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Alas, I do not doubt you to be a degenerate who does not read horse porn, but question if you are enough of a degenerate to read horse-bug porn! However, if you are up to the challenge, then you have been warned and shall be most disgustingly surprised.

Good to see Anon caring for changelings. And boy, does he miss out not giving up to Chryssy demands. Her tongues is indeed silver.

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I shall expect bug-horse-shapeshifter porn to be creative, disgusting and pleasant at the same time.

I’m gonna slap him. No, I’m gonna pimp slap him. No, you know what, I’m gonna pull the famous Archie Slap on him....Hopefully someone gets that reference.

"I picked it cause she's got the moon, and if I had to choose a pony to stuff full of my marshmallow filling, it'd be her."

Literally cracked up laughing like a twelve year old. Not even ashamed.

as a changeling if hes afraid of fangs she could change them to herbivore like teeth instead

My ego is huge right now.

Whoa, TMI dude, TMI

Absolutely loving this. Can't wait for more. Keep up the good work!

Common sense trumps all.

Wooooooooow. What a dumbass. And it is very petty to go after someone's entire home when you have beef with just her. While this chapter and story overall is good, good enough I'm now tracking it, I can't help but be angry that Anon will do that. Can't wait to see what happens next.

I'm liking this. Gotta love the random and off the wall stuff. Looking forward to more.

Midway through the the chapter I got the song "Hungry Eyes" stuck in my head. Been forever since I heard that one.

Come on, Anon. You are being offered sex by a married who can literally be ANYONE you want! You want to plow Luna? Bam! But if Chyssi has a clawtoris... You'd be damn lucky to stick it in! Let's not forget she could demand a sample of female human if you are really squicked... But why would you be? Tap that sexy bug!

wo boy he did not think this through at all

Eagerly awaiting more, but don't rush.

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HUZZAH!

If it were me, I would've done Chrysalis much sooner than this.

Anon needs to show the queen why humans you are much so better by breaking her bed post

Anon is a petulant asshole.

I love it. Fuck the ponies, we have weird rapebug holeyhorses and weird not water, water cushions, what more could a man desire?

Oof... this won't end well, or maybe it will, we'll see

Awesome job dude, keep it up!

I love how much of an asshole Anon is in this. Great work!

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Booze. Other than that, not much.

Holy fuck this. Yes, all of it!

I'm loving this. Anon's character is the perfect blend of strengths and weaknesses so far. I almost hope Chrysalis gets what she wants, then Anon turns around and decides to go back on his own free will. Biggest of the middle fingers.

Preach it Ap!

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Correction: Common Sense trumps all, but the LACK of Common Sense makes it all more entertaining!

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That is true.

Great! Can't wait for more! Please, keep going!

A menacing chuckle echoed through the throne room as Chrysalis leaned back in her throne, making you wonder how she didn't get poked by all the sharp points.

Exoskeleton.

Snrk, good job, nimrod.

Just do the Queenie!

Such a wonderful loophole.

"You won't give us ponies? Then give us the very land they stand upon, they'll act as a bonus"

"It's a snack with chocolate, graham cracker, and marshmallow filling." you explain. "I picked it cause she's got the moon, and if I had to choose a pony to stuff full of my marshmallow filling, it'd be her." you elaborate, the second part drawing an irritated snort from the queen.

Anon, you've made a critical error. Chrissy can take that form.
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I DO have to wonder exactly why the princesses want him around. I can only assume that this Celestia is a closet-Molestia, and With Twi being the way she is, turning Anon into a science project. But what could Cadence or Luna possibly want him for? Unless Luna's well aware of Anon's opinion of her and desperately wants someone or something to bed her after a thousand year dry spell, so to speak. But that still doesn't explain Cadence.

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Video games and decent alcohol.

Lol, I love what you did with ego-is-dick joke. It even fits with your author note.

Honestly, the description made me think of Starswirl as the negotiator. Though it does make sense to actually choose someone that is trained for the job. Then again, Equestria isn't famous for realistic decisions, seeing as they let civilians take care of dragons and the like.

"Actually, I just fell out of bed this morning, got jabbed in the ass because of that stupid... whatever that stuff is it's made out of. Maybe we can get me something less pointy?" you implied, walking past Apocrita, the action seeming to dispel the frozen fear she had.

