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I've only read the description and I already have several questions. I'm gonna come back to this one in the morning.

“What’ve you got there, Princess?” he asked, pausing to crack open an ice-cold Coca-Cola™ for the cameras.

God damn it that’s hilarious
Christ I was laughing my ass off more then anything reading this one.

The Red-Nosed Reindeer plopped out of the portal, which closed faster than 90 percent of the businesses in my local area the second the pandemic hit.


sad but true
cummies and comedy is the patented regi brand (patent pending)

saturating her voice like I saturate the neighborhood childrens' christmas stockings with my cum.

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If YTP were a story, this would be it

I haven't read this story, only the description, and that alone made me give it a thumbs up.

I'm just now realizing that the reindeer of Santa's sleigh can be actual characters. This opens up a can of potential!

Wait a minute. You have Fulttershy save Christmas by helping Rudolph and you don't include the line:

"Fluttershy with your Pussy so tight, won't help calm Rudolph's Libido tonight"

For shame.

Honestly though great story.

...........:twilightoops: Wtf did I just read?

lemme just swoos right in

i am properly shamed :ajsleepy: also thank u

oh boy, and what characters they are

you, my friend, have just read a story about Santa pulling a favor from his old war buddy Princess Celestia to cure Rudolph of his insatiable libido with the help of Fluttershy (known sexual dynamo); it's right there in the description!

...I don't know what I was expecting.

like an Israeli RPG hitting a bus full of Palestinian children.

I normally don’t make many comments on story’s and whatnot, but this line fucking killed me for some reason. This whole story was a trip and a half

nothing sets the mood like wanton references to war crimes!

That was interesting that's for sure. Anyway still was a good story. You should do a sequel where Fluttershy does get pregnant with Rudy's fiendeer foal because of Celestia saying "No" to her request for birth control. Thus Rudolph has to come back and help Fluttershy raise the child and knocks her up again due his over zelous libido

oh good lord, what did I just read hahaha

What a trip! This story cracked me up.

I don’t know how you did it, but we certainly can’t have him flying if he’s pregnant.

Hold on! He got him pregnant?!
Actually, I do want to know how he did that.

“Also, Luna is gagged and chained to the throne, another thing you only do when you’re getting ready to whore out ponies.”
Luna shuffled in her shackles, moaning softly through her ball-gag.

Okay, that one requires an explanation.
Well, even more than the other crazy stuff.

“I’m still not quite sure how this is supposed to help,” Fluttershy mumbled, but she took a few shaky steps towards Rudolph regardless. “I-I’m really not that great at sex...”
“You’re just being modest, Fluttershy,” Celestia said with a small giggle

According to Fimfiction Celestia is completely right.

The reindeer turned around and lifted his tail, revealing his plump ponut and fat jingleballs.

I'm a bit dissapointed Fluttershy didn't just mount him.

Small suggestion:
Fimfiction has a Deer tag. Might be fitting here.
Maybe. Are reindeer actual deers?

according to wikipedia, they are, in fact, deer; i'll add the tag, thank you!

“Am I being whored out against my will again?” Fluttershy said, ear drooping flat against her head.

that is Hilarious and not Hilarious at the same time

“You only ever break out your pimp chalice and ho-smackin’ cane when that’s about to happen,” Fluttershy said, the dejection saturating her voice like I saturate the neighborhood childrens' christmas stockings with my cum. “Also, Luna is gagged and chained to the throne, another thing you only do when you’re getting ready to whore out ponies.”

What the fuck

I cant read this i feel like its supposed to be a comedy but it does that horribly

“Well, I dunno about ‘my’ princess,” Fluttershy mumbled. “I didn’t vote for her.”

Celestia: You don't vote for princesses.

Fluttershy: How did you become princess, then?

Celestia: The mare of the lake, her forehoof clad in the purist of shimmering samite, held aloft from the bosom of the water Excalibur, signifying by divine providence, that I, Celestia, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your princess.

Fluttershy: Listen, strange mares lying around in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!

As Fluttershy kept speaking, two unladen Zebrican swallows flew in, carrying separate ends of a rope. In the middle of said rope, laid the Holy Hand-Grenade of Antioch.

Fluttershy: ...if I went around saying I was an empress just because some moisten bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

The last thing poor Fluttershy ever witnessed was the violence inherit in the system, as Celestia, after counting only to three, shoved that grenade right up Fluttershy's ass. Then several monks came in, beating themselves in their heads while chanting "Pie Iesu Dominae, Dona eis requiem." How did monks with knowledge ancient Christian chants end up in Equestria? Who know? Maybe some swallows carried them in as well.

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