You never really did care much for bugs. So it'd figure that after being magically displaced into pastel pony world, you get kidnapped by pony-sized bugs.
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Wait.....
Think I read somewhere were another anon did that.
He chose....poorly.....
What if changelings are able to naturally synthesize Viagra/Cialis? If that is the case, what happens when he is erect for more than for hours?
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I KNOW THAT STORY! i had nightmares.......
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That's an Indiana Jones reference isn't it?
No.... If your getting laid, good for you, I'm going to go play darts or something. If I'm getting laid, and I find out your peeping or eaves dropping, I'm going to hurt you, badly. I've a skinny build, but I'm quick, and I'm smart. They don't teach all military to be strong to win.
Good story, the vitamin bit sounded like you might have done some research. Unlikely, but well written anyway.
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bad stuff.
Short but good. Maybe Anon needs to spread the love?
What the fuck!? ROFLMAO!
I haven't laughed and been entertained like this for over a year! Xd awesome.
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Hey, it's you!
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Well Hi.
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the third one, yep.
Okay, question. Say Anon does do the do with her leg holes, and she gets her fill of love, how long does it take for those leg holes to fill up? This and also would it be fast enough to shrink Ego?
If your erection lasts more than 4 hours, please consult your nearest doctor Chitin.
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I think it's safe to say that at this point, ego only gets bigger. ;p
I am so hoping this goes the Herd direction. Also I hope Anon knocked Chrysalis up. Because YES!
So Chrysalis horked in a bowl and called it royal jelly? How much do you want to bet the secret ingredient that's giving Anon such a "hard time" is she also got herself off in the same bowl, because that's the kind of sick and twisted thing she'd do.
p.s. If the other Princesses find out how Chrysalis needs to sit on an ice block after a night with Anon, will they also willingly throw themselves on the godslayer known as Ego? Well, maybe not Celestia, she sounds more like a hoofie through the underwear kind of a teaser. Luna's just sadistic with making him wake up just before he can get anywhere. I bet Cadance would just flirt all night with heavy petting at most causing a crippling case of blueballs. Twilight of course doesn't get any. Maybe an Ego slap or two. (If she can get some real bacon from a trip to EqG that might redeem herself in Anon's eyes)
I truly love this story. Great job!
Cool story is too funny I busted a gut can't wait for the next chapter
The sheer idiocy of this story sells it so well. More, please!
Anyone else baby barf at the food description
Why do i picture queen chrysalis bragging about her funtime with anon to the princess's in the talks that are going on
Amusing.
Please continue.
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Who knows maybe chrysalis might start bragging about it at the next world summit or to the princesses
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You sound like a booter
Friendzoned to the max, damn.
This is quite possibly the most disgusting chapter I've read so far. I don't know if I should thank you or curse you.
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every hole
them (???)
... *facepalm* That went well.
Snrk, at least she's not in a body cast.
... Anon's not much for honey then, I wager?
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???What's a booter?
Best story I've read in a long ass time, its so funny.
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You're the best editor I've never asked for and refuse to pay... seriously though, you're great. Thanks for the continued assistance toward literary and grammatical excellence.
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LMFAO I haven't gotten paid except for one story out of the millions of words I've read oh this site, don't worry about it. It's just easy to do while I'm reading.
If the leg holes close up as the changeling is fed, that could lead to some serious hilarity if Anon's actually going for it - his junk stuck to the queen's foreleg until she's sufficiently starved
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No, wait! Have Phalanx change his name to Phallus!
lol, awesome chap OP, awesome chap!
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Am... am I the only one who got immensely hard hungry while reading that?
Anon, do not eat the grubsauce just because it will give you boners.
HE KEPT EATING HOLY SHIT
This entire scene is a trainwreck.
PFF
Damn.
This is why I told you not to eat the grubsauce
Iām waiting until he finally fucks Ap.
This chapter was especially hilarious XD
Hive-wide event now being scheduled...
I laughed for a solid minute after reading this one statement so as they applauded her so shall I applaud you [clap, clap,clap] š
I take comfort in knowing how far we've come in this community, that someone can write a 9000+ viewed story that's essentially an enormous dick joke...HA! Enormous dick!
All ima say is... Royal Jelly is how queen bees are made. A worker bee is fed royal jelly and it makes them a queen. Sounds false, but I assure you it's true. Research it yourself if you're an unbeliever. Conclusion... he's bout to be king??? Maybe??? Idk.
At this point its a 'when' not a 'if he become Changeling King'.
Who knows... Maybe this dumbass actualy screwing everything into a peace treaty...
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He's gonna fuck the world into eternal utopian peace and unity, hail Anon, the lord of Raging Boners
Literally the worst Anon I read about, while being very entertaining.