Sticking up for your friend!
*win point ding*

Strong Words' mouth opened, clearly taken aback by the way you just spoke to him. He seemed less certain with what to say or do about you than the fact he had been brought into the hive of Equestria's greatest enemy. He even gave Chrysalis a look, as if expecting an answer from her, but she only stared back at him with a slight shrug and the statement "If it was up to me, I would be responsible for his ass hurting, but he's playing hard to get."

Poor guy

"Such a bold declaration Anon, even I didn't think to demand so much." Chrysalis admitted, her brow lifted curiously, but the look in her eye showing all the more interest.

God dammit, Anon.

"Remind me to stroke your 'ego' later" Chrysalis purred, her forked tongue flicking out of her mouth suggestively. Shit, you walked into that one.

FUCK THAT'S GOOD.

"Me and my people are going to benefit from your actions today, but even I think you're a monster for what you just did." Apocrita quickly replied, not missing the chance to rub salt in the wounds.

Oof

Maybe I'm just old, but characters like this really rub me the wrong way. I love the characterizations of EVERYONE else, but "Anons" usually just piss me off. Usually if they're kind of like this dude here.

Which I think is a good thing most of the time, as it's a ... rather interesting dynamic between canon characterizations/ exaggerated or not, but sadly not this time.

Well written for what it's worth, I just absolutely despise dis-likeable main characters.

"One, Ego is the name of my penis, and you're right, it's fucking enormous. Two, made you use one of my swears, haha!" you laughed, jumping on the chance to both further embarrass Apocrita, as well as make a dick joke.

This was the part I lost my shit too.

"Guess you're going to be stillborn then, cause it ain't happening." you quickly countered, limping toward the table. As slight as it was, Chrysalis and her ever observant eye for you took quick notice.

Bahaha haha that's a new one! XD

"We will accept nothing less than the entirety of Ponyville!" you bellow, slamming your fist down on your own throne. "Ow, missed the fucking pillow." you whine, rubbing your hand as everyone in the room, from the lowest of guards to Chrysalis herself, looked at you incredulously.

*Facepalms* What the actual fuck anon that was so counter productive and ass backwards I have no words haha

Ah, we do appreciate "Anon accidentally fixes everything when trying to be a jerk" plots...

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Even newlyweds wanna "spice up" a marriage.

"Silence Ap, the adults are talking." you commanded, now laying across the throne with your arm dangling over the side, trying halfheartedly to try and swipe at her head, but to no avail.

Comedy Gold

Strong Words' mouth opened, clearly taken aback by the way you just spoke to him. He seemed less certain with what to say or do about you than the fact he had been brought into the hive of Equestria's greatest enemy. He even gave Chrysalis a look, as if expecting an answer from her, but she only stared back at him with a slight shrug and the statement "If it was up to me, I would be responsible for his ass hurting, but he's playing hard to get."

FUTA CRISSY

RUN FOR THE FUCKING HILLS

"One, Ego is the name of my penis, and you're right, it's fucking enormous. Two, made you use one of my swears, haha!" you laughed, jumping on the chance to both further embarrass Apocrita, as well as make a dick joke.

HAhahahaha Loved that part!

"I hope you don't mind Anon, but I can't have you sitting on my throne with me while the ambassador is here. It sends the wrong sort of message, you must understand. But I couldn't bare to leave you on the same level as the rest of the worms, so I had a lesser throne built just for you." Chrysalis elaborated, the tone of her voice indicating she thought she was being so very generous right now. "Go on, take a seat. I even had a cushion built into it for you."

...I'm seeing a double intendo going on here.
"I built a LESSER throne so you can be ABOVE the commoners."

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Same here! It's such a Negan line that I picture Jeffrey Dean Morgan speaking it.

"It's a snack with chocolate, graham cracker, and marshmallow filling." you explain. "I picked it cause she's got the moon, and if I had to choose a pony to stuff full of my marshmallow filling, it'd be her." you elaborate, the second part drawing an irritated snort from the queen.

Well that's one way to put it

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Now hold on...

Holy Shit... This human is mad!

I love how Anon's ego potentially doomed generations of ponies to come.

For once, an obnoxious someone that doesn't entirely ruin the story.
Proceed.

You know how to get an up on Chryssy Anon?

Out Flirt her.

But alas this anon would never.