I'M GOING OUT OF THIS WORLD THE WAY I CAME IN! ROYALLY PISSED OFF, SCREAMING MY HEAD OFF, FIGHTING AS HARD AS I CAN AND COVERED IN SOMEONE ELSE'S BLOOD!

Veteran Lurker and Silent NPC. Basically shrubbery but I don't go away if you ignore me unlike plants.

We live in a parallel universe where parallel universes do not exist.

It's not much, but it's honest writing.

Fabulous, darling.

Stuck somewhere between writing funny and sad horsewords. Don't forget to add romance in there!

SJW Attack Survival Guide

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

"Tim, you're just so nice nobody could hate you. We all are secretly in love with you." ~bats

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

This account is essentially dead. Apologies if you were expecting conclusions. Stories are deleted. I needed to move on.

Just a guy who like ponies and words

Problems for which friendship cannot be the solution do not belong in Equestria.

Ah'm too busy to be here!

k.

"Her crews are babes or madmen? Her port is all to make? You're manned by Truth and Science, and you steam for steaming's sake?" - Rudyard Kipling "The Three-Decker"

Run! Run! Or you'll be well done!

I beat that bitch's ass.

Only mostly dead.

I'm a 15 year old jackass

What's with these guys? It's like one of my japanese animes...

I love music, gaming, and anime. I'm a bit crazy, but then we all have our flaws.

Slip into a world where the air I breathe is mine, nothing to overwhelm me and nothing to cloud my mind, come with me into it and you know what you will find, time doesn't exist here~

I shall vow to follow everyone.

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

"You think you know me..."