"RoMS I love you even though you OTP Rarijack!" Monochromatic~
"If I desire to possess everything, does that not make everything mine by right?"
Ship-writing, music-making Canadian Singaporean. Ex-military personnel, future teacher.
Greetings. Welcome to my humble page. If you like, please stay awhile. Listen to the aria of the past.
Just a brony, writing and reading stories, struggling with an alter ego, and trying to be as sarcastic and witty as I can on this site.
I believe that the most dangerous weapon to man is a silver tongue.
What I aim to do is think of fanfic ideas no one else has thought of. http://i1286.photobucket.com/albums/a607/Scribblestick/TWEReviewerseal_zps4f71cf6f.png
If you can't laugh at anything, the world turns into a very dull place. Dead turtles, for instance...hilarious.
I have a lot of friends and I make a lot of money, my rhymes are so sweet 'cuz I dip 'em in honey.
There are a few Jakes on this website. I'm the ginger one.
I don't want to give out information here... Because obviously you're all going to use it against me. It's alright, I live in a cardboard box and I move it around a lot, so you'll never be able to.
Absentee fanfic-author. Formerly known as donald trump card, a celebrity pun that was maybe funny in 2012 but HAS NOT AGED WELL.
*cough*"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!"*cough*
And so I sit, alone with the dark and the quiet, treading the secret corridors of my mind & soul and always discovering the oddest things. . . .
Simultaneously able to type 94 wpm and still take five years to finish a story. If you're feeling generous, throw a ko-fi at me.
Mediocre FanFic writer and Pro shoutcaster! "You wouldn't shoot a guy with glasses!