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SwiperTheFox


This sneaky fox, always clad in a blue mask and gloves, has long been a bane of unwary travelers with loose accouterments.

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Twilight and her friends settle down in Ponyville after a crazy wedding crashed by a certain evil queen. On the way, Twilight realizes that she accidentally packed a mysterious device that isn't hers, something found after the ceremony ended. The large crystal ball has the oddest sort of rainbow-colored energy coursing deep inside and no sign of what it does. The six friends take a look. They tap on it, blow at it, and otherwise look for answers, finding no labels or anything else. Twilight accidentally opens it up, revealing a description written in some mysterious, alien-like language. She'll send it back to Celestia later, but for now she vows to find out more, deeply curious. She stays up studying to no avail.

Twilight wakes up to find her friends totally losing it, acting weirder than she's ever seen before. She decodes the ball, finding a cryptic message thanking Queen Chrysalis for buying the item. Noone knows how the Queen got this device, how to use it, why she brought it, how she lost it, and where the Queen herself is at the moment. Twilight must find a way to stop this insanity as well as get some answers.

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By day, Rarity works as an immensely talented fashionista with a knack for fitting customers into amazing outfits. By night, she takes on the identity of the fanficiton author extraordinaire known as 'SilentRainbows' on PISfiction. Silent, an obsessive fanmare of 'My Little Human: Progress Is Scientific', has a knack for steamy shipping, fitting characters into the most erotic situations. She playfully chats with her followers, but one other author in particular, going by the name 'The-Big-Humie' or TBH, has a talent for leaving sweet comments and writing tender scenes that leaves her swooning.

Rarity can't take her budding friendships and possible romance very far, feeling so odd towards these semi-anonymous users that still represent real flesh and blood ponies. She sets up a clandestine get-together between some of PISfiction's most prolific authors. She vows to herself to find TBH and turn these online erotic fantasies into a wonderful reality.

I came up with this fanfic out of a request by RandomPerson. It's currently rated 'teen' for 'not yet'. The excellent story 'The Moony Maiden' by Dubs Rewatcher in particular gave some great inspiration, as did many other stories, too many to name. Thanks for reading.

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Knighty puts the boom boom into the hearts of countless ponies with his outrageously flamboyant dance-sona named "Roxette". He makes the sun shine brighter than Doris Day; he turns turns a bright spark into a flame. However, on one particular "80s Friday" (Knighty's favorite day of the week) at the night club, a certain yellow pegasus who's too shy... shy (hush, hush, eye to eye) sparks his fancy. She accidentally threatens his crown as king of the dance floor. While he must defend it, Knighty determines that, like a butterfly (a wild butterfly), he will collect her (and capture her). She's his obsession.

Anyways, I know that Knighty isn't a unicorn, but I wrote him as having magic just for being so awesome. And he's so cute, kind and smart as well. Thanks for reading.

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Every animal is a friend to Fluttershy. She made that vow and she plans to keep it, even if this new creature looks and acts like something from a little foal's cartoon and also seems to have dropped out from a whole other world. This yellowish-green bird-like thing pops up out of Everfree Forest with a tag named "Sweet Jane" and an address leading to "The Factory" in "New York, New York", which Fluttershy has never heard of. Fluttershy can't understand a word it says, but it clearly seems to want to go back home as well as make music. If only Fluttershy could find this Lou Reed character that owns Sweet Jane.

I'm hoping that this odd little idea, coming from a mix of watching Lilo & Stitch, reacting to Human in Equestria cliches, and my current Velvet Underground obsession, breaks my current writer's block. Picture credits to Esark Design: http://esharkdesign.com/index.php/about/ Check him out.

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Foolish humans unleash a certain pink earth pony upon the world, and electronic broadcasting will never be the same. Pinkie Pie destroys the forth wall, the fifth wall, the sixth wall, and everything else keeping her from any possible fans. Yet she may have finally gone too far.

