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Writing too much at one time, but I don't care.

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  • E Eyes for Detail

    Rarity needs Twilight to help out by using her eye for detail to make a very specific dress for an important pony. Twilight happily agrees to help out her friend. Rarity is even happier.  · Razor Blade the Unicron
    1,495 words · 361 views  ·  38  ·  6
  • E The Legend of Celestia: The Wind Waker

    Scootaloo's best friend has been kidnapped by a giant bird, and she's going to stop at nothing to save her. But with her being held captive by the evil Nightmare Moon who *really* wants Scootaloo to be gone, it isn't going to be easy.  · Razor Blade the Unicron
    2,622 words · 112 views  ·  12  ·  2
  • E The Musical Curse

    Everypony keeps randomly bursting into songs and dance numbers, and only Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy seem to notice. Can they break the curse when nopony else knows that it's there, or will they start singing too?  · Razor Blade the Unicron
    1,555 words · 323 views  ·  26  ·  2
  • E The Elements of Randomness

    Amethyst Star (also known as Sparkler) is a unicorn who lives in Ponyville. She's the librarian for the Golden Oaks Library, and loves to read. But when she reads about the possibility of a huge threat to Equestria, she's not one to just sit idly by.  · Razor Blade the Unicron
    15,893 words · 196 views  ·  19  ·  1
  • E The First Unicron

    Rapid Violet heard all of the rumors about the crazy pony that lives in the forest, but she didn't believe any of them. But when she meets a pony in the forest that matches the descriptions almost perfectly, she'll have a bit extra chaos in her life.  · Razor Blade the Unicron
    9,895 words · 75 views
  • T Cycle of Darkness

    Trixie has gotten stuck in a time loop. She arrives in Ponyville everyday with the Alicorn Amulet around her neck, and banishes Twilight. Will she ever be able to overtake the evil in the Amulet?  · Razor Blade the Unicron
    3,557 words · 243 views  ·  14  ·  1
  • E The Power Ponies and the Legend of the Two Sisters

    Maretropolis is well known for all of the bad guys in it, but more so the superhero team that protects the city: the Power Ponies! The evil may be easy to keep at bay right now, but the Power Ponies are soon going to be dealing with the unimaginable.  · Razor Blade the Unicron
    5,386 words · 116 views
  • T The Perfect Rule of Empress Flurry Heart

    Flurry Heart is all grown up and is ruling the Crystal Empire! Surely there's nothing wrong with that!  · Razor Blade the Unicron
    1,084 words · 411 views  ·  14  ·  2
  • E The Second Pony to Go Through the Mirror Portal

    AU Shadow-Dashverse. Sunset Shimmer has stolen Rainbow Dash's Element of Harmony, and fled into a portal to another world. Rainbow needs to get back her Element, before the portal closes, leaving both her and her Element trapped in the other world.  · Razor Blade the Unicron
    6,228 words · 358 views  ·  20  ·  2
  • E The Second Pony to Become an Alicorn

    Rainbow Dash has become an alicorn Princess, but there's still so much that she needs to do. A cutie-mark-removing unicorn, out of control vines that even Discord can't stop, and a power-hungry centaur are just the start.  · Razor Blade the Unicron
    13,585 words · 515 views  ·  34  ·  5

Shadow-Dashverse Stories

  • The Second Pony in Space Nightmare Moon was the first pony in space. The next documented pony in space was Princess Celestia, from when she had been sent to the sun when Nightmare Moon returned. There was a pony before Princess Celestia who went into space, but who? by Razor Blade the Unicron 3,979 words · 1,370 views · 73 likes · 7 dislikes
  • The First Pony to Time Travel Without a Spell Rainbow Dash has returned to Equestria, and nothing makes sense. She knows the pegasus that visited her, but if Rainbow had been gone for ninety two years, she should be dead. And she knows that purple unicorn, but she should be an alicorn. by Razor Blade the Unicron 33,577 words · 1,453 views · 96 likes · 2 dislikes
  • The Second Pony to Become an Alicorn Rainbow Dash has become an alicorn Princess, but there's still so much that she needs to do. A cutie-mark-removing unicorn, out of control vines that even Discord can't stop, and a power-hungry centaur are just the start. by Razor Blade the Unicron 13,585 words · 515 views · 34 likes · 5 dislikes

One Year · 9:03pm

Looking over a few things, I noticed that I've been on FIMFiction for a year. Wow, it's been a year already? Odd, considering I thought that I was going to stay active on this site for a week at most. Now I'm here every day with over twenty stories that I've published and over one hundred sitting in my box of "Unmade, Unpublished, and Most Likely Stupid". Guess my estimate was off by a bit.

