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now i really want Celestia to burn for what she's done. manipulating people, ruining people's lives, creating daylight savings time. there's just no low she won't sink to.
Time to teach some trivia! This is off the top of my head, so I may be wrong. When Franklin invented DST, it was mainly so that farming families would have "more" daylight in the day during the summer months to make it easier for harvest. It resets in fall/winter because crops don't really grow at that time anyway.
Oof. You're doing really well with these heavy hitting chapters y'know.
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Question mark (???)
Ouch Celestia is definitely not wanting for Twilight and Shining Armour be a thing. Hopefully Cadance and Shining Armour will tell Twilight when they find out.
That stray "s" on Daylight Saving Time made my eyes twitch for some reason.
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Cadance has satisfied my lawnmower fetish...yisssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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Oh...
Is that how you think it will go?
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Well that would have been my guess.
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I must agree, that last one can be a pain.
It would be a pretty funny plot twist if the bonsai tree but at the end had no metaphorical meaning and was just Celestia being parsnickity about her plant.
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DST has nothing to do with farming (and why should it? The most labour heavy times are the the spring to plant the crops and fall to harvest it while DST covers mostly the summer which is with some exeptions not harvest time also farmers can just set and adjust their own working hours so why should they care about the official time?)
DST is/was an attempt to cut down on energy use by removing the need for heating and lighting by adjusting the official hours towards the time the sun is up.
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TIL, thank you
a vary heated chapter, in a totally different way.
i know understand way Twilight totally flips shit upon getting a wedding innovation.
in a way i fell for twily and shining.
I would love a completely rational fic where a human scientist calmly tells Luna/Nightmare Moon exactly what would happen if she got her wish for Eternal Night. Cue her slowly dawning horror as the scientist gently explains plants begin to die, the temperature gradually drops, food becomes scarce, ponies war over what's left out of desperation, foals and elderly start to die first... "And in the end, you'll be ruler of a cold, dead world." Ponies have every goddamn right to hate Luna/NMM, whether she's your sister or not, you bitch.
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I was about to yell at the author he almost dropped his train sized metaphor on my foot at the end. I mean, the THUD of it was deafening.
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Problem is their relationship seems more like it's on lust than love. Like... I want to see Cadence play a private Ogres and Oubliettes campaign with Shining.. and enjoying it so much she indulges in night elf roleplay. Or some sweet sweet cuddles.
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it has been proven to significantly increase the risk of heart failure, so yeah, i'd imagine it could be a pain
This is so cheesy it's cringy.
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giggity
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Damn.
Oh.
You went there.
As a Spike fan (who has kind of had similar thoughts), I don't disapprove.
Kind of the wording........did this reporter by chance have sex with another pony they interviewed who was actually a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist who made a high tech suit of armor?
When that bit with Spike came up
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Thank you writing god
I have a hard time thinking that Celestia wouldn't have had a smoother handling of that situation.
Like, "Nightmare Moon is a grossly distorted legend bearing only tangential resemblance to actual events, started by a cult wishing to besmirch my sister's name. It is pathetic that on the eve of her return, their vain attempts to foul it have had such success. for instance, they got her size and coat color entirely wrong."
Wow... this story is right up there with the best Twining fics on the site. I love your detail, and the writing style. Not unlike the works of V.C. Andrews, you make us hate the situation, rather than the ponies involved in that situation. You raised many interesting points about incest, and I frequently asked myself, what I would do in Night and Velvet's case, if I had two children who loved each other more than was strictly proper.
That said, this latest chapter tore my heart out, and stomped on it, both with the dialogue between the two sisters, and Twilight's heartfelt confession. I'm not sure how you're characterizing Cadence here. She seems as if she doesn't really love Shining, especially not the way that Twilight does.
Literary thoughts aside, speaking as a reader, It feels sooo unfair for Shiny to reject Twilight because she's his sister, as we know CADENCE IS HIS SISTER TOO!!! Sweet (or heinous) Celestia, I cannot WAIT for you to drop THAT bombshell.
P.S.: This comment focuses not nearly enough on how much you've made me hate Celestia, Shakes. Seriously. I want her to burn in pony hell for this. I typically view Celestia as an incompetent ruler who sends Twilight to do her dirty work on the best of days, so it's hard to realistically go much lower than that. Congrats man. She needs to burn for this.
