• Member Since 11th Jul, 2012
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Lucky Seven

Former Halo 2 Pro Player, current Horsefiction Writer. Elora is best waifu. JackRipper is best author.


In an alternate universe, Golden Harvest, or Carrot Top, is Lady Harvest, the Queen of Equestria. Having forced her subjects to eat nothing but carrots for their entire lives, she is facing a crisis. Ponies are revolting, and only with the help of her faithful student, Roseluck, can she expect to get through this in one piece.

If you take this seriously, you have nobody to blame but yourself for whatever happens.

Obviously, the title is a play on words of the Red Hot Chili Peppers song, "Monarchy of Roses".

Chapters (2)
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Comments ( 6 )

Oh GODS....this story is amazing, it could do so well if it was a serious story, I very much love this version though, honestly I don't care so much for Golden Harvest, also known as Carrot Top but I do however very much love Roseluck, was thinking of doing a story with her, Derpy, and maybe somepony else....Colgate maybe, but I doubt I'll ever get to this. At ANY rate, this was genius and amazing:yay:

Okay Sev. This is exactly why I followed you.
I was just waiting for this.

I am Missy Netflicks, and I approve of this story.

How could anyone take this seriously? If you do, to that person, I say, "You silly filly." :pinkiecrazy:

2514155 Wow, thanks! This is one of the nicest comments I've ever gotten, so seriously, thanks, bro! :pinkiehappy:

I take this seriously. She's the Nightmare Moon of Carrots. Hilarious? Yes.
I'd die if I were there, I hate carrots.

A very fun premise -- though I think it would have been a better story if the ridiculousness had been turned up to 11!

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