Twilight can't stand all the incessant, nagging comments that pop up on her pPad, constantly seeing notices from off the Ponynet, and she clicks through to upgrade both Chrome and Firefox. After the programs crash in the oddest way, Twilight feels that she's truly had enough. She enacts a spell that transports her into the electronic world inside of her device. She enjoys exploring the special place for a short while, but she then gets a shocking surprise that forever changes what she thought of those two browsers.

I got this idea from loyal readers Sir Lionheart Angel and Dragon Emperor Geon. Many things to my great pal MuzzledElk for making this all possible. This story is currently rated 'teen' for 'not yet', and I plan some tasteful consummation of love later on. I also hope that people don't mind my gratuitous references to the Eurovision Song Contest. Thanks for reading.

Liam Haworth Christopher McGuinness sits down to write another fanfiction for one of his favorite shows, My Little Pony. However, accidentally pressing a series of keys brings him in contact with some floating equines. They appear to be astral projections of his beloved characters. They talk about his work. He falls into despair as the ponies known and loved criticize his writing. This is part of my general sort of trend towards self-satire as well as making fun of other authors. Be warned that, like other stuff that I've recently done, I wrote this with my brain turned off. And I mean really. Thanks for reading.

The Cutie Mark Crusaders talk about their older sisters. Sweetie Belle still doesn't get why Rarity enjoys freelance writing so much, especially for shows made for foals such as My Little Human. However, this conversation gives Scootaloo an idea. The three friends try their hooves at doing fanfiction to get their cutie marks, having decidedly mixed results.

I'm sort of doing this as a celebration for getting my four-hundredth watcher. This is an idea that was floated around 4chan several months ago, and it has always stuck in my mind. I'm also riffing on authors that do trollfics. Thanks for reading.

Snails learns the hard way about love and romance after Applebloom breaks up with him.

I'm not going to pretend that this is anything other than me blowing off psychological / emotional steam. Please be warned that I wrote this with my brains put firmly in the 'off' position. Thanks for reading.

You can find an audio version of this fic here, read aloud by me.

Twilight Sparkle finally did it. She watched the foals' television show 'My Little Human: Progress Is Scientific', and she felt totally blown away. Designed by Princess Luna herself, the program features a rock band of six creatures known as 'humans' who ride around 'Guyville' in a car powered by music and solve problems using the power of science. Twilight checked out a fan website called PISfiction.net, and she decided to join the community of 'humies' ('humares' if the fan is female) by writing a steamy fanfic, which fans called 'fapfics'. Unfortunately, Twilight found out that being an author was a lot harder than she had first imagined.

This is a side-story to my fanfic 'My Little Humie: Fanfiction is Social'. Thanks for reading.

You, like the rest of the humans that have found their way into Ponyville, have sort of a love/hate relationship what that bubbly and sweet pink mare known as Pinkie Pie. As much as you enjoy working with someone so nice that has accepted your place in Equestria so completely, you feel rather frustrated at the ever increasing insanity of the confectioneries that she makes in Sugarcube Corner, and she drags you deeper and deeper into "special projects" that you hardly understand. Apparently Twilight has something to do with these things as well.

Please note the rating for teen content. This is in response to the fact that I wanted to do more stuff with Pinkie as well as more silly and light-hearted non-clop stuff. Thanks for reading.

You've had a relatively happy past few days in Equestria, although your memory of your horrible, tragic death back on Earth haunts you, and Twilight stops by your workplace with a piece of happy news. The royals have approved your request for a 'temporary citizenship visa', a little bit of what seems like bureaucratic nonsense but you've gone along with it, and you'll be going off to Canterlot soon. Fleur de Lis, your 'adviser' during this transition, shows you around your new job, your new apartment, and everything else.

Fleur gets rid of your worries and concerns; she shows you you how the princesses sincerely want to help you fit in and set up you up to use your talents in the best way, helping ponies. Yet you feel this aura of sadness that you can't shake. It's not just that you saw your family dying with you back on earth, causing you to wake up screaming. It's that Fleur drills down to you that your wonderful life in Canterlot will be fleeting and that they'll try to bounce you back soon. That horrible clock on your visa counts down-- 325 days remaining before the unique background radiation of Equestria's sun kills you again.

Fleur comforts you however she can. You can't help yourself, and this sweet, tender emotional attraction turns into something more. You've never seen someone this outwardly beautiful with this kind of powerful beauty on the inside.

Rarity's interest in this new fandom known as 'furries' and the werecreatures involved tries the patience of her colfriend, Big Mac, but she loves it. On one particular night, she finishes her work early and decides to have some fun with him. This is largely inspired by "Night of the Werepony" by the indefatigable Azure-Spark. Thanks for reading.

=> I am so totally not prepared for finals.

In the human world, children's television includes such wonderful programs as My Little Pony, Dexter's Lab, The Powerpuff Girls, Adventure Time, Regular Show, Invader Zim, Samurai Jack, Bill Nye: The Science Guy, and so on. Unfortunately for foals, the best that Equestrian television professionals can manage is Gooby Floopy Pancakes and a variety of filler programs. Although My Little Pony has garnered a large cult following for its excellent storylines and characters, but Gooby Floopy Pancakes is... a different story. This is a prequel to my other fic 'My Little Humie: Fanfiction is Social'.

The Cutie Mark Crusaders are working on getting their black magical cutie marks, but they suddenly find themselves flung into a disturbing underworld. Separated from her friends and so terrified that she can hardly stand, Applebloom comes across the dark queen of the parasites that crawl in the night. The Queen demands "love", and she's determined to get it one way or another. She subjects Applebloom to certain tests as she flirts, with the feisty filly standing up for herself. Can she save her friends?

Please note that there's no gore or extreme violence, but there's somewhat dark content. The excellent "Sweetie's Mansion" by Moon Shooter has been a large inspiration as well as the wonderful "Silent Ponyville" by JakeHeritagu. Thanks very much for reading.