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Mockingbirb


A pony of mystery in the darkness. Or I forgot to take the lens cap off. (They/them is fine.)

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Twilight Sparkle flees Equestria, and says she might never come back.

Celestia wants to find out why.

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Can't wait for Celestia to find out her magic barely works here, all of her troops will be forced into a baleful polymorph nothing like the bodies they're used to, the only known entrance to our world is a tiny chokepoint, and we have guns

We’ll just quietly ignore all the times Twilight’s run as a pony. Honestly, the alternate approach to Spike-o-grams was my favorite part. (Though I do have to wonder what he thinks about being stuck as a dog.)

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Rarity thinks he's adorable, and has fingers to scritch him with.
So...maybe surprisingly ok with it?

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I guess if you think about it, that part of the ending is implied? :twilightsmile:

She does realize that she’s gonna lose that war real easily, right?

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I wouldn't write Equestria off so quickly. As the sirens found out, Equestrian magic is growing more powerful in the human world. And we've seen Equestrian magical artifacts like the Element of Magic and the Memory Stone are quite effective. Celestia has had over a thousand years to collect all sorts of useful toys. And then there is the element of surprise. If Celestia is clever, she can win.

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First, she would have to find the artifacts. Second, she have to know how to use them. Third, we all know she isn’t clever. And four she would have to learn how to walk without falling on her face or slamming into something.

experienced-in-evil sister

Think she brings that up a lot?

Have they ever considered making corks compulsory wear for all athletes? (insert rude “always wear protection” joke here).

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(shrug) I guess a strong horn goes right through it?

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Tennis balls. See Izzy Moonbow if you don't understand.

The power of not have horns to worry and the chance of run.

I somehow see the sequel

:trollestia: Go! My Generals and soldiers! Fight those apes!

Five minutes later

:trollestia: All my troops defeated, what a horrible enemy! How could that happen?

:pinkiecrazy: They can run and we don't know how to run, also we don't have magic

:trollestia: That is horrible, how brute could be their army!

:pinkiecrazy: Army? No! It was teenagers

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Of course. It's her job to torment her sister.
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This.
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Oh brother.

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And Luna's response is a prompt, "Buck off."

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