This story is a sequel to CUTIE MARK CRUSADER NECROMANCERS, YAY!
After losing their lives in a blood sacrifice, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon find themselves in Hell. They're not happy and they're letting every demon around them know it.
As luck would have it there just might be a way or two for them to get back home.
Follow these two ponies as they travel across the afterlife, trying to figure out how to return to Ponyville... And maybe get a little revenge while they're at it.
Diamond Tiara vector created by liggliluff.
Chapters (4)
I remember over an year ago in the original story when the CMC and Button Mash sacrificed Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon for bringing back the AppleParents.
Wot? You did it, didn't you? You crazy bastard, you actually did it...
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The idea of D.T. and S.S. wandering the afterlife and annoying Grim hit me when I woke up from a flu fevered stupor and I knew I had to write it.
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This guy is all I could thing about when you described the Devil for some reason. Also, I had forgotten about that image.
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Also, pretty much this. Now I'm thinking of Sunset...
Some towns just should be burnt down, the earth salted, and huge freaking signs carved out of monoliths showing horrifying warnings of the monsters contained within. After a certain point, it is no longer worth the effort to keep fighting off the evil. Like Chernobyl, Detroit, Sunnydale, or Arkham. If the dead come back in Ponyville, that's it. They already have a hellmouth, native megafuana, a choas god, and an abandoned palace in a lawless primeval forest. This is the one where you just fold it in already.
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I had forgotten about Sinfest Satan when I wrote this, but that is the sort of Devil archetype I was shooting for.
You know, I bet most people go a little nuts on bliss the first couple eons of non-time in paradise. I mean , even an optimal mortal life gives no frame of reference for divine ecstasy. Newbies can't be good for much else until they acclimate.
...And Silver has gone more than a little mad.
That burn, sir, is straight immaculate!
You know, somehow, just the fact that she comprehends that right and wrong are a thing makes her a better pony than Diamond, who clearly has no idea, or interest in either; despite Silver harboring murderous intent.
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It's not like Silver's crush (on either pole) is unprecedented. Also, Sinfest images may be my new thing for this story. We'll see.
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I so knew it was Grimm. I wonder if These two are worse than Billy and Mandy?
Also, he ended up marrying Mandy in Grim tales form Down Below. I wonder what, you'll make of that, if anything?
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Doubtful I'll bring Bleadman's stuff into this. I mean, look what I did with just one crossover in another story! Who knows how long I'd have to write and I dumped the entirety of Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon in with the ponies?
Good
Although I would prefer an update to Pinkie and Sonata's Bogus Adventure.
This is fantastic
I really hope to see more soon!
Oh jeez I completely forgot that grim is a Rastafarian.
THE ADHD! IT COURSES THROUGH ME!
Words...
Words fail me to describe the stupidity of these two.
...
Nope! Words still fail me!
You eternal masculine beauty of pony fiction.
This offering pleases me. Thank you for becoming deathly ill enough to come up with this masterpiece.
Holy shit. Those two may as well be in a really boring spa then hell. This has to be the most fun use of Diamond and Silver I've seen in a good awhile. <333
Words still fail me.
Anyways, is Death their friend now or what?
Also. I still say that Death ain't ever going to touch Ponyville again after this!
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Someone suggested it when I mentioned "Satan" in The Dazzlings are Insane. Though, Satan is sort of a title that's become synonymous with a name, so I'd say it's still appropriate. Still, "Morning Star" sounds like a good pony name.
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The literal meaning of the name "Lucifer" is Shining Star/Morning Star.
The Devil is called Morning Star all the time.
I liked this.
D.T.
Is this a spoof on Bill and Ted or Billy and Mandy? Lol. Either way, I'm reading it.
Grim! Yaaaaaayyyy!
This explains so much...
Numerous spelling/grammar errors aside, into my Favorites you go!
Looking forward to the inevitable shenanigans.
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Fixed. Thanks.
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Chapter 2 Diamond Tiara is Charlie Barkens without the limiter one calls a conscience lol (and yes, Silver is TOTALLY Itchy!)
(it was supposed to be the best. but it didn't have Diamond's swimming pool.)
Silver Spoon is so adorably murderously goth. Pinkiemina has some serious competition here. <3
Is it weird that I was thinking of Diamond's pool as well?
Chapter 3
Perfect mix of Grim Reaper from both Billy and Mandy and Bill and Ted's universe. I salute you.
I couldn't find a good source to fit chapter 1. I so hope we get some delicious paybacks though, I'd like to see the CMC tear down heaven and hell and Button Mash stuck in purgatory with an atari 2600 with only the game Pong to play. xD
Inb4 Sweetie Bot and possible other bot variant CMC
You know, all things considered... the Devil probably should have looked more like this:
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Considering Lauren worked on the show and all... Just one of those 'subtle nod' things.
