Just some random guy. [Retired]

Guess who's back? It's me, the answer is me . . . hi.

Working on new stuff always, I'll be back before you know it.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Something-something horse narrations.

I am an freelance artist and writer. I love MLP:FIM and enjoy reading some of the stories other Bronies write.

"If I desire to possess everything, does that not make everything mine by right?"

I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.

I just hope to entertain people with my fancy horse words. I always appreciate criticism.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

A fellow traveler...

Writer/Artist who's been active since the inception of the fandom.

I'm a guy who gets bored at work and writes about ponies. Sometimes it's clop, sometimes it's action and adventure. Hopefully I'm not terrible at it. Rarity is best pone.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

I have no idea what I'm doing.