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I've only read the description and I already have several questions. I'm gonna come back to this one in the morning.
God damn it that’s hilarious
Christ I was laughing my ass off more then anything reading this one.
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sad but true
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cummies and comedy is the patented regi brand (patent pending)
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If YTP were a story, this would be it
I haven't read this story, only the description, and that alone made me give it a thumbs up.
I'm just now realizing that the reindeer of Santa's sleigh can be actual characters. This opens up a can of potential!
Wait a minute. You have Fulttershy save Christmas by helping Rudolph and you don't include the line:
"Fluttershy with your Pussy so tight, won't help calm Rudolph's Libido tonight"
For shame.
Honestly though great story.
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Wtf did I just read?
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lemme just swoos right in
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also thank u
i am properly shamed
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oh boy, and what characters they are
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you, my friend, have just read a story about Santa pulling a favor from his old war buddy Princess Celestia to cure Rudolph of his insatiable libido with the help of Fluttershy (known sexual dynamo); it's right there in the description!
...I don't know what I was expecting.
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Too soon......
I normally don’t make many comments on story’s and whatnot, but this line fucking killed me for some reason. This whole story was a trip and a half
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nothing sets the mood like wanton references to war crimes!
That was interesting that's for sure. Anyway still was a good story. You should do a sequel where Fluttershy does get pregnant with Rudy's fiendeer foal because of Celestia saying "No" to her request for birth control. Thus Rudolph has to come back and help Fluttershy raise the child and knocks her up again due his over zelous libido
oh good lord, what did I just read hahaha
What a trip! This story cracked me up.
Hold on! He got him pregnant?!
Actually, I do want to know how he did that.
Okay, that one requires an explanation.
Well, even more than the other crazy stuff.
According to Fimfiction Celestia is completely right.
I'm a bit dissapointed Fluttershy didn't just mount him.
Small suggestion:
Fimfiction has a Deer tag. Might be fitting here.
Maybe. Are reindeer actual deers?
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according to wikipedia, they are, in fact, deer; i'll add the tag, thank you!
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Oh deer!
that is Hilarious and not Hilarious at the same time
What the fuck
I cant read this i feel like its supposed to be a comedy but it does that horribly
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elaborate
Celestia: You don't vote for princesses.
Fluttershy: How did you become princess, then?
Celestia: The mare of the lake, her forehoof clad in the purist of shimmering samite, held aloft from the bosom of the water Excalibur, signifying by divine providence, that I, Celestia, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your princess.
Fluttershy: Listen, strange mares lying around in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!
As Fluttershy kept speaking, two unladen Zebrican swallows flew in, carrying separate ends of a rope. In the middle of said rope, laid the Holy Hand-Grenade of Antioch.
Fluttershy: ...if I went around saying I was an empress just because some moisten bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
The last thing poor Fluttershy ever witnessed was the violence inherit in the system, as Celestia, after counting only to three, shoved that grenade right up Fluttershy's ass. Then several monks came in, beating themselves in their heads while chanting "Pie Iesu Dominae, Dona eis requiem." How did monks with knowledge ancient Christian chants end up in Equestria? Who know? Maybe some swallows carried them in as well.