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"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

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Diamond Tiara is getting a bit of a reputation as a problem solver, ever since she began putting her cutie mark to good use.

In trying to help her new friend Scootaloo from leaving Ponyville forever though, she may well have met her match now.....

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Very nice! I loved how all foal helped Scootaloo. It really shows how much they care

I loved that episode, especially when everyone showed up at the Town Hall. It just goes to show how much those three met to them! :pinkiesad2:

It's a shame that she didn't talk from that episode, but I like that you have Diamond helping the CMC by using her own mother just to make Scootaloo's parents to stay! :rainbowlaugh:

Keep up the good work! :twilightsmile:

Ri2

Are they going to tag Spoiled so they can observe her in her natural habitat? Put her in a zoo? Drag her to the conference to show off to everyone?

Y'all seem to miss this "Hey, Daddy told me that you had to bring her back in time for dinner!" Filthy was in on it !!

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True. :twistnerd:


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Thanks! :pinkiehappy:


9684345
I'll leave that to the experts... :moustache:


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After what he's been through, I'd say he's entitled to a bit of mischief... :twilightsheepish:

I was a little iffy about the story at first. The meta humor felt a little too heavy handed for me. But that ending alone was enough to get me to burst out laughing and give a thumbs up.

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That's only a small part of the story, and I'm glad you enjoyed the rest. :ajsmug:

"Are you three weirdoes going to be down in the dumps all day long?! I thought you'd all be sickeningly happy, with Scootaloo's parents here to scare us all stupid with their icky swamp creatures during the middle of class. I swear, if I see just one solitary strand of fur on my mane has turned grey as a result of the shock, I'm going to be suing your little troupe for a lifetime's supply of hair dye! My Daddy has only the best lawyers, after all. Just ask the fool who tried to open a 'Barnyard Barters' in Fillydelphia. You'll find him in the queue for the soup kitchen, sobbing his little... h-hey guys, I was just kidding! I would never do that to you three, not after all you've done for me!"

Nice to see that Diamond Tiara can still be she old self when she needs to be.

"...Hey Diamond, I just thought. We haven't heard you speak for ages, not even in lessons. Did you have laryngitis, or something?" As preoccupied as Scootaloo was with her own issues, she had a prominent question in her mind that needed answering.

"Okay, if you must know, me and Twist have been taking part in a contest who can stay silent the longest in school. A competition I won when your crazy parents brought in that alligator creature and caused her to scream so loud my brain nearly exploded. So, if that ridiculously dangerous stunt had any positive effect at all, then that would be it." Diamond Tiara informed them of the truth behind her long held 'vow of silence.'

Nice explanation as to why she's been silent for the past four years. :rainbowlaugh:

Haven't you noticed, by our frequent trips to Sugarcube Corner together, that we both have incurably sweet tooths?

Oh, believe me, I noticed.

make ourselves a refreshing cappuccino each

Bad idea, Diamond Tiara.

"W-Well the only 'owl' I know is Owlicious, an' we ain't seen head or feather of him since the construction of the Castle Of Friendship." Apple Bloom spoke truthfully, as indeed the knowledgable bird of prey had apparently vanished into thin air long ago.

I know, right? We haven't seen that guy since season five's "Do Princesses Dream of Magic Sheep."

she'd also managed to browbeat (some might say emasculate) her 'beloved' Filthy out of over a thousand bits for a brand new boater hat(!) and now looked to spend a delightfully charming morning at the local spa.

:pinkiegasp: Who spends a thousand bits on just one hat?

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I know I asked for comments, but yours goes above and beyond in terms of thoroughness. Thanks for going to the trouble, and for reading it in the first place. :rainbowdetermined2:

"W-Well the only 'owl' I know is Owlicious, an' we ain't seen head or feather of him since the construction of the Castle Of Friendship."

I saw him at least twice in season 5,
Do Princesses Dream of Magic Sheep and What About Discord?
But, yeah, after that he only appeared twice in a photo on Twilight's mirror.

Heh, that's one of the best punishments against Spoiled BRitch I've seen in a while:rainbowlaugh:

Doctor Henry Wu Couldn't come up with a more horrifying monster than Spoiled Rich. Clever choice.

9684548 You're welcome. :pinkiehappy:

Well, that's one way of keeping Scootaloo's parents in town. Spoiled is sure to keep them very busy. :rainbowlaugh:

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I personally would milk her for her venom.

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...And just think of her worth to future academia! :scootangel:


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Top marks all round I'd say! :moustache:


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Definitely seems like a long project. :coolphoto:


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Deadlier then the most poisonous cobra without a doubt. :applejackconfused:

Are they going to become bad parent hunters now like in Fairly Oddparents? :rainbowlaugh:

As much as I love the original episode, I do wish there was a scene similar to this.

I did have how you called out about Diamond tiara and silver spoon haven't talk ever since season 5 And Owlicious who also Disappear since season 5 as well Boy when you hit season 5 you're done son And sometimes I really wish the show didn't forgot about them

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