This story is a sequel to Comma Comma
many years have passed since the last time royal prerogative was used to ban a vital part of written language. regrettably, it has happened again. for reasons known only to her, princess celestia has banned capital letters, and this time twilight sparkle cannot turn to spike for help/blame. instead, she seeks assistance from starlight glimmer. it goes about as well as you would expect.
warning: contains intentional grammar-mauling, fourth-wall breakage, and desu.