Ponies do not serve Princesses. It is the Princesses who have to serve the populace. It is their job. It is the law!
Luna’s reservations and lack of consent is not relevant. She must perform her duty because the law must be obeyed. Refusing to please ponies with her mouth would be a criminal act punishable by another banishment to the moon.
This story is written for children between the ages of 5 and 10 who struggle with public speaking.
This story penetrated and entered Imposing Sovereigns IV, using the prompt Unorthodoxy.
Chapters (2)
That picture makes me want her to swallow
11747303 Headcanons are not forbidden by law. So, feel free to accept the headcanon of Luna swallowing at the end of the story.
... In hindsight, I suppose I should have expected something like this when I made that catch-all category. Thank you for the entry, best of luck in the judging, and try not to trip on any of the multiple entendres on your way out. Oh, and don't forget to mark it as an entry in the long description!
(Note: Fully aware the story is not yet complete on Fimfic; I followed the GDoc link.)
11747346 I was actually trying to enter it as Persistence, but ended up deciding on Unorthodoxy instead.
I will publish the next chapter tomorrow.
This is the most outrageous run on of intentional puns I've ever seen. I love as much as Luna soon shall.
11747388 I'm glad you like it. And I'm sure Luna will learn to like it eventually as well. She has no choice, after all, it's the law!
The title and the full context if this weren't E-rated...
11747620 This is exactly why this story is aimed for 5-year-olds; grownups have already been corrupted and see lewd things in even the most innocent of things.
That explains a lot to be sure. Now commences the pleasing sequel, in which they are thrust into an orgy of voracious lip usage to be fulfilled in the duties they are meant for to be used for and they full well know and enjoy it as it happens.
11748565 Feel free to write the sequel. I'd read it.
A wonderful misunderstanding.
11749955 Even in the end, Celestia still misunderstands it. However, Luna doesn't have the heart to tell Celestia that it was just a prank that Celestia turned into law for a thousand years.
Lmaoooo
Nice Double Entendre.
MeatLoaf had conspiratory thinking. He got in into his head that masks and vaccines are a conspiracy. For somepony his age, the casefatalityrate from the 'Rona for Δ was roughly ⅙th. He played Russian Roulette with the 'Rona and lost.
11752345 Ambiguity is the name of the game.
11752180 What you resist, persists.
11752362 Yay, you got the reference!
I didn't know about Meat Loaf's Rona demise. That's sad. He's one of the inspirations for my exploration of the dark side. I guess his death was darkness manifest.
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One needs to be skeptical:
Skeptics do not accepting claims without evidence, but when sufficient evidence exists, accept claims. Believers accept claims without evidence. Deniers reject well-supported claims despite evidence. Some deniers call themselves skeptics because they do not want people to know that they are deniers:
HolocaustDenier:
"I am an HolocaustSkeptic."
True Skeptic:
"The Holocaust is so well-supported that the true HolocaustSkeptics accepted the claim back in 1945. You are not an HolocaustSkeptic, but an HolocaustDenier."
If only we would have a group on FiMFiction devoted to Skepticism.
MeatLoaf was a VaccineDenier and a MaskDenier. He was a ConspiracyTheoryBelieve. If only he would have been a skeptic instead.
11752411 Rona is good in that regard that the deniers mostly suffer themselves. Oftentimes, ignorance results in innocent victims of others, but Rona mostly targets non-skeptics.
You may deny reality, but reality won't deny you.
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Here's the worst part above...
12119264 People die because they used a seat belt. In their distinct situation, they would have survived if they hadn't used the belt. And yet, nobody gets sued, despite seatbelts being obligatory for all. Even more people die because of airbags.
The same goes for Luna in the story. Who's she going to sue for her personal trauma for obligatory orally pleasing hundreds of stallions in one night and the possible trauma that may result from that? The answer is nobody.
The same goes for the jabs. Some people are inferior and their bodies overreact to vaccines. It's not the vaccine that binds them to a wheelchair, it's their own body that did that to them.
It's like if I say, "If the sky is blue, I'll jump off the bridge." And then I look at the sky and jump. It's not the sky's fault that I died. Yes, it's blue, but the sky didn't kill me.
Personally, I go by the numbers. If 1 person has to become an invalid in order to save a million people, that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
As for waiting for more studies, that's just ridiculous. Covid vaccine was tested on billions of people. How many more test subjects do you need?
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Rebuttal: reckless driving kills irregardless; up until now, seatbelts we're not mentioned.
Even the content alone is too dubious to be left at that considering the tag alone.
Your response would've made Charles Darwin proud; it's a shame his kids didn't survive.
Likewise, what if that someone was your loved one: what would you do in that case in particular...?
Other than that, what makes you think I want more tests after everything that had happened already‽
12119298 This is starting to get fun.
People driver on a parking lot and somebody poked their car. Airbags triggered and killed the driver. It happens more than you'd think.
You mean non-con? How would you feel if somepony forced you on a stage against your will?
I'd rather lose one loved one due to their decadent body features than lose 5 loved ones because they didn't protect themselves from a deadly virus.
My point exactly. There have been enough tests already. The rare side effects are similar to any other drug in existence. It's just a vaccine like any other, it's not miraculous ambrosia from Heaven.