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By windward strides and holy ghosts, what rests beside the barren coasts?

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Hi! I'm friendly, even if I don't speak. I just like to hide behind my stories, which I hope will be many. They're more interesting than me, anyway. Give 'em a try!

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

loves tiaras.

I don't write, so much as I perform acts of high-wire fiction without a net. Come watch me fall! I believe in narrative coincidence, the transcendent power of hopeful creativity, and the Oxford Comma.

Hi. I'm just some guy, you know.

[center]I have no idea what I'm doing.[/center]

The one German who is lazy for real.

the weakest thing there is and the smallest crawling thing, and the worm upon the earth and in the earth

Nothing to see here. Move along to the "Stories" section, please.

I am an pretty filly.

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!