Anon is too cheap to spring for a golden apple, so he settles for a cardboard box. Didn't start any wars, accidentally a job, 9/10 would recommend.
(RGRE)
{This story has two versions, the last chapter is the first person version.}

'R' and 'E' are right next to one another on keyboards, so I dismissed 'Mareiott' as a typo and booked my hotel room online. It was only after I found a pony waiting for me at the airport that I realized it was, instead, a horrible pun. Now I'm stuck in a horsey hotel for a week while attending a major trade fair on behalf of my employer.

Additional character tags: Snowcatcher, Flitterheart, Sunny Rays, Feathermay, Honeybuzz

Written for Admiral Biscuit's challenge/request for more slice of life fics featuring ponies working on Earth:

https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/869870/story-notes-labor-day-plus-a-challenge-to-readers

This story is a sequel to CUTIE MARK CRUSADER NECROMANCERS, YAY!

After losing their lives in a blood sacrifice, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon find themselves in Hell. They're not happy and they're letting every demon around them know it.

As luck would have it there just might be a way or two for them to get back home.

Follow these two ponies as they travel across the afterlife, trying to figure out how to return to Ponyville... And maybe get a little revenge while they're at it.

Diamond Tiara vector created by liggliluff.

Apple Bloom wants to see her parents, the Cutie Mark Crusaders want their cutie marks, so they do the the only logical thing and try to raise the dead.

Can these three amateur necromancers pull it off without bringing back something twisted and wrong or a horde of the undead?

Tagged 'Sex' for a bumper crop of farm innuendos.

Sunset Shimmer accompanies Pinkie in stalking Sonata...

Er--wait...

Sunset Shimmer tries to protect Pinkie from Sonata...

Wait...No...

Sunset Shimmer watches a man die of heart failure.

There we go. That's the one.

(A Sonata & Pinkie Pie story--with a side of Sunset--designed to make you question what the heck you just clicked on.)

TL;DR - Blueblood is a gritty alicorn superhero.

The coronation of Princess Twilight Sparkle… Blueblood can’t stand it! Somepony gets a pair of wings and suddenly they become royalty and the talk of Equestria! It’s just not fair!

When a mysterious guest offers him wings of his own and even more newfound abilities, how could Blueblood possibly refuse? The power is everything he’d ever dreamed of.

But when Blueblood discovers that he’s not the only pony in Canterlot with a mysterious benefactor granting them special gifts, he realizes that something nefarious is going on. Now, with his most bitter rival as his unwilling ally, Equestria’s most unpopular royal is going to have to find it within himself to be the hero Equestria doesn’t want, but definitely needs.

Cowritten by RainbowBob

This story is a sequel to Advanced Lessons

Twilight has no idea how she's supposed to go about dating. It always seemed so mundane and unworthy of her precious brainpower. Now she's trying to romance Prince Blueblood, and has no idea what to do.

Fortunately, Chrysalis has some free time.

The Changeling Queen. Evil Mastermind, willing prisoner of Equestria, and Princess Celestia's significant other. That Chrysalis, was going to be offering her a bit of romantic advice.

There was no way, that Twilight could see that going well.

-A brief two-shot sequel to my story "Advanced Lessons" purely made for a bit of fun, at Twilight's expense.

Twilight finds herself struggling without a clear path in front of her as a princess. In a bout of panic, she seeks out her mentor, Princess Celestia, in the hopes of gaining answers, only to find herself with some much more distressing questions.

With a decidedly unexpected guest making herself comfortable in Canterlot Castle, it quickly becomes evident that her mentor has been keeping some interesting company over the years. Twilight quickly begins to realize just how much things are going to change for her. She's practically immortal. Which, apparently, means she's going to be spending a lot of time with beings a lot less mature than they first seemed.

(First Story-Woot. Likely to be broken down into three parts.)

Applejack takes some time to reflect, and get in touch with her love of rope and riding crops. Rainbow Dash wishes AJ was less in touch with herself.

Second place in My Little Speed Writing Contest #11. Prompt, "Spurred to Action." Totally unedited.

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Starlight is out for a walk, and while out for a walk comes across the local human, who had recently gone missing. He's picked up at least one bad habit.