Not much to say about myself at the moment, other than my mind really does always go blank when asked to describe myself, alas.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

8000 soldiers!

Twilight is best Mane pony and Vinyl is best BG pony. Discord is best draconqquus and I update on my own time.

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Abuse my love a thousand times, However hard I try, Heartbreaker; your time has come, Can't take your evil way ♫♫♫

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

I really like ponies. Also Discord, a whole bunch. ;P

I'm relatively new to the world of fanfiction, but I do have a real deep passion for both MLP:FIM and writing.

I don't even English at all.

We grow 'em big!

C ag lonsa od ag el...

♫ Do you want to build an airship? ♫

Once upon a time, I dreamt of being a mad scientist when I grew up. After much consideration, I realised that science is quite hard. So I became a mad writer instead, which is much easier. True story.