"Friendship is an island that you retreat to. And you fall on the floor and laugh at all the ninnies who don't have enough brains to have your good taste." --Ray Bradbury
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Rarity's pearls are the loveliest Sweetie Belle and her friends had ever seen. They leave a big impression on Sweetie's date, but the grown ups have a puzzling reaction to Sweetie's taste in jewelry. Whatever is the problem?
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Funny, but messed up.
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I know, but I couldn't NOT write this tale. I'm glad you liked it.
9018667
(squee) Thanks!
Snnrk...
I saw thos coming a mile off, but it was awesome 
thanks for the laugh 
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Wg8H-1CE4x0
My thoughts after reading this
9018667
I was hoping somepony would catch that reference.
Ahh, yes.
9018872
Yesss! (fist pump) I'm glad you liked it.
9018782
You're welcome! Glad to see that I still have the touch.
Oh God, the images in my head right now...
Actually, I was thinking of a different kind of "pearl necklace" before reading this (still dirty, BTW), but I laughed once I figured out the joke. Yep, trust Pinkie and Rainbow to know what those were.
P.S.: I wonder how many tubes of toothpaste and bottles of mouthwash Sweetie went though when she found out what those were.
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How many? As many as Sam's Club can provide.
That was pretty great. It made me laugh way too loud in a library.
Omg hahaahah
Don't get me wrong, the story's good but... Why would someone use anal beads?
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Some anal beads look like jewelry. Some adult toys that I've seen look like they belong in a modern art museum or a horror movie.
Jesus Christ...
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Heh-heh-heeehhh....
It was cute and funny until the last moment. XD I hope they were clean and, what are an*l beads? Do they go in your bottom for some reason?
9711356
Yes. Yes, they do. It takes all kinds of people to make the world interesting.
Adorable and messed up misunderstanding but hilarious nonetheless.
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Thanks!
What the buck boogers did I just read?
*Proceeds to bang head on table*
Excuse me I can't stop laughing. Why. Why am I laughing at this?
*Mind* Because it be funny.
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Thanks! I'm proud of this story.