Here, I'll keep it short and simple: I am a fellow: gamer, cartoon fan, aspiring writer/poet, cat-lover, dog-lover (For the cats vs dogs thing, I'd go with loving both), and a bunch of other stuff.
Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae
"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."