You never really did care much for bugs. So it'd figure that after being magically displaced into pastel pony world, you get kidnapped by pony-sized bugs.
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neat, why doesnt he just make a herd? all problems solved!
so...how long till Anon becomes that sex god? Because I have a feeling his ‘fan club’ will want him to be one once they find out he can make Queens. That or somehow manage to keep Chrissy from killing Ap.
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because Chrysalis doesn't share and if he tried to create a herd he just be left with a lot of bodies
My bet was on changeling egg(s), but this is more interesting.
The best of friends?
5'8" Called it! She's just taking her sweet time.
If Ap wins, that changes things everywhere. Anons going to have to learn to up his game if he's going to protect Ap now.
Quick question...
Is it pronounced as A-P or app... Cuz i have no idea
I mean, the issue with two queens is that handling them together is difficult/impossible due to there never being enough. Anon in one day could fuck Chrysalis enough that she wouldn't be able to have sex again for a few days, to same to newly Queened Ap... and there'd still be a few days left where they're still recovering
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Like App.
No joke, I haven't read this yet and you're just killin' it yo! Nice! :D
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App yeah cool... You stuck her to a ceiling and might have doomed her... But yeah i love the story... Tis awsome, cute and funny... dot dot dot
While not as imaginative or awesome as what No Pony came up with, here was my Muse predicted for this chapter.
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You squinted as you beheld Pharynx holding a knife to Ap's throat with a very displeased Chrysalis standing next to both. You snorted.
"Well then. Looks like it won't be much of a surprise after all." With that, you rolled over to face the wall.
The silence lasted longer than you thought it would.
"What?" you heard from behind yourself from all three at the same time.
You held up a fist, extended three fingers, waved your hand around a bit, then brought it back down.
Longer silence. "Explain," demanded the queen.
You sighed dramatically and rolled back around. You waited until you had sat up and had worked the considerable kinks out of my back (heh! see what you did there?) before smacking your lips a couple of times. When you were damn-well good and ready, you looked at Chrysalis and said "freight train."
She just blinked. Apparently, this was not helping. "Doggy Deluxe." Still nothing. "Tag Team... Double Dip... The Seventy... Doggy Train... Double Cowgirl."
That last one sparked some recognition. Maybe because you kept screaming positions names at the top of my lungs as you had been flipping the queen around every which way as you banged her into submission. Of course, you had no idea what half of these things were called. You think two or three ended up with the title 'Texas Tongue-twister.' Chrysalis said, "Ah! So those are names of positions with three partners!"
You nodded. "Took you long enough. I had to break her mind then try to break her body to find out if she'd be a good prop." Ap was actually kind of cute. Her eyes were still scared but her mouth had this frowny-growly-gonna-bit-off-your-nads off look to it.
You continued. “Turns out she's a pro so we're good to go." You winked and gave a thumbs up. All three tilted their heads, which was fairly subdued on Ap's part because she had the potential of decapitating herself. They’d never seen you give the thumbs-up before and apparently weren’t any good at figuring it out. Damn bugs.
The queen's smile turned nasty again. "Unfortunately, Apocrita has tried to take what is mine so she must be made an example of."
You waved your hand dismissively. Going side-to-side, not up and down. You’d seen the commercial and disagreed with it. "Nah. I'm not owned by anyone, first of all. Are you trying to say I am?" You spoke the last very softly, in a way that seemed very intimidating when Daniel Day Lewis did it, at least.
Chrysalis' smile turned apologetic. "Of course not, my dear Anon. It's just that--"
You cut her off as you stood up. "I mean, I guess I'm sorry if my Rod of Dominance broke some sort of fuzzy-wuzzy buggy rule, but a Power Scepter has to be a Power Scepter sometimes, you know?" It was pretty clear that they didn’t.
You rubbed your chin while starting at Pharynx, who definitely, absolutely did not like the way you were looking at him. "Well, I don't normally do guys, but after I fuck with his mind for a week or so…say, even though you’re supposed to be a dude, you can take female forms, right?”
Yep. It was definitely possible for bugs to get pale. He turned to Chrysalis as he withdrew the knife and backed up a step. “Your majesty, I believe his Power Scepter is sincere in its apology.”
Oh, my god that was classic. He would never, ever live that down. You would make sure that would be carved in a hundred languages above his final resting place, even it if was a recycling vat. Hell, why wait for then? “Where do you sleep, anyway, Pharynx?”
Chrysalis waved a hoof. “Enough with the foreplay. I take it you are ready now?”
You hummed and rocked back and forth on your heels. “Not yet. Need some hydration and maybe…just maybe…a teeny-tiny bit of that royal Viagra shit that you make.”
Chrysalis’ eyes sparkled and she jumped up and down in anticipation. “Oh, Anon! This is going to be great! Very well, I accept your Meat Stick of Domination’s apology.” You smiled. She stopped smiling, maybe thinking she had been had. “What?”
