Luna Vs. the TSA

After the defeat of Nightmare Moon, Celestia decides to celebrate by funding the creation of the first airport in Equestria. Excited to travel to far away lands, Luna and Celestia can't wait to try their hooves at air travel. Unfortunately the TSA has other plans.

Credit to Dart157 for coming up with the Premise.

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valexto

valexto #1 · Nov 27th, 2023 · 1 · ·

Ha! That was really good, well done!

Dot-Dot_Dot

Dot-Dot_Dot #2 · Nov 27th, 2023 · 3 · ·

The cover art is extremely adorable

Diamond Sparkle

Diamond Sparkle #3 · Nov 27th, 2023 · 2 · ·

You would think Alicorns would have diplomatic passports. It would work better as a story if the Alicorns were trying to enter the USA.

AvoidingFever17

AvoidingFever17 #4 · Nov 27th, 2023 · 1 · ·

Oh TSA
...when you go through them PLEASE make them smile
Tell them thanks for helping keep us safe
Im sure they would love to be told they are doing good

I Vicious I

I Vicious I #5 · Nov 27th, 2023 · · ·

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Thank you, I hope you got a laugh

Drake Redwing

Drake Redwing #6 · Nov 27th, 2023 · 5 · ·

The next day, the TSA was investigated for discrimination against Alicorns, and the airport was promptly shut down forever.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Movingtarget Productions

Movingtarget Productions #7 · Nov 27th, 2023 · 2 · ·

TSA is useless anymore, this was perfect

Red Bear

Red Bear #8 · Nov 28th, 2023 · 2 · ·

The next day, the TSA was investigated for discrimination against Alicorns, and the airport was promptly shut down forever.

Noooo! Think of how much this discriminates against earth ponies and unicorns who will never get a chance to fly from there again!

Nines

Nines #9 · Dec 1st, 2023 · 1 · ·

The vastness of the terminal was immediately apparent, with its high ceilings and expansive windows allowing natural light to flood the space. The hum of distant conversations, the echoing hoofsteps of hurried travelers, and the steady drone of rolling suitcases created a symphony of activity. The air is infused with a blend of scents, a mélange of coffee from bustling cafes, the sweet aroma of freshly baked goods, and the faint lingering hints of jet fuel. It was the pervasive scent of travel; a mix of excitement and the unknown, hung in the air.

I really like this opening paragraph. You're giving us an effective image of the setting whilst also engaging our other senses.

you're on a terrorist watch list, and before you ask, it means you're an awful pony".

Well, that's one way of explaining it!

Celestia looked at the agent cock eyed, "um... I'm kind of the head of the government, I can do whatever I want, you should be reminded that this a monarchy" she said with an uncharacteristic amount of smugness.
Raising her voice, the agent snapped at her. "Another outburst like that and I'll have you removed from this airport if not jailed outright, is that clear?"

Oooh careful, Celestia. Checks and balances, checks and balances... Tut, tut.

"I don’t think I will” growled an angry Celestia. “I’m pretty sure you’re just profiling me for being an Alicorn”.

Oh wow, she did that. She actually did that.

The next day, the TSA was investigated for discrimination against Alicorns, and the airport was promptly shut down forever.

Dang, it must've been bad then, lol.

I also sent a PM with some more notes for you. This was a cute lil fic! It's a pretty funny idea, that Celestia and Luna wouldn't be able to clear security. I LOVED the joke with Celestia flagging Luna for terrorism for putting the toilet paper in wrong. Pretty good! Have a like.

I Vicious I

I Vicious I #10 · Dec 1st, 2023 · · ·

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Thank you for the comments

Majestic_Donut

Majestic_Donut #11 · Dec 4th, 2023 · 3 · ·

The next day, the TSA was investigated for discrimination against Alicorns, and the airport was promptly shut down forever.

Moral of the story: don’t mess with the younger sister of the very Alicorn responsible for funding your job location

Rewan Demontay

Rewan Demontay #12 · Dec 13th, 2023 · 6 · ·

Can't blame a pony for trying to do their job, but you can blame them for not recognizing the heads of their own nation.

I Vicious I

I Vicious I #13 · Dec 14th, 2023 · 6 · ·

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Poor Luna just wanted to go on the flying machine

The_GWR_Pannier_Tank

The_GWR_Pannier_Tank #14 · Dec 14th, 2023 · 3 · ·

The next day, the TSA was investigated for discrimination against Alicorns, and the airport was promptly shut down forever.

And this, dear friends, is what we call "fuck around and find out."

BirdsBooksBrownies

BirdsBooksBrownies #15 · February 9th · 1 · ·

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EEYUP. This is how I can easily envision some of the pony's in the show acting, that is to say it's a wonder they have enough space in their brains to coordinate their own four hooves much less anything else.