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Dreadnought


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Featured on 18 June 2017!
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Pinkie Pie has a thermonuclear weapon and she's not afraid to use it.:pinkiehappy:
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Not related to any other stories I've written.
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My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and all related content is owned by Hasbro. CYA.

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This better get featured, because it's explosively spectacular! :pinkiecrazy:

Should I pack my bags? The description makes me think it's unsafe to sit in front of this monitor. :moustache:

Pinkie you fucking idiot

happy to see this super amazing firework! They would remember it for the rest of their lives!

the whole 6 milliseconds of it.

Next up: Pinkie is the Bomb! Pinkie Pie discovers the magic of ISIS!

North Korea's not poor due to sanctions, they're poor due to walling off their entire country and forcing state-control of everything. They only developed nukes under Kim Jung Il (father of the current fat bastard in charge) to try and scare the rest of the world into giving them aid. That's the mentality of dictators who have it told to their people that the leaders never fart and ride sacred unicorns... I am not joking. They're cray-cray to a level that disturbs even me.

The ending... what the hell? Dude, you spoiled the punchline entirely by going too far. It should have ended at the explosion. But you went "Jingle All the Way" and ruined the one joke you had by just heaping stuff on top of it.

Shame about the ending. You could have turned Ponyville into "The Zone" from S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
Wasted opportunity. :(

Oh, man, that was a pretty dark ending, despite the humor. Even worse, you wiped out the EQG world along with Ponyville.

I do have to say, I was kind of expecting the guy who sold Pinkie that thing to be like this guy.

Before I read this, what is the Dark tag for ?
And how bad does it get ?

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Think Dr. Strangelove. Nothing gory though.

Dreadnought

“Ah,” whined Pinkie Pie. “It’s just that I’m in charge of the Ponyville Days festival and I was looking for something that would blow everypony away. You sure you don’t have anything bigger?”

This is where I started laughing
Good job

That turned dark very quickly. :fluttershyouch:

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