Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.

[center]Bye guys[/center]

I often have the strange desire to balance random objects on my head.

Christian brony who loves writing superpowers and emotional depths.

I fooled you. I fooled you. I got horse stories. I got horse stories. I got all horse stories.

* EQD Blogpony * Best Author nominee: 2013 Pony Awards * Thirteen time featured writer on Equestria Daily * Panelist: Ponycon AU 2014/2015, Salvagecon, and Alicon 2018/2019.

[center]I have no idea what I'm doing.[/center]

- No Personality Provided -

Be kind. For everyone you meet, life is a hard battle.

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

"I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens." —Woody Allen

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

I'm a fantasy enthusiast who loves to write, and I'm aiming to be a professional fantasy writer eventually. I love to help out other authors when I can. Feel free to PM me or drop by and say 'hi'.

Very occasionally, I post pony stories. Twilight Sparkle is the best pony. I drink my tea with milk, no sugar. Those would be the important bits.

There are a few Jakes on this website. I'm the ginger one.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

An off-again-on-again writer and father of a pony-fan. Incessant poking will make me write more/faster, by the way. (That's not sarcasm—I need reminders to write.)

loves tiaras.

Social pariah like you've never seen before.