Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/her/ella.

Complete AppleDash fanatic!

A homeschooled kid with a job working at the library and cleaning up after people.

Very, very "unnice."

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

Fabulous, darling.

A totally normal, but awesome, human person.