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Twilight promises Rarity that a new, experimental spell will make her stronger, smarter, and faster. It works! Yet Rarity wakes up the next morning only to discover a strange side effect. She looks in the mirror and sees a... he. Twilight sheepishly suggests that Rarity enjoy this "vacation from herself" and wait until the spell undoes itself, a full week later.

He calls this new male self 'Purity', and he pretends to be Rarity's cousin, helping out after Rarity left for a sudden business trip. Purity tries to keep things quiet, and he goes about life as normally as possible. However, a new body means new... urges. Purity struggles to keep himself off of his old friends. He also must deal with a new customer named Blackberry, just coming in from Hoofington, that falls head-over-hooves in love with him. Blackberry feels rather weirded out, since he's only been into mares before, but Purity seems just so elegant as well as so incredibly beautiful. Purity can't seem to help himself from falling into the same trap.

Can Purity keep his relationship with his friends from turning into something pervy? Can Purity tell Blackberry the truth? What will happen when the seven days run up?

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Equestria's most notorious musical group, The Pony League, makes a stop in Ponyville on their mayhem-filled, Equestria-wide tour. They blow out speakers, scream for political revolution, throw out obscene gestures, squeal feedback throughout the town square, and smash instruments just inches from ponies' faces. And that's just the first song. Most horses feel shocked and horrified by their sound, their ideology, and their callous attitude. Yet Twilight finds them utterly fascinating, and she takes them on as a sort of psychological science project.

Her friends think Twilight has truly lost it. She also fears that Princess Celestia will not take very kindly to a group ranting about her "tyrannical rule". Yet something about them and their handsome lead singer, Ian, touches Twilight's heart as well as her mind.

Musical inspirations include Ramones, Sex Pistols, Misfits, Joy Division, G.G. Allin, the Tubes, Missing Persons, the Human League, the Smiths, the Jesus and Mary Chain, Gary Numan... and many other socially transgressive punk / post-punk groups.

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An unemployed stallion with no future, a lovesick foal, a shifty criminal, and a phobic nerd find themselves drawn into one of the singing groups popping up under Ponyville's lampposts. Despite their differences, they have this magical chemistry together. They hope that success will help them all out. Things get totally out of control. Yet they get a taste of having their wildest dreams come true.

This one just sort of flowed out of a random daydream I had while listening to Sha Na Na and Frankie Valli & the Four Seasons. I'm trying this very conversational sort of writing style that I've liked from other writers, but I don't know if I can make it work. There's few things more heartwarming than imagining ponies flipping about the street bursting into song like Grease (at least to me). I'd love any feedback on this idea. Thanks for reading.

This story shares the fictional universe of my other fanfics "Midnight Date" and "A Nightly Romance", so some events and characters will overlap.

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An innovative experiment operating on the material in between universes, hyperspace, fails miserably. An explosion levels the research complex and propels a technician into another world. An accompanying explosion in Equestria ends up with the protagonist abandoned in a hospital. Soaked with the caustic substance, he must deal with a brain that has been popped open like Swiss cheese as well as a clunky new pony body with new abilities.

His frequent migraines bring unimaginable pain. They also open up new doorways between universes. Not knowing friend from foe, he must find some way back home soon. Otherwise, he'll continue giving 'birth' to a variety of mysterious creatures-- assuming he can even survive that many of these attacks. Through his journey, he finds himself trailed by a cowpony in black that spins wild tales about an evil Princess Celestia and her six evil assistants. Although he appreciates the help, he doesn't quite agree, since they seem rather... nice.

Although the above sounds grim and dark, I'm intending for this to be a Steven Spielberg / Robert Zemeckis-style adventure story with a positive tone as well as a lot of silly and light moments. This is my first time seriously trying to write something like this as a complete story. I'd love any feedback. I had a devilish time converting my Word docs into a presentable form here-- so the formatting might be screwy at times. I apologize in advance. The story is rated 'Teen' for some salty language and sexual related humor. There's nothing you wouldn't see on, say, a NBC nightly TV-movie. Thanks very much for reading.

->A special thanks to Spring Fresh for drawing the illustration over there.

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