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SigmasonicX


Writer of RariTwi crossovers, RariTwi almost crossovers, and weird one-shots.

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After a successful day of work, Rarity has a celebratory potion. Immediately after, her friends all start awkwardly hitting on her. Surely this is unrelated.

Rated T for innuendo.


Made with a lot of help from Monochromatic's Discord server.

Cover art is an edit of a shot from the Pony Life opening, changing two gems to be orange and green for a full rainbow.

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kits #2 · Jul 13th, 2020 · · 2 ·

This turned out so much better than what I was expecting XD

The pegasus mating ritual is my favorite bit

Upvoted the moment I saw the title.

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Should have been Rarishy you coward.

Behold.

The power of floof.

Ay gurl, I’m gonna smash those diamonds so hard they become… uh, diamonds.

We would have accepted "I'm gonna smash those diamonds so hard, they'll be calling you 'Dental Drill.'"
Actually, upon reflection, we wouldn't.

“Have you had any potions today?”
“No, not even the one I usually have with my tea.”

The casual consumption of liquid magic in this setting will never fail to bemuse me.

Applejack stomped her hoof. “That’s because it’s pointless! The author of this here fic is a RariTwi stan, and he’ll never allow any of us to be with Rarity!”

Applejack being the meta-aware one leads to such a wealth of possibilities.

I'm always a sucker for a pegasus mating display. And so is Rarity, apparently. Hilarious use of Pony Life. Thank you for it.

I won't lie. This was hilarious! I can totally see this happening in the show, and it was so cute and heartwarming. Yeah, Rarity has got it going on.

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Pinkie pumped her hoof. “NOICE.”

How dare you make me read this with my own two eyes.

Applejack stomped her hoof. “That’s because it’s pointless! The author of this here fic is a RariTwi stan, and he’ll never allow any of us to be with Rarity!”

Is this how it feels to truly hate another human being?

“What I mean is you have a booty that just won’t quit, Ms. Sparkle, and I can stare at it all day long.”

Now this is how you do shipping. :V

Rarity stomped her hoof. “But Twilight, there has to be more to it! Rainbow keeps making wing guns, and Fluttershy keeps fluffing herself up, and Applejack keeps bringing up her dead parents, and Pinkie keeps saying all these non-Pinkie things! All this happened as soon as I took the potion. What in Equestria is going on?”

Oh my god, the AJ line killed me

I can't. I'm dead. :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

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