walking your way home from work you spot this, what do?

The hugs will never end.

Open the Seventh Seal.

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Walk past, because I live in NY and I saw thirty just down the road.

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Take her home and give her some soup.

keep walking with a Pinkie in my arms.

My Little Pinkie!

The only way I could ignore this… CRIME is if I had a stone heart, then had it forcefully ripped out

take her home. give her a hot bath. make her some food. get her to smile again.

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Similar, though I'd probably walk over to see just how vivid my hallucination was, and, depending on whether in ended at visual or went to auditory and even tactile, go along with it and try to give my delusion some aid.

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take off my raincoat, warp it around her, take her home, give her some food, make her a nice warm mug of hot chocolate and let her take my bed while I take the floor. (I don't own a couch so I'd need to sleep on the floor ) and make sure she knows she's welcome at my place. I could never leave her or any of the ponies like that.

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Really and who's going to be the one taking care of her you or me? But still who could turn away a Pinkie and why?

Scoop her up and run home. She can stay as long as she wants.

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Do you even have to ask?

Help her, feed her, get her back on her FEET!

take her home

Be confused and walk away while stressfully eating my baked potato

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Give her a hug, take her home, and make sure she's well fed.

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SHE DOESNT HAVE FEET

Whelp, looks like I have a new Roommate.

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*approaches her* Shh, shh. It's ok. *wraps her in my jacket* I'll take care of you. *takes her home to give her a hot meal and a warm bed to sleep on*

For those that would leave the Pinkie. Remember that would be naaaaughtyyyy.

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Hey, is there a 4chan story behind this one

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To the children's hospital.
Away!!

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walks up to her with an umbrella in one hand, I scoop her up in my other arm then and hold her close as I continue to walk home quickly then.

snuggles up against the nice young man as he takes me off the street and into his home.

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She'd end up in my living room eating all my junk food. I might give her some coffee just to see how she likes it.

Kinda obvious what to do, take her home with you and care for her.

Pick her up to give her a home and food.

It was a rainy night on the streets of New York city. I was walking home from a long day at work. It was just my luck that my car ended up with a boot on the tire, forcing me to walk back home and deal with it the next day.

As I walked down the stone pathways, with the sounds of motorists screeching and honking, eager to get back to their homes, just as I was. With the rain pestering my coat I continued my trek; even after I saw a pink flash a few blocks ahead, stranger things have happened. I simply continued walking, even as I approached the alley where the flash of pink occurred.

I just kept moving, I didn't even bother to investigate the flash of pink, or at least, I wouldn't have, if I didn't hear the muted sounds of a woman crying. At that, even my cold and weary heart required that I investigate, to console whoever could be so unfortunate to be sat crying in an alley way in New York City. I approached a small bundle lying under a cardboard box, hidden from view, but definitely the source of the sobbing. I had planned to call out softly, but I had the misfortune of stepping on a piece of broken glass that was rendered invisible in the low light and wet streets. Luckily, I was wearing my hard-soled work boots, and it didn't affect me in the slightest. The crunch did, however, have an effect on the card board box umbrella. As the sound rang out, the bundle shifted and stopped making sound, and ever so slowly, a small bunch of pink fur with large blue eyes peered out at me.

I didn't stand a chance; my heart was immediately kick started by the shear wrongness of the situation. There should be no reason on earth, nay the whole of time and space that this small creature should ever be caught crying and alone. I was stunned by the strangeness of the creature I was faced with, as we both peered into the other’s eyes, I could only presume the small creature was watching my eyes for the same intelligence I sought in hers, as it was likely neither of our species had ever met before.

An undetermined amount of time later, our silence was broken as the small pink quadruped was lifted from her musings by remembering her predicament. She started tearing up again, without the strength to openly sob in my presence. I approached slowly, moving to sit next to her, as I did she embraced me fully, leaning up against me, evidently desperate enough for a companion to accept the small amount of trust I could provide. I placed my hand on her back, and eventually the tears and shudders slowed. spurred by my small accomplishment I began throwing motion into the mix, rubbing her back slowly, in an attempt to relieve the tension and sadness through physical contact, which worked much more effectively than I would have thought.

We sat there, repeating the same motions for a fair amount of time, and the pink bundle of fur and bubbly hair began to relax, and the tears slowed. I gave the small creature a small shake, prompting her to look up at me, for the first time since I sat down. I made the motions to stand up, and she was clearly distressed at that, evidently not wanting me to leave her. I had no intentions of doing that, immediately motioning for her to follow me; an action that she had no objections to, as she eagerly jumped up to walk beside me.