Well, to self-celebrate my own existence (which totally isn't increasing my own ego), I thought I'd look back at some of the stories that I've written. Because why not.

Oh, and spoilers for most of these stories.

Another Human Turned Pony in Equestria

Ah, yes, My very first story and my very first idea. Just... Just what was I thinking? I don't hate this story that I wrote... It just hate that I wrote it. I mean, we all need to start out somewhere, but did I have to write one of the biggest things I can't write? Romance. But, whatever. It was my first story and I thought that I was cool. Basically, it's poorly written, has very short moments that should be much longer, just goes everywhere, and the only reason I haven't deleted it is for keeping it as a history of what I've written.

Don't read it, it's terrible.

Unicorns Can be Utter Jerks

My second story. It's short, it's silly. But I still love it. It's so much better than my first story, albeit short. Plus, it's what sparked my love of Raindrops. I needed a pegasus to write about that I could have act however I wanted, so I just clicked on her tag. And I still love that cyan and yellow pegasus. This story is mostly just me improving on my writing skills, and creating the love of a background character that hasn't said a single word before.

Seven Elements of Harmony

And then I stopped writing one-shots and actually wrote a story. Granted, it's just taking the show's story and adding another character to the mix, but at least it wasn't another one-shot. There's not really much to say about this story other than I'm not giving it up. I haven't updated it in ages (which is why it's on hiatus), but I really want to continue writing about Crystal and the mane six.

Darkwood and Known as Thy Pony of Timber Wolves

And then I went from happy-joy-sunshine-rainbows to stories about an Earth pony being banished and then killed by her own kindness. Yeah, that was quite a shift. But I wanted to write a sad story and the dark tag just popped onto it. Darkwood is like "shift" story, as I refer to it as. I see it as my story that shifted me from my older ones (the ones previously mentioned) to the stories I write now. I've noticed that my style has just seemed seemed to shift since writing it.

The First Unicron

Finally wrote a story about Razor Blade! I've had several people ask me things like "Why is her horn orange?" "What's a unicron?" and the most common "You misspelled your user name." which I can't really blame them for saying. So just go read about Razor, even though the story is actually about Violet.

And I think that's all the stories I've wanted to talk about! Unless, of course... There's something big I've missed... Possibly some stories I've written that are the most popular out of everything else I've written...

The Shadow-Dashverse

Yeah, there's no way I wasn't going to talk about these stories. The first one, The Second Pony in Space, was written for one singular reason: "Hey, I should totally write a sci-fi story even though I can't actually write sci-fi stuff." And then I wrote it. My first idea had been to write about Rainbow Dash, but I didn't know where to go from there. So I had her fly into space and land on the moon with Luna. I hadn't planned the ending of the story until... well, the end of the story. And after I wrote it, I knew I needed to write another story to go it. It was always going to be about Nightmare Moon returning, and then some. I love this series more than everything else I've written. I've worked on it for longer than anything else and I love it more than anything else. Everyone else seemed to love it (seriously, why does this series have over two thousand views total?!?) and I'm just so proud of it.

Please go read them if you haven't. (Please?)

And those are all the stories I'm going to talk about! There's definitely more to be coming (I'm working on two new ones right now) and I'm going to keep working on my other ongoing stories. I'd like to thank everyone for reading my stories, the (current) sixty-eight of you following me, and everyone who's given me support towards my writing, helpful feedback, and excitement towards what I've written. I wouldn't keep writing if if weren't for all of you. So thanks, so, so much.

- Razor Blade the Unicron