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As we all know...
https://youtu.be/O5CA6yRzAg4?t=2m49s
Am I the only one to have read that in this voice?
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A’ight, I think this is my third time reading through this, and this has bugged me every time though I’ve managed to avoid being ‘That Guy’ ‘till now. Bonsai is not a type of tree, it’s a method of root binding that prevents the tree (which could be just about any species) from growing past a certain size as you slowly shape and train it. If Celestia has a massive bonsai tree, that’s just a sign that she has no clue how to grow a tree in bonsai.
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Also, fiction.
My current fascination and expectations for this story can best be summed up with a line from another, penned by a rather brilliant author.
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> sit down at your computer after a hard day of work
> feel burnt out
> get greeted by a comment like this
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> comment quotes a 'brilliant author'
> TFW you realize they are quoting you
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Bonsai tree: a tree made useing the bonsai method
Bonsai: the process by which a bonsai tree is made
the former doesn't stop being such just cause you unbound its roots and let it grow
the distinct and unique pasterns generated via the process of growing a bonsai and shaping it remain even as the tree grows to massive size [in fact there are examples of this in japan today, the make beautiful garden pieces.
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You forgot blinding countless of her subjects with having the sun in their eyes when they wake up. The sadist.
I'm going to explain, in exhaustive detail, someday soon why I loathe your Celestia, her plan, and why such a thing is so. Understand this is not a detriment against you as an author. In fact, kudos to you good sir for being able to draw such feelings from me. I no doubt will upset you here, and if you feel the need to ban me, delete this message, be angry with me, or any combination of them, you have every right to do so and I understand. That said, allow me to get this out of the way before I write up why I feel this way (which will take some time as I need to compile my notes and crunch the numbers a bit more)...
Up yours you woogly haired, child buying, amoral, sister kissing testament to the benefits of post term abortion You deserve to be alone. You deserve to sit at a table before a sumptuous feast surrounded by splendour and an adoring populace and the respect of a world and sit across from an empty seat and know no one is there and will never be there. You deserve an empty existence of a empty womb as empty as your philosophy and skull you great white idiot, and deserve to be reminded by Kibitz, his son, his son's son, and all their descendants with the occasional mare because I am nothing if not one for equality that you, Celestia, are utterly undeserving of giving or recieving love, the anathema of a changeling. I haven't read Alabastards yet, but I believe her filly is named Pearl, correct. I want Pearl to cross the veil of time and space, look you in the eye, and tell you she'd rather gotten dug out with a rusty coat hanger the moment her brain had formed well enough to be able to begin to conceive such a notion of having this Celestia be the one who birthed.
If I was one of your little ponies Celestia, I'd pray for you every day. And rest assured, it would be for anything but your well being
And I should also mention I'm not all that fond of Luna here either, because she knows its wrong, but continues to allow it to happen
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I can't help but get super annoyed at all the commenters that are saying they hate Celestia, and that she's a terrible pony. All she's doing is trying to bring back an extinct species, and she's doing it in the most caring and careful way possible. She's not forcing anypony to do anything against their will, and she does everything in her power to make sure they're happy in the end. She feels immense remorse from the more gruesome times with the birth defects, showing she's just like everypony else with feelings and regrets.
"Celestia brandished her garden sheers and pruned the offending branch before it caused any problems for her grand design."
SYMBOLISM!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbsWQqnWS_s
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Heeyyy... there is nothing Bad about being ThatGuy!
I really don't like these implications.
Great chapter though.
Alrighty, that was pretty fun to read, a lot of dramatic shouting, gonna need some epic music for this chapter. Recorded :).
Unfortunately while Celestia has a good cause she do hurt others with it constantly. But in the end Eternal Leadership has two upsides that make it worth it:
- If they screw up Nature than they actually will have to suffer trough it.
- They can actually work the longest to make things better and don't have to fear the next generation bring ruine to anything.
Like the traditional corporations/familie businesses.
*throws a model of the tornado steam engine at Spike* Nope he’s still asleep.
Shining Armor rather face this than Twilight, his sister in love with him...
Twilight thirst level is critical...
Once its revealed they are all family they might have a family bonding experience?
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But don't worry: