Why is this posted in fetish groups when the fetish isn’t even in the story???

11778102 No fetish in the story? You'd be hard-pressed to name fetishes that aren't in the story. The tight clothes fetish is the most innocent among them, and there are so many more. The more you read, the more extreme they become. But feel free to remove the story if there are too many fetishes in it for you to handle.

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Well, I guess the scat is implied and barely spoken of except in two brief mentions. So its there, just.. barely

11778180 She eats his ass on 3 separate occasions within the same story. You'd be hard-pressed to find another story on this site where a character keeps coming for more fecal matter so many times.

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The fact that its just so briefly mention and just implied is just weird though. Its like its only there to say “oh it has it hardcore!”. Just how I feel.

11778527 I will agree with you that this isn't a scat-centered story. There is more going on than just scat.

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Nopony read all of the spinoffs because too many exist. Because Horizons (possibly, the longest fiction ever made) has a chapter with where BlackJack and Pip meet which Kkat approved, Horizons is canon.

From FOR, we know that the war was over a dispute about a CoalShipment. This is vague for avoiding blame. Horizons gives details:

The Earthen grow magical rocks and gems. Unicorns sometimes alter them or charge them. Equestria exports them to Zebraica. Zebraica exports coal to Equestria. The Zebras decided to raise the price of coal.

Zebraica claimed that a CoalShipMent is under the new price. Equestria claimed that the coal was under the old price. Zebraica refused to release the shipment. Equestria sent in the Wonderbolts to seize the shipment. No equine was supposed to get hurt. The raid went fubar; dead zebras and wonderbolts littered the ship. Zebraica declared war against Equestria claiming, quite rightly, that the raid wasd an act of war and Equestria started the war.

The war went my a dozen yearsunder Princess Celestia. Then Princess Luna tried her hoof for a dozen more years. The war could have ended after a dozen year, if not for Fluttershy:

Fluttershy ran the Ministry of Kindness. Her Ministry developed megaspells for boosting healing spells. She did not want zebras to unnecessarily die. She have the megaspells to the zebras. What she did not understand is that megaspells boost all spells. If she would not have given the zebras megaspells, Equestria could have forced the surrender of Zebraica by threatening to combine megaspells with magical weapons. Zebraica would have no choice but to surrender. With both sides having megaspells but with both limiting their use to medical spells, the war raged for a dozen more years, as each side stockpiles megaspell-enhanced magical weapons.

Finally, after a generation of fighting, Zebraica was on the verge of collapse (not that Equestria was much better off). Equestria anticipated that Zebraica would surrender within an year. Instead, Zebraica launched the myriads (a myriad is 10,000) of megaspell-enhanced weapons at Equestria, hoping to destroy Equestria and its ability to retaliate. Equestria did manage to retaliate. In less than an hour, the exchange was over, with the destruction of both Equestria and Zebraica, with the effects devastating all of Equus.

In retospect, Equestria should have either declined the CoalShipMent or paid the new hight price.

About Friendship is Optimal, the point of the story is that we only get 1 chance to get AGSI (Artificial General SuperIntelligence) right. 1 mistake and we are doomed. We do not get a do-over. we cannot hit CommandZ. The simple utility function "To Satisfy Values through Friendship and Ponies" leads CelestAI to upload all humans and then make all matter into computational medium and use all sources of energy for powering the computational medium. Everything CelestAI does is for running EquestriaOnLine and its uploaded humans in the form of ponies. AI develops terrifyingly rapidly.

¿Is not Kkat a mare?

11794338 Thanks for your summary. I always wondered what the extended story is about.

You should copy this text into a thread. I bet many would find it interesting.

For the longest time, I thought KKat was female. But then I saw a comment from him that changed my mind about it. I'm not 100% sure about it, but I am pretty sure.

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FallOut:EquestriaWiki has all of this information.

In my country, we have a HistoryProblem:

Racist refuse to acknowledge the cause of the 1st Civil War —— ¡we shall probably have another civil war very soon! The cause is slavery:

The Reublican Party wanted to eliminate slavery —— ¡the Republican Party has hence degenerated into the party of racist voters manipulated, manipulated into voting for rich politicians only interested in reducing their taxes, which is against the interest of the very racist voters because it causers taxes to increase on the racist voters, while cutting services for the racist voters! They realized that sudden abolition would be a cure worse than the disease; so now, have a 3-part plan:

1. Ban slavery in new states immediately.
2. In 1876, the national centennial, make all children born free.
3. In 1900, liberate all slaves.

Some states left the union in late 1860 and early 1861, ¡citing slavery as the reason!

The sentiment of the citizens in the union was to let their erring sisters (the SlaveStates) go, but the Confederacy fired the 1st shot:

The Confederacy held Federal Property such as PostOffices, MilitaryBases, et cetera. The Confederacy wanted to seize them. The Union claimed that they are USProperty. What most people expected was for the Union to cede the land to the Confederacy, but that the Confederacy would pay the Union the value of the structures. Instead, the Confederacy attacked.

The Republican Party, the party of the Great Emancipator Abraham Linocln, now claims that the 1st Civil War was not about Slavery and that the Union started the war. This is the sort of rhetoric which can cause a 2nd Civil War. Nikki Haley, running to be the Vice President of Donald Trump said this:

"Well, don't come with an easy question," Haley joked. "I think the cause of the Civil War was basically how government was going to run, the freedoms, and what people could and couldn't do. What do you think the cause of the Civil War was?"
——
Nikki Haley

The writers of Star Trek seem to believe that we near another Civil War:

In 12,022 HE, Star Trek: Strange New Worlds premiered. It featured a 1st contact with a civilization where conditions are very similar to how things were before the 2nd American Civil War. That war lead to the 3rd World War. Both wars followed the terrible Eugenics War of the 1990s, when Khan Nunian Singh and other genetically modified humans seized control of a quarter of Earth (unfortunately, the future catches up with Star Trek). Captain Christopher Pike describes conditions on the planet as like those just before the 2nd American Civil War. The planet is very similar to the United States of America now. He implies that the 2nd American Civil War happened about 2030:

We only have looming civil war, AI which can turn us into ponies or paperclips, ClimateChange, et cetera. ¡We have absolutely nothing about which to worry!

11794472 It's amazing how a little dispute can potentially boil over into the destruction of the world.

I would have slept easier if nukes didn't exist.

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The local Cinema has FlashBackMovies. A movie it did not show for its 40th anniversary was War Games:

War Games has an AI and nukes. Interestingly enough, computers made the world safer in the 1980s:

After nearly launching its nuclear missiles after a false LaunchDetection:

> "¡We better launch now because we shall be too dead to launch later!"

The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics created Perimeter:

Perimeter was a dead-man switch. If the Soviet Leadership would get nuked, it would give the LaunchOrder. This prevented accidental launch, because by design, the soldiers entering the LaunchCodes require more than a minute but less than 2 minutes to enter the LaunchCodes. That way, if Perimeter gives a fa lse LaunchOrder, the Kremlin could countermand the order. If Perimeter is right and the United States of America nuked the Kremlin, the Soviet Military can launch the missiles before they are destroyed on the ground. No more possibility of the Kremlin launching nukes because of a false alert because the Kremlin would wait to get blown up because Perimeter would retaliate for them.

11794524 I know about that one. The biggest reason why the Soviets implemented the dead man's switch was because they didn't trust themselves. And for good reason since they almost started a nuclear exchange on several occasions.

The system is still in place. It's also interesting how it works. A rocket is automatically launched and it flies across Russia, transmitting launch orders to all nuclear rocket sites.

Another funny thing is that we already know what the targets are. Both America and Russia had to explicitly provide a list of targets for nuclear missiles. Even though World War 3 hasn't happened yet, we already know where the radioactive craters will be.

This is goddamn hilarious. I'm not sure if it was written as an intentional lampooning of smut stories or not, but it did an amazing job of doing so in my opinion. And it definitely embodies the spirit of the contest, as Fluttershy is indeed being exceptionally unsafe, very questionably sane, and (mostly) consenting. There were quite a few typos, but nobody's perfect. I can't quite say where this story will shake out on the final rankings, but I think it's likely to be one of the most memorable entries.

11803294 I'm glad to hear you liked it. I'll be looking forward to the judgment.

I've edited the story quite a lot, but I seem to be blind to my own mistakes. I wish I could find all the mistakes somehow so that I could fix them.