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"Friendship is an island that you retreat to. And you fall on the floor and laugh at all the ninnies who don't have enough brains to have your good taste." --Ray Bradbury


Rarity's pearls are the loveliest Sweetie Belle and her friends had ever seen. They leave a big impression on Sweetie's date, but the grown ups have a puzzling reaction to Sweetie's taste in jewelry. Whatever is the problem?
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Funny, but messed up.

I know, but I couldn't NOT write this tale. I'm glad you liked it.

:rainbowlaugh: This was a wonderful read. I was in stitches by the time I got to the name of the store that the pearls *cough* came from.

(squee) Thanks!

Snnrk... :rainbowlaugh: I saw thos coming a mile off, but it was awesome :yay: thanks for the laugh :pinkiehappy:

Ahh, yes. :pinkiecrazy: I was hoping somepony would catch that reference.

Yesss! (fist pump) I'm glad you liked it.

You're welcome! Glad to see that I still have the touch.


Oh God, the images in my head right now... :rainbowlaugh:

Actually, I was thinking of a different kind of "pearl necklace" before reading this (still dirty, BTW), but I laughed once I figured out the joke. Yep, trust Pinkie and Rainbow to know what those were.

P.S.: I wonder how many tubes of toothpaste and bottles of mouthwash Sweetie went though when she found out what those were.

How many? As many as Sam's Club can provide.:rainbowlaugh:

That was pretty great. It made me laugh way too loud in a library.

Don't get me wrong, the story's good but... Why would someone use anal beads?

Some anal beads look like jewelry. Some adult toys that I've seen look like they belong in a modern art museum or a horror movie.

Before she slipped it back into Rarity’s necklace box, she removed the connecting thread and gave the middle pearl a big kiss.

Jesus Christ...


It was cute and funny until the last moment. XD I hope they were clean and, what are an*l beads? Do they go in your bottom for some reason?

Yes. Yes, they do. It takes all kinds of people to make the world interesting.:raritywink:

Adorable and messed up misunderstanding but hilarious nonetheless.

What the buck boogers did I just read?
*Proceeds to bang head on table*
Excuse me I can't stop laughing. Why. Why am I laughing at this?
*Mind* Because it be funny.

Thanks! I'm proud of this story. :raritystarry:

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