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DakariKingMykan


I am an Anti-Brony, I hate MLP, so why am I here? Read this...! https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/769267/if-im-an-anti-brony-why-am-i-on-this-site

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wtf did i just read

They buttered their bread. Now they sleep in it.

(I know. Don't care.)

Comment posted by DakariKingMykan deleted Nov 9th, 2017

I wonder if people would even read this if I had written it. I'm not wanting to steal it, but it disgusts me, you know? People immediately dislike a story for the author without even bothering to read it. It's not who wrote it people! It's how it's written.

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It's not who wrote it people! It's how it's written.

to them it's BOTH.

1: Because I wrote it.

2: It's not written to their specifications

3: Even if it were, they will still downvote and mock it (I caught them saying so themselves) They don't care about improvement or stories, just bullying

Well, have to admit, don't like that the EQGs characters are getting killed too.

Then again, kinda enjoy how demented you get with their killings.

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Well, it's Rated M for foul language and GORE...

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So do unicornicopians get killed too? Like, if Count Logan is destroying the entire multiverse again, that means your ponies are victims too. right?

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This isn't Starfleet Magic, this is Friendship is Failure The Space don't exist here, but if they did, they, too, would, probably be in danger, but could fight much more effectively than the other heroes,

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Just curious, why did you decide to write stories about a show you hate on a site where people write stories about the same show that they love?

It's like going to videos you hate just to downvote them, leave a negative, Caps-lock comment, and then leave. It makes no sense, other than making others feel sad and angry at you.

Have you ever wondered why you're here?

Well. . . . I could be that guy and hate on it but I am going to just say that I am out on this story.

Hope you make dramatic improvements and wish you the best.

Once the paramedics and the police had picked up the punks and taken them away, Raven took care of Robin. She used her magic to put his busted tooth back in place, fixing it completely, and then there was the case of fixing his… rather dislocated dick!

You really can't dislocate a penis because it lacks bones or cartilage to do so. Sure, you can contort it out of shape, hack it to bits, or damage it via trauma, but dislocation can only be done through magic or reality warping.

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Ever watched King of the Hill?

Bobby kicked Hank in the nuts so hard, according to the doctor, his testicles were more than just busted, "They've been knocked INSIDE you"

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That's still not the penis. That's just the testicles. A penis consists of the testicles, ducts, prostate glands, and other parts that I can't remember.

Okay let me get this started, you want us to sympathize with Count Logan simply because he didn’t get the girl he wanted which is a shallow petty reason mind you but then he kills many ponies and decapitated a BABY. Seriously what the heck. You want people to sympathize with a child murderer all because he didn’t get the girl? You would have to have something fucked up with your thinking to do that.

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You are a very moronic and sloppy reader if you think it's just because he got dumped

If you bothered to read properly, you'd realize it's more than just a simple failed romance.

But get this into your head: I don't sympathize with BB for letting go of Terra, trying to move on, and letting her and the Titans get away with the behavior they inflict on him.

Comment posted by Autistic Techie deleted May 6th, 2018

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*Despite the lateness*

you and I have different defs of "IMPROVEMENT" and mine is as follows: "If I don't like it, it's NOT an improvement, but just the opposite "A Disgrace"

It just proved that everyone can die here

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Even Celestia can be destroyed (She;s only age immortal, but she can still be killed)

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I have something you would like to help me, again its your choice
I'll send the link and password in a Private message.

Dislocated Dick. Good one.

Also, why do all your stories, all your comments, and all the comments supporting you get downvoted to oblivion? Hell I bet just saying this will get this comment downvoted.

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Have you seen the way the people on this site behave?
That's why.

-Some even admit they don't actually READ the story, but just vote down to spite
-They don't like it when I get encouraged by ANYONE and thumb them down too (They even harshed on Tara Strong's twitter cuz she and I get along great instead of her being bad to me like they want)

...In the end, this site is full of a truckload of toxic bigots, morons, and ignoramuses

So many ponies, so many other creatures-- Dragons, Gryphons, Minotaur, alike-- raged the battles across the lands. Those that supported Light worked hard to maintain peace, order and love to the world, whereas those of Darkness spread chaos and destruction wherever they went, believing that Darkness should rule, and the Light was worthless and was to be extinguished.

Aren’t both important?

Twilight sighed, “I guess you’re right.” And she gazed down at the history book again, “I just really wish I knew what happened to those beings, or either of those books. Ponies have been looking for traces of either of them for a very long time and came up with nothing.”

