Dung beetle bois eating pooperoni with cheeseholes

I Like this story alot actually, I love seeing an anon story where the anon just doesn't give a fuck and will say almost anything. Usually really funny, like this one.

"No, I've seen babies before. Babies are cute. I've even seen fillies before you guys ninjaed me out of Canterlot, and those little bastards were fucking adorable. But these? These are... Christ, this looks like Satan had a drunken threeway with an angry cat and oversized maggot, then had the baby aborted, only to find to his deepest shame it didn't die!" you exclaimed. Part of you was proud of that disgusted tirade, one for the record books. Apocrita on the other hand shot you a hard look.

Fucking glorious.

Very good start. Looking forward to more!

I love a great story, very funny and with great potential I expect great things

I really like the way that shows that the Changelings are not total monsters and that maybe they are only misunderstood
(Well, if they are totally monsters and I do not think there is room for a misinterpretation of their actions, but at least they are monsters of the monstering class)

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There will be some sex scenes, but the focus of the story is more on the plot and humor than anything else. I'll probably end up indicating when those scenes are coming up, just in case people want to skip those.

Another amusing chapter well done, well done Hahaha, man I hope to see more of this, it's great :D

I’m adding this to my favorite and keeping an eye on this one

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You think me to NOT be a degenerate who reads horse-porn? HOW DARE YOU, SIR OR MADAAM! I thoroughly enjoy reading the art of equine sexual relations, of the Little Pony sorts. It brings me to guffaw with hilarity and joy at how disgustingly descriptive and depraved it can be.

Also because sometimes it's just fun to read porn like the degenerate I am.

"Queen Chrysalis, winner of the Humanitarian of the Year award." you joked while watching the guard pull his companion out of the room. Then you questioned if 'humanitarian' was even a word here. Would it be Ponytarian? Or Equestritarian? And then would it be different for Chrysalis? Changelingtarian? Dammit, these were the hard hitting questions you had to know the answers to.

And then you got sidetracked thinking about your HR comment. She probably didn't know what Human Resources was, because, ya know, "Human". Was it Pony Resources? Or was it Changeling Resources? Dammit, those hard hitting questions were always in your face. That and your Attention Deficit Disorder. You really should have gotten diagnosed and got some meds to go with that, but they'd probably be gone after being sucked into magic pony land.

I am entertained.

Continue.

"And here I thought we Changelings were ferocious." she spat coldly, kicking all her legs one at a time to get rid of the little passenger critters. "I'm not saying we're cute, but even we have standards on insulting an infant." she added, trotting back over to the door, refusing to look at you. "It's for the best you keep denying our majesty what she wants. She'd end up dying of starvation trying to get anything from you." she threw in.

Oh. Oh damn.

Anyway yeah, good stuff. Looking forward to Pharynx invariably kicking Anon's ass. Should be fun.

"Well, yeah, I have to keep joking. Otherwise the terrorists win." you said, a half-smile gracing your face. "You're the terrorists by the way. You hide in your victim's nation, commit terrible acts, kidnap innocent people, and live in a shit hole with the express intent that it's a huge pain for people to come after you... I'm going going to start calling your leader Queen Chyrsal-ISIS."

How very outgoing of you.

Not bad man, just get yourself an editor

That was low, Anon. Plus, baby changelings are adorable.

It makes one think, if the throne itself is the source of the anti-magic racial field and it's not necessarily a piece of the castle built an artifact on its own. Then why don't they just find a lush, verdant territory, build a decent fortress for now and plonk that bitch down to claim the territory? Magic, the main factor that would've been a threat and aid for stealth, is gone. As a race that can fly and shapeshift within the barrier, it's more of a death wish for any forces thinking of assaulting their position, as such actions would likely require a lengthy siege and the logistical nightmare of bringing and losing supplies/ponies to potential sabotage would be the death of any momentum an attacking force could hope to muster.

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Cause the anti magic throne basically killed all the plants around it.

"Well, yeah, I have to keep joking. Otherwise the terrorists win." you said, a half-smile gracing your face. "You're the terrorists by the way. You hide in your victim's nation, commit terrible acts, kidnap innocent people, and live in a shit hole with the express intent that it's a huge pain for people to come after you... I'm going going to start calling your leader Queen Chyrsal-ISIS."

Aaaaand you lost me. Goodbye.

As she did so, you were finally able to get a glimpse of what the Changelings were focused on. Several of them were surrounding and closing in on another of their own kind. What made it stand out was, like Apocrita, this Changeling had differences in their body. Purple eyes and back armor, with blue wings, and even a red fin and tail compared to others. You had to admit, he kinda looked badass.

Eyyyy

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Goodbye. :')

Wait, is that what you think we were eating? That's disgusting. It's actually...

Oddly, even after all these years this is the first time I’ve read the changelings labeled as terrorists. I mean I do t care for needlessly evil changeling fics so maybe I missed it but yea, I can see that line being drawn.

It's tofu.

Apocrita raised a brow at you as she trotted after. "Wait, is that what you think we were eating? That's disgusting. It's actually..."

It's actually meatloaf. Because we all know meatloaf is also shit.

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I was gonna say fruitcake. Tis the season and all.

"No, I've seen babies before. Babies are cute. I've even seen fillies before you guys ninjaed me out of Canterlot, and those little bastards were fucking adorable. But these? These are... Christ, this looks like Satan had a drunken threeway with an angry cat and oversized maggot, then had the baby aborted, only to find to his deepest shame it didn't die!" you exclaimed. Part of you was proud of that disgusted tirade, one for the record books. Apocrita on the other hand shot you a hard look.

I'm proud of you author.

Before going on to the next chapter, my guess will be something along the lines of:
"It's actually … soylent green"

This human must give orgasmus inducing Boopening or petting other i have no idea why anyone would want him around

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In all honesty, that's what the character thinks, and he's an asshole who has no consideration for people around him. He's not really capable of nuanced takes, now is he?

The author's a changeling! RUN!!

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Mushed beans and mushrooms

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Probably because of the power of the script or because the plot needs it, it’s not like the other rude anon, they’re funny because of their behaviors but at least they all act knowing what shit it is

Chrysalis would implicitly threaten him while pretending to flirt, and her bodyguard would explicitly and graphically threaten him to shut up, fail and this would be repeated another two times before he surrendered

Everything I said in the second paragraph would happen between the previous chapter and this one, and the things that were mentioned in those chapters would still happen

Come to think of it, I’m complaining about the fic, right? Shit, I really didn’t want to, it’s still interesting to me though I’ll pretend the MC isn’t anon but someone with a random name

Rather strange Chrysalis is interested in him.
Maybe she knows something we don't, yet...