Princess Celestia is very concerned about Equestrians’ lack of visits to their primary care physician, and Twilight and her friends are happy to help out on a public health campaign by filming a documentary about their visit to the doctor.

Thing is, they might not be the best ponies for a health campaign...

EDIT: Heyyyy, Featured #2 9/18! Thanks a bunch!
EDIT: Number one same day- glad you all enjoyed!
EDIT: Late Nite 9/20- lmao how is this still at #1
EDIT: Finally off number 1 but it took to 9/21. Actually means a bunch that everyone liked this silly little story :D

After the daily mountain of paperwork that results from the insanity that is Ponyville, Ivory Scroll has had enough, and has made a list forbidding things that Ponyville citizens are forbidden from doing. A one shot of surprisingly epic proportions, written in the dead of night.

Rainbow Dash has always been proud of her physical abilities and her fighting prowess; however that pride of hers has been tested against the sheer might of her bubbly friend Pinkie Pie. As much as Dash hates to admit it she is clearly outclassed by her earth pony friend in every way. Still, she wants to know how much training she will have to do to get close to her ability -- so Rainbow challenges Pinkie to a fight far from Ponyville. Its nothing serious, just a friendly contest of strength to see just where they are at. Rainbow Finds out all right.

Inspired by a very particular fight in One Punch Man that seems all the more fun with pastel colored ponies.

Twilight returns from a friendly yard sale with some interesting knick knacks, including a lab notebook filled with intriguing equations and formulas. Spike takes a peek at it and is ecstatic to discover a recipe for a type of crystal referred to as "Blue Sky." Certain that it must be some type of turquoise, the enthusiastic dragon assembles a lab and starts cooking. Poor little guy... he will soon learn that chemistry must be respected.

(Tagged 'teen' because of the blue crystal. Don't worry, I'm not going to have Spike turn into an addict or a drug lord, I wouldn't do that to him. I do not own MLP: FiM or Breaking Bad, the copyright goes to their respective owners. No infringement intended, just a silly idea I thought up.)

What possible use can Lyra have for a costume which looks exactly like herself?

There's a man who works at my job in the basement.

He says his name is Derek. Not many people like Derek. People say he's weird and tends to lie. Derek says he was tricked and isn't supposed to be here at all.

He also says he used to be the Chaos King back home.

And here I just wish he'd stop screwing around with the coffee in the breakroom.

You're always stuck sitting next to someone for the whole flight...

Me? I got a pony with a fear of flying.

Cover art by KaoKay
YouTube Reading by AShadowOfCygnus

A thousand years is quite the generation gap, so Princess Luna decides she has to get with the times. However, this isn't quite as easy as she thinks it will be...

Twilight sealed off her heat when she was twelve, thinking it was just a distraction she didn't need in her life. After she got her new castle, she reveals this fact to her friends. Now her friends decided to release it. After all, what's the worst that could happen?

No actual sexual content. Just some sexy implications. Twimac and Sparity.

EDIT: Featured on 11/23/2019! Thank you so much!

When your life is as dull a gray as the world that surrounds you, the mundanities can make it all seem meaningless. Sometimes all we need is a little color -- or six -- to reintroduce us to what truly makes life worth living.

*6-16-2017 Edit, added Rainbow Dash tag because it triggered knighty.*