So why are you?

“Oh, boy, do we.” Spike groaned, he remembered the last time; Discord threw one of his little tantrums. He turned all of Equestria upside-down, literally, so the sky was below and the ground was above. Food wouldn’t stay on your plate, fish fell out of the water, and ponies practically had to swing and climb from thing-to-thing so they wouldn’t fall downwards to the sky.

Wow

Rainbow didn’t seem as worried as she was, “Ah, bring ‘em on. We’ve already faced so many enemies before, and they always end up being defeated anyway. I don’t think there’s a magic or force anywhere that can stand up to us!”

She does realize that it’s technically their elements that defeat the enemies, right?

Honestly, so far the titans aren’t doing anything wrong. Well, except for raven.

Beast Boy didn’t know what to think about this. He felt a little flattered deep down, but he knew in his heart that no girl could ever replace his Terra and never would. Not to mention he wasn’t so sure other girls would even give him the time of day from what he had experienced.

You sure about that? Because Terra wasn’t all that good looking.

Starfire noticed this as well, “I am certain you will soon have girls coming in the non-stop, and soon you will have the happiness you desire… just as I do with Robin.”

Actually, that’s a good point. If robin, a regular human is willing to date an alien, then beast boy has a chance.

“…We can’t just keep an empty and unoccupied bedroom.” said Cyborg. That’s when Raven came along with a box full of things he recognized all too well. “Hey! This is all my stuff!” he growled.

Actually, that’s a good point. What’s the point in having a room that’s not being used?

Everyone had flashbacks of every enemy they had ever fought-- Nightmare Moon, Discord, The Changelings, King Sombra, Lord Tirek, Sunset Shimmer, The Dazzlings, and even Starlight Glimmer.

Wait a minute, they didn’t do anything against sunset and the dazzlings. As for the others they were kind of getting their a**es kicked.

“Come on, Twilight, buck up.” said Spike “It could still all be just a mistake and everything is just you have nightmares from studying about those two tomes too hard.”

Did he not listen to luna?

The last punk, though scared out of his wits, grabbed the gun, “Okay, freak! Have some of this!” and he shot Beast Boy hard in the knee, injuring him again! This time, Beast Boy fell over, and he transformed back into his regular shape. His transformation helped to heal his wounds faster, but he was still in a bit of pain from the two shots he had taken.

Doesn’t a t rex have durable scales?

Every one of them was creped out by this, especially Raven. “Please don’t look at this.” She said to the others. Robin shut his eyes while Starfire and Cyborg turned their backs to her. Raven, disgustedly, placed her hands on Robin’s swollen dick and used her magic to set it right, reducing the swelling and everything.

How is that even possible?

“Take it easy, Star.” said Robin, but he, too, demanded that answer to which the photographer replied, “Look, the paper’s only interested in you four Titans. You’re the juicy news. You’ve always been. Nobody really likes Beast Boy. Heck, even I don’t really like him.”

He’s literally a green kid who can turn into animals.

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Actually, that’s a good point. If robin, a regular human is willing to date an alien, then beast boy has a chance.

Robin is Handsome...

Starfire is Beautiful...

BB is a Freak, and he's green. Girls don't like him (Judge him before understanding him)

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He’s literally a green kid who can turn into animals.

they still don't think he's cool...

People in trouble don't even want his help. "Why can't I be saved by one of the cool Titans, instead of you?!"

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Being green isn’t really a big thing.

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So the girl who’s half demon is cool?

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Some people don't like the color green. The second the see it, they think "EWWWWWW,.."

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But they like the half-demon?

Spike felt sick to his stomach, so did Twilight, but she looked all around the area. “What in the world happened here?” she asked quietly and fearfully. So many dead bodies of all the students at Canterlot High, even Principal Celestia and Vice Principal Luna were among the pile, and very dead!

Honestly, I never liked those bitches. So whoever did that did the world a favor.

Finally, they saw her; Sunset Shimmer, at least it was her head… just the head, no body!

Where the body at? Is it still walking around?

His minions all sighed at the pleasant thought of erasing all worlds. “And then…” said Pyrus, “We can all live happily in our new world; a world made just for us, and never have to suffer from the problems and wickedness of others again.”

What makes her think that?

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They probably don't know she's half demon.

they think she's pretty...
or they like her for her magic...
or even just for her cloak and hood...

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That actually makes sense.

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