Horse words are the best words.

I love pones.

Trixie and Twilight are best ponies! (Diamond Tiara is best filly :D )

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Writing GLORIOUS trash. Nothing more or less.

Dude living in Michigan. Been writing since middle school. I love games and playing piano. Married to a lovely artist.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

your body is a collection of beautifully complex systems and processes. are you really gonna use it to type something mean to a stranger?

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

I was just doing my imitation of Mystery! Weesnaw! "Well, keep working on it. That was terrible."

Clop is proof that God wants us to be happy.

Too much to write; too little time

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Other than a Cybertronian writing utensil, I am an avid brony that is partial to writing novice-level stories whenever an idea pops into my head, whether I like it, or not. It's mostly the latter.

~"If you want it to make sense, YOU say it."~

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

Someone who likes stuff. Stuff is my favorite.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Exceedingly idealistic; unrealistic and impractical.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

My name's PJ. I'm from New York. I write pony fics. I go to parties with bronies. I'm not good at self-introduction.