Anyway, my comments on the first chapter: So much 'da fuq did I just read' going on. I have no idea what I'm feeling right now, other than some pity for the poor pony who had her throat torn out by a zombie pony. That's a horrible way to die.
Being swallowed by a hydra is much better! So, remember, if zombies are chasing you, throw yourself to a hydra!
Unless the hydra is also a zombie. Then you're screwed.
5656461 *Alondro finds words for you* These two are as bad as the hypothetical spawn of Chairman Mao and rule 63 Kim Jong Un. *Alondro imagines rule 63 Kim Jong Un and Chairman Mao getting it on... and promptly tears his own brain out and stomps on it*
What Grim doesn't realize is he's about to try to murder the CMCs...
I almost feel sorry for him.
5657748 Silver Spoon. She still thinks goth poetry is cool. That's GOT to be the most obvious sign of absolute evil possible!
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Thank you for traumatizing me! Really appreciate it!
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Fair enough., Although a passing mention was more what I had in mind rather than that (other) vortex of madness, (and underage girls in uncomfortable contexts).
What the hell?...
Also, I agree with the overall assumption this is going to be a debacle. The CMC are so much worse that Billy ever was, except that one time there was more than one of him(that happened right?
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Also, now I want to know if Grim plays poker with Discord.
Anyway, I've elected to continue with my practice of including semi-topical Sinfest Images.
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or material success
. Corrupting Fluttershy might be a sweeter victory (Everyone here has had to have stumbled upon at least one of these stories), but its also a really hard sell.
...This is unrelated, I just thought it was the coolest thing ever. Also, unlikely to work. Everybody knows Unicorns are the race most likely to make Faustian bargains for forbidden knowledge
Well, that was amusing. Silly Diamond Tiara, you can't fix everything with money... If you don't also know how best to spend it. Hire an assassin.
Did you mean to sometimes use Mourning Star instead of Morning Star?
I thought it was weird there was a devil in the pony-universe but now I see it's one of those 'all cosmologies are true' settings.
Note to self, Silver Spoon not as good at wrestling as Jobe, who had that angel beat until it sucker-punched him with a low blow.
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I just want to point out that at least two ponies dressed in devil costumes during Nightmare Night. So, canonically they do apparently know about the concept, at least.
FIRE IS AWESOME!
ICE CREAM IS AWESOME!
THIS STORY IS AWESOME!
ERGO!
YOU'RE AWESOME!
Want to have a conversation?
5674779 We are a cult, yes.
Good
Now that was one insane journey.
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Well duhhh. It wouldnt be funny fanfic times if we werent trippinballs crazy when we write it. 
So hilariously ridiculous that it comes right back around to being legitimately inspiring and awesome. You rule for writing this. Fav'd!
B-but, no vengence ?
Way to be useless, Twilight.
• Love Tap OC is slightly above where we want her right now. Increased cost of Sacrifice to 3 (up from 2).
• Scootaloo has recieved a slight fix to feather regrowth. Parents buff will be considered for future expansion, though not likely at this time.
• An age buff to acquire colt-friends could not be applied at this time. It will be available upon next server maintenance.
• r63 Button is actually not r63, Button's a boy, hotfix applied but tooltip won't update until next major story patch.
• Green Glow Blast (Evil Unicorn Magic) has had it's cooldown changed from 30 sec. to 1.30 minutes.
• Silver Spoon's Blood Lust has been changed from 175% to 135%. Silver can now Blood Lust even while incapacitated, stunned, rooted in molten tar.
• Salivating debuff no longer persist through 'Reality Check'. The debuff also will no longer incorrectly be applied if when channeling 'Murderous Thoughts' is interrupted.
Yeah, I don't know either. Sad this ended so quickly. But great ending. Twi was good. Silver was awesome. Scootaloo was just adorable to the max, and bonus points for not cutting her off at the parents part. DT is adorably easy to please. Sandwich throne on a big flotie water chgair with a Evil ice cream sundae should be a thing with Grim being the pool boy. Can't back out of a contract Grim. xD
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You know, I could actually see Scoots with a crush on Gibson. I mean, he did modify his guitar and amp to be used as an epic flail. That's pretty fricken hardcore! Granted, WatB Gibson is taken, but Equestrian Gibson is still single- and unlikely to get a steady girlfriend before Scootaloo finishes puberty. All he needs to do is maintain a consistent level of awesome, (which should probably attract some age-appropriate females in the meantime anyway) and he has a reproductive contingency plan. And... I sound like a sociopath.
5674779 Yes.
Insanity is a fundamental prerequisite for pony comedy writers and research biologists.
I fully support ScootaGibson.
All of that was good, but the part with Twilight showing up was where it momentarily attained true greatness.
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Well, they know about horned red creatures with spiky tails, that's an image only recently associated with the devil. And frankly given the world they live in there are probably at least three species of carnivorous monsters that fit that description without being the incarnation of evil within spitting distance of Ponyville.
When there is no more room in Hell...
The dead shall annoy the crap out of the living.