“I just loved it when a female starts waxing lyrical about my dick.”
Oh they'll be true friends alright
If Ap emerges like a gay beetle deer she'll have to face so much assholey teasing from Anon that I have my doubts they're relationship would survive.
Eh, most likely it would. Specially considering his love (and lust) will give our favorite bug the power needed to win over Chrysalis. That and Anon will likely cheat by making her have sex with him during the duel
Now Anon only has to repeatedly and daily force Chrysalis to have sex with him, putting her into a pleasure induced comma. It could happen!!
Damn man, you're just trucking through these chapters, I love it!
Good job, god job! Little worried about Ap... for reasons, but good show.
And thus anon has a statue made of his proud rod and a plaque with every title it has earned xD
"I FUCKED MY WAY INTO THIS MESS, AND I'LL FUCK MY WAY OUT OUT OF IT!"
- Every Bard Ever
Do you think he could fuck The queen into submission I mean maybe with the princesses help fuck her to the point her mind breaks He can put a nice collar on her and she be his loyal little pet Or maybe convince her since the Princesses had growing in numbers It might be time to have more Queens because if not it’s a four verses one
If chrysalis finds out he could always bluff his way out by saying he'll self mutilate himself down under
Hmm. Human love is rather potent isn't it? Being around loved ones is energizing.
I wonder how this will play out.
Looking forward to more.
I love this, can't wait to see where it goes.
Okay did not see this coming til I read the chapter title. damn good twist.
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That said, who else thinks that when Ap comes out of the cocoon, that her transformation will be effected by Anon?
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Love the story, can't wait for more :)
Called it!
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Yea honestly I'm not seeing the problem here, assuming Anon can get them both on board he could in theory have a whole harem of Changling Queens, after all one good smut a week for each of them should easily fill them and the whole hive.
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Your avatar pic makes this comment all the more creepy.
Keep it up
You know what? I like Chitin too!
Best friends are inbound! Cool chapter.
I haven't read this yet because it didn't strike me as interesting, but I must applaud your dedication to drop a chapter everyday. That's incredible.
Lol they're basically married
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Anon's fuckin ego later (???)
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Oh god no, please no anthro.
Oh so that's what happened
Fuck, now the gay-lings are back. I mean uh, the rainbow changelings! Yay!
Don't actually hate the new ones, but they are such wimps compaired to their original selves.
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I have a question is Ap still going to be a big part of the story or no
.....is it bad that I still ship anon and Chrysalis?
okay
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Except mine. Ralphie Mudwallow. He's an older guy. Late 50s/early 60s (he doesn't actually know, or really care all that much.) because of the lucky roles I got he can jump about like he's still in his 20s). Speaks with a southern twang and is effectively a redneck-bard. Instead of collecting grand epics and tales of battles, he's more likely to tell you some goofy family-story involving one of his relatives named Phil (he's got like, 15 of them) and although he owns a rather nice-looking spell tome, rather than writing spells in it, he collects jokes and the occasional good insult whenever he hears them. Oh, and rather than sleeping around, he's just good-naturedly charming unless someone is rude. Then he gives them the bird and walks away.
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That does sound like it would go here.
Some stories write themselves, and the author is along for the ride.
The curveballs just keep coming! I can’t wait for the upcoming chapters.
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I think Ap would come out a bit more rainbow colored
I'm gonna have to say this will all end in tears... of laughter from us. Between Anon
bangingdistracting Chrysalis every time she gets near his room and Chitin already badly acting like Ap and turning away non-Queen visitors, this has all the hallmarks of a typical situational comedy.....Well, more than normal for the entire story so far.
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I also plead for no anthro...even the new Changelings are better then that
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I'm not sure WHAT they are calling them? I just called them shiny due to lack of knowledge of what the fandom is calling the distinction (likely cause Pokémon)
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I'm not usually against anthro, but I'm kinda hoping not this time. Still, i won't really be mad if she does, I just kinda like the idea of her better as a quadraped... I could get behind her maybe taking a bipedal combat form though. Combat forms are show canon and I'm kinda thinking that this story could still easily play it off as a high level changeling thing.
Thinking Ap would fit well with a sort of high speed aggressive martial arts style. Maybe something like Kraw Maga? (Probably totally misspelled that). From what I've seen, it's a pretty brutal and effective fighting style the spetznaz use and some members of the American military train into it in addition to the usual combatives training. It also seems to follow some important guidelines for realistic combat in that it often relies very little on fine muscle control which deteriorates in high stress situations and often leads into moves that could end a fight quickly and tries to do lots of damage early on. Could totally see Ap taking people apart like that.
Oh, this is a nice twist. I was very much expecting something else.
I look forward to Anon x Ap continuing. She's great.
I'm totally loving where this is going!
ALL HAIL QWEEN APRICA!!!
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I bless the rains down in AAAAAAAPRICA!!!!! 🎶🎵♫
Who wants chowdAGAAAAAGH !!!
She literally can not say it without throwing up.