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Good Christian Ethesto
I have a lot of friends and I make a lot of money, my rhymes are so sweet 'cuz I dip 'em in honey.
Good Christian Ethesto
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Loved it. I demand more.
Oh, for heaven's sake...
I am not sure you quite get the concept here of friendship and magic
2106269 Nothing says friendship like an abortion. Also, what's more magical than the miracle of life? I think I got this 'friendship is magic' thing down
2106254 Glad you enjoyed it, I aim to please.
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My sides.
That description was fucking beautiful.
2106274 It's not really magic if your trying to kill them
2106311 I thought it was funny too
2106322
Okay, you convinced me!
2106313 What if you're killing them WITH magic?
2106345 I still don't like it
I thumbs upped just for the fact the description made me go wtf.
So Rarity possesses a larger brain, yet she fails to remember certain facts about dragon biology that imperil their lives? Can't be larger by much.
So... Rarity herself is half dragon? 'Cause I'm pretty sure herbivore can't rend the flesh of dragons.
Oh no
2107129 Who said ponies are herbivores?
2106961 Spike's brain is tiny.
2106274 Think again!
2107738 I'm never going to think ever again, just to show you.
Why in the hell did I even read this.....
Just...no..
Obama, as many presidents, chooses to serve his community in useful ways after retirement from office.
2108009 That's why Obama is best pony. He's always there to help
Nothing beats sitting down to relax with a cup of tea and... this.
Yes
I love this
......
+1
Win.
What.
(Okay, i knew i was in for something messed up, but no punches were held, and my diaphragm can't take any more from all the laughter they caused. Have a thumbs up, to combat the masses that can't understand genius).
this is sick but i will admit to laughing and spraying tea all over my computer when obama came in
What da fuck...
wouldn't been so bad without, ya know, you making Spike a friggin idiot. and die a... words cannot describe how stupid that death was.
2109573 How was his death stupid? There's nothing stupid about dragon mating. It's natural.
2110717 Sure, whatever, aint taking the bait.
I am actually slightly less ruined for having read this. That is not a good thing, but it is a thing all the same.
You get 7.85/10 points and a happy sticker of your choice.
Can I both upvote and downvote something?
3013546
Nope, but maybe if you complain to the mods about it, they'll add that feature.
YOU SUCK
3131077
I know you are, but what am I?
3131161 A terrible writer.
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I think my writing is superb, and you're just jealous. Take your jealousy elsewhere, you sniveling creep.
3134087 Do you see that you have more dislikes then likes?
3134098
Does that make it badly written? Did you even read the story?
3134165 Yes I did and it is horrible.
3134579
How was it horrible? What did you not like about it?
3135235 EVERYTHING!!! Also RARITY WOULD NEVER EAT SPIKE YOU SICK BASTARD!!!
AND SWEETIE BELLE IS HER SISTER YOU MORON!
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Oh, so there were no problems with my writing(you're a big liar), you disliked it because it hurt your butt. If you want I can get you a pacifier. Maybe that'll stop your crying.
Clearly you don't know anything about the show if you think Sweetie Bell is Rarity's sister... Have you even watched it? And of course Rarity would eat Spike. Like I said in the story: A lady never wastes food, and Rarity is a true lady.
It's cool that you didn't like the story, but don't be a retard about it.
3136148 You are so blocked.
3136206
Good. Get out of my sight. Your idiocy is making me sick.
3136206 Quit sticking your thumb up your ass and grow up.
3136763 I am blocking you too.
3138513 Great!
3138513 *too
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