With that I began leading her to my apartment, where we could both get out of the rain that remained constant throughout the night. Upon arrival, I unlocked the door and ushered the little pink creature in. As she began to admire my humble abode, I went to the closet for some towels to dry off the clearly soaked creature. Actually, now that she's in the light, she looks clearly equine, some sort of pony? That name sounds fitting for such an innocently adorable creature. I carried the towels over to the pink pony, offering to dry her off, which she accepted, evidently relishing the physical contact from earlier. After the drying had been complete, I decided that today had been long enough, and we were both due some sleep. I grabbed a spare pillow and blanket out of the closet, and placed them on the couch, implying to the small pony that I was offering her a place to stay the night. She accepted wholeheartedly, hugging me with a few more tears in her eyes, which I was proud of, seeing as I gave her something better to cry about.

I felt inspired, I dunno if commenting rules allow for this sort of length but I'll take my chances. I don't do much writing but I'm in a good writing mood today so I just went with what popped into my head, enjoy!

Edit: I have fixed a number of errors that my writing obsessed brain failed to catch or bother to proofread before. I've just had so much fun writing this that it deserved to be edited a bit.

Final Edit(Even though the thread is pretty much dead now): I have posted this as my first story on fimfiction(edited to meet length requirement). (also right about here is the word cap TIL)

I would smuggle her back to Hell and keep her protected from any and all other demons and she eats a small cupcake in the most adorable way possible

Excuse me, madam. Can I be of assistance?

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I'd personally treat the entire situation as suspicious.
A popular character on her lonesome in a dark, isolated alleyway? And she's crying? You're gonna have to try harder than that to trick me, mate. It's essentially just a more elaborate form of the ol' string and box tactic.

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Throw her a welcome party for all the times she's done them for others

I would most likely ask what is wrong after I get over the craziness of the situation,

Whether or not if she tells me what is wrong
I will still ask if she has any place she can stay,

if she does not I would insist she to stay at my place for a bit.

While she is at my place I would offer her food and nice shower and a place to sleep,

but I would mostly try and ask her questions
relating to her problem giving her someone

to vent her emotions to and hopefully lead her to some sort of solution or path to help with her dilemma.

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I'd bring her home.

HUGS, GIVE HER ALL THE HUGS!!

6157662 Wait, walk, what's this 'walk' you speak of? And that stuff pelting down, is that water, water falling out of the sky? What stuff and nonsense is that?

Sorry, old habit from living in Los Angeles.

call animal control

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I personally wouldn't take her home myself (that's not a very good idea to be honest) however I would escort her to a local shelter that could provide her with temporary food and shelter and get her back on her feet.

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The right answer would probably mean "run as fast as you can", depending on which kind Pinkie it would be

However I have a nice new rainjacket, which means I won't be the only one that has a cold at the end of the day, because I would hurry to get her away from the rain probably my house and see what happens next.

I have to admit I'm curious at how I could benefit of her strange pinkie powers (food and stuff...), however at the same time I expect to see the police much more often..., because of different worlds different rules.

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These are the only legit responses here tbh.

-Kidnapped- That's all i have to say.

*Sees Pinkie Pie (or would that be Pinkamena?)* (to self) "Pinkie Pie?!"
*Reaches out and pets Pinkie's mane to get her attention* "Hey... you okay, Pinkie?"
*Hugs the stranded party mare* "It's okay... let's get you somewhere warm and dry. And something warm and sweet to eat"
*Takes her in, starts contemplating how TF she got here*
*Smiles, enjoys life with Pinkie Pie, plays the waiting game for SOMEPONY to get her back to Equestria*

I'd take her in and let her stay with me for as long as she wants.

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NO! My perky party pony pinkie pie waifu shall not suffer such degradation! Come pinkie, let this imperfect knight in silver take you far away. Let us seek out our happiness with laughter and love. Onwards!

New roommate!

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Take her home with me and give her hugs and hot cocoa.

Best pony should not be sad.

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Laugh and walk off because I'm horrible

Edit: I lied i would take her home with me.

Edit: Then I'll start a restaurant inviting mlp fans where they can enjoy quality baked goods and burgers.

Edit: Horse burgers

Edit: I'm sure the french bronies would love them