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Some of them want to use you, some of them want to be used by you/Some of them want to abuse you, some of them want to be abused.

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Flurry Heart attempts to court Cozy Glow. Luster Dawn nearly dies as a result.

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And now we know how G5 was created. Because Luster Dawn is a deranged psychopath who also hangs with other deranged psychopaths.

AkfjalfhJlfhalfhajfkdhshajkfhd this was SO GOOD!

She smiled, and it was terrible.

First of all, dear god I love your prose so much! I wasn't expecting to love this fic as much as I do, but it was a super fun read and the lesbians! This too is yuri! Fellas, is it gay to try to kill your best friend because your crush is being an idiot... or is it gayer to almost let it happen because YOUR crush is a BIGGER idiot? Absolute menaces, all three of them, it's a wonder the empire is still standing. This is an instant favorite of a fic! Thanks for making me laugh! Man, I'm gonna be thinking about this all week!

This was ridiculous in the best ways.
It reminds me of another crazy comedy romance on here, and I'll name it as soon as I remember it's name.

Wiser-than-thou Flurry isn't something I've seen before, and you've solidly and humorously executed the idea.

I feel like Cozy might have invented a new love language :twilightsmile:

I love how only Luster can talk like a normal person, but even then, She's just as nuts as the rest of them XD. LOVE this dynamic.

"However, I refuse to be the confessor in our relationship. It would make me look weak, and that is unacceptable."

Ah yes, my favorite manga, Flurry-Sama: Love is War.

"If Cozy believes her chance at love to be lost, then it will spur her into action," Flurry explained. "She will do whatever is necessary in order to secure my affections in your stead."

"Won't she try to kill me?"
"'Try' is the operative word."
"I'm more concerned about 'succeed.'"
... Ah good, Luster's aware of the inevitability there.

Crystal Empire law protects spouses of a ruler from that ruler’s judiciary proclamations, so Flurry can’t do anything to me without a proper court of law.

This was done to spare Shining Armor from the seven death sentences Cadence pronounced while in labor, but mentioning that would kill the mood.

I do love how this entire friend group is dangerously unhinged and will likely lead to the downfall of Twilight's Equestria. It's a fun dynamic as long as I'm watching it from another universe. Thank you for a delightfully twisted romance.

i've heard of toxic yuri but this is downright radioactive

pretty damn funny though

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"Radioactive yuri" is a good description of this. :twilightoops: :pinkiecrazy: :duck:

"Yeah." Luster summoned up a scroll filled with arcane diagrams. "There's a magical artefact hidden in the Everfree Forest that I want. The Alicorn Amulet, it's called. Provides massive magical power amplification. Apparently, it also corrupts anyone who wears it, but I'm sure I can resist it no problem."

She smiled, and it was terrible. "And you two are going to help me steal it."

I feel like it ending like this is just begging for a sequel to be written

What a fun little group of psychopaths. I had fun.

Also, love Flurry’s speech pattern here. Sounds like she’s trying to emulate both of her great aunts.

"However, I refuse to be the confessor in our relationship. It would make me look weak, and that is unacceptable."

Oh we're doing a Kaguya-sama, Love is War.

Hell yes.

"She likely doesn't realize that we're expecting her to move against us, and that has made her brazen," Luster replied.

Should this be a 'Flurry replied' or did I read other tags wrong?

Also, more than anything here, I dig that Flurry's voice sounds like she spent just a bit too much time with Luna and Rarity in her formative years. There's this hint of not-quite-archaic dialogue with just a whiff of posh self grandeur.

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Fixed, thanks! And I may or may not have tried my best to sound like how Flurry does during my own formative years. Good times let's never do that again.

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I was thinking of Kaguya the entire time I was reading Flurry's lines.

Super fun stuff!!!!

"The law stuck me inside a rock for ten years," Cozy hissed, her hoof slamming against the table and making the drinks shake. "It's just a tool like any other, and one I'll learn to use to get what I want."

"You attempted to raze Equestria twice," Flurry said simply. "I see no miscarriage of justice here."

"But didn't the self-claim 'reform' Lord of Chaos who freed me and my associates who used our desires for revenge to boost your aunt's confidence and was immediately forgiven by the same aunt, mom and great aunts?"

"... Okay, you got me there."

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