Ever since Luna got back from the moon, she's been... readjusting to modern day culture. And Twilight has been all too happy to help. At least until Luna discovered something called the 'Pun'.

Now Twilight is convinced Luna punning right and left is the end of Equestrian civilization as we know it. She's overreacting... right? Well, yes. Probably.

Now, the only question is what will happen first, a punderstorm of lunar proportions or the meltdown of a liberian? Personally, if you were to ask Spike? Pass the popcorn.

Featured on 6/15/19 and on 6/16/19

Pinkie Pie has a secret that not even she knows about.
What will the truth affect? Well, probably not that much, to be honest.
But it sure makes for a neat party trick!

Filed as "Teen" just to be safe, but all mentionings are very circumspect.
An entry for the Monster Mares Story Contest

To a ground-bound pony, a cloud is a collection of rain that hasn’t fallen yet. To Rainbow Dash, it's so much more. It's a place to nap, a launchpad into her mind, and depending on the company, a point of grievous contention.

A surprise visit from Twilight prompts a conversation about Celestia's unusually long life, and the implications for the young Alicorn.

But immortality comes at a cost, and no immortal would wish it upon another.

6/15/2019: Oh my goodness. Featured. Thanks all!

A suicide right by the school of friendship.
Why would someone do that when there was help so close?
Twilight can't let this go as just a tragic incident. There has to be a reason.
*UPDATED*
I just added some detail and fixed a couple small problems. The story itself is unchanged.

So, you had a one night stand with Berry Punch. Cool. You two go to Blue Krab to work off the alcohol. One problem. She's carb crazy. This may be one mare whose check you can't cash.

Pride Month Special!

Rough days at work. We all have them, and today was no exception for Sunset Shimmer. She is, however, lucky enough to have a girlfriend to hear her vent.

Tagged narcotics for wine drinking.
Both Rarity and Sunset are of legal drinking age.

Featured 6/14/19 (How do I keep missing that?! It's like it's there for a split second!)

Cover art by horsegirlpodcast

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This story is a sequel to The Trials of Love

Written for FlashLight Week 2019 Day 6

Prompt of the day: Time

As in "It is time, people! It is finally time!" Yeah, believe me. It's MUCH better than how I'm making it sound.

Cover art by ro994 (Please check out her stuff on deviantart)

Who is Twilight Sparkle?

An immortal alicorn fighting against the alien Nillin...

Of course, Fish isn't concerned with her, and if he has anything to say about it he never will be.

Twilight Sparkle has other plans for Fish.

Everyone knows the classic tale: the Three Bears leave to let their porridge cool, the naive little filly Goldilocks comes in, she does porridge. Hijinks, as the saying goes, shall thus ensue.

Dinky's got a little more behind her "re-imagining" than that, though. Her mind stands trial. Can she outwit the grim judge (big sister Amethyst)? Can she appeal to the all-loving jury (Derpy, walking disaster zone and friend of insurance sellers everywhere)?

Or will she find the chair to be much too hot? And not "just right" at all?