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Avon “Anonymous” Smith gets a roommate. That roommate is Pinkie Pie. Shenanigans ensue.

Note: Expect nothing from this fic, it’s just more wish fulfillment with a pinker focus.

Chapters (5)
Comments ( 32 )

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'd love to see more! :pinkiehappy:

Ooooooo, very interesting. I hope for more.:pinkiehappy:

Anon looked down at the foot of the bed to find Pinkie curled into a ball, this time as far as she could muster. She was even pressed against the wall, she tried to put so much distance.

In my head I would have been screaming “F*CK”.

She probably annoyed everyone of her friends in the same way, resulting in him being the only (or pseudo-only) choice.

Pseudo-only?

“Regardless, I’ll let you stay for as long as it takes for you to feel comfortable living on your own. If only because you’re cute and I have a weakness for cute girls. Even of their ponies.”

Something tells me he’s gonna regret saying that one day. Also, I think you mean “if”.

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Pseudo means fake, meaning she didn’t really have only one choice.

i haven't read this story yet, but i pray for Anon's sanity for this fic.

Right off the bat I can say that Pinkie has learned nothing. This kinda shit is the reason why she failed to actually ve a friend to Avon. Also why she got kicked out of her friends homes, because she just wanted to do her own thing and not care about others. Given how she's acted before and her lack of willingness to go use a perfectly good house that has nobody in it instead of forcing herself on Avon I'm callingcit now, she won't follow the rules he set in place. Hoping he kicks her out soon.

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

God that triggered me. Fucking hate alarms

All this for a “smol pp” joke

i'd say it was worth it
also, is this just gonna be ponk and avon, or will there be other characters

You should write more. This is hilarious. I like that even though ponies are touchy feely; there is a step even they don't cross where they label such molesters.

The book flew open just behind him, a portal to Equestria providing an inconvenient window into his reality. Anon quickly tightened the towel around him.

So, he’s not the only one that can activate the portal?

“Hello, Pinkie.” Anon greeted less enthusiastically, his arms crossed as he glared at the pony. Well, one arm crossed, the other was securely gripping the towel around his waist. “To what do I owe the pleasure?”

I can’t imagine that at all.

However, he quickly squandered the thought, having sensed the violation to his moral code.

He has a moral code?

“But we’re naked all the time.” Pinkie stated the obvious.

He is?

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The main focus will be on these two, specifically in Avon’s world. Guess you could consider this a Pony On Earth kind of fic.

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I try, but my brain is stupid and makes up excuses.

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I’d like to think he thinks he has a moral code and Pinkie’s referring to ponies as a whole, not Avon himself.

The sexual tension is thick enough that you could cut it with a knife. Like butter. Soft, gooey butter. Yeah, try to get that out of your mind now xD. Either way, this was a funny chapter.

Geez, Pinkie really has reached a new level here. That IS pretty much molestation. But since this is her, she won't care and will keep doing it because its "fun".

Aww. I forgot how ponies love to cuddle.

Wonderful

I mean, anon knew what he was getting himself into.

Earth ponies and great tracts of land. I suppose it was inevitable.

I think i know where this is going. Imma need another batch of tea

SRY

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Well damn, that is the underrated statement of the year right there.

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We are talking a pony here that hugged Applejack's backside so wantonly it's a canonical meme. Pinkie and personal space know little of one another

Really Avon shoukd just toss her back into equestria and forbid her from coming back. She's already shown she'll do what she wants without care for the people she's staying with, that's why she kept getting thrown out. So really there's no reason to do the same to her, its not like she's going change her ways to not annoy people.

. . .
damn, this chapter feels like struggling
typos in the beginning , general morose vibe

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A continuation nonetheless, it something we wanted to see, but we were honestly just sitting in the dark about it.
That's why we say thank you...
-Ya Boi Satan

I feel like whatever pinkie is planning is gonna hurt.

D-F

why is anon called avon now?

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