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This is a Shakespearicles fic. I’m expecting something between Spike and Thorax. Not to say I expect it because it’s those two, but because thorax is a changeling. That’s an itch of potential begging to be scratched. I’m sure it’ll
probablydefinitely be weird.Holy
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It's almost as if his inclusion in this story is important to the central narrative arc...
So, Twilight, who really needs an outlet for her feelings towards Shining, just took home a shapeshifter who feeds on love.
GEE, I WONDER WHERE THIS COULD BE GOING?
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To spike getting it on with him of course.
Must these silly ponies keep tempting Murphy?! I am starting to think you enjoy tormenting them so. Well let's see what happens if a changeling can impregnate a pony what is produced.
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Hell spawns
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Damn, I can’t wait for the changelings, most likely Pharynx, to get past all the nannies security because... we’ll there fucking changelings it’s kind of their whole deal.
Also poor Thorax, though I do get it. I was a little disappointed when Shining forgave him in the show, was hoping for a little more of a grudge there, Thought it was Spike, his little brother, who was the one that convinced him so go figure.
But I’m sure it will lead to a lot of grand lewdness along the way, rejoice.
First off, Happy Easter
on
And now for recommended daily dosage Of Reminderall that Celestia is a cunt:
Celestia is a cunt. For visual reference please look between Lina Dunham legs and after gouging out your eyes with the nearest sharp instrument or very understanding partners cock you have at hand, say "That's Celestia all right."
And it wouldn't be so bad, I think, if Celestia was a sociopathic 4th degree chess master or just plain manipulator, but nope, she has to actually try to be a decent person aside that, which makes her actions all the worse.
That aside, fuck you Celestia. You took on the burden of Cadence's upbringing, its your responsiblity.
I've come to take the position that while one is influenced by ones upbringing to an extreme degree, on is not defined by it nor should one make it use it as an excuse in any b. Some people come from abject squallor and misery, are nearly killed and severely abused and turn into God's gift to humanity, some are given every opportunity and all the love, discipline, and support anyone could ask for and turn out shit.
You are who you choose to be. No excuses.
And I can see where this is goi....
Gah, I knew it, up yours Shining,
Huh? This has happened a few times, but theres a few weird italicizings this time around? What you owe Francesco Griffo and have to work that particular writing tool til its inside out or something?
HAPPY RANDOM NUMBERED DAY SINCE YOUR LAST ENTIRELY ARBITRARY DESIGNATED TIME OF CELEBRATION FLURRY
<Cherub swats with rolled up magazine>
FUCK OFF YOU JUMP TO THE LEFT HAVING THUNDER THIGH AFFLICTED FAT ASS
So Cherub raped them Except for the who invoked the ancient rite of
Are we going to gloss over the fact your world destroying genocidal autonomy violating purple tub of guts started her bullshit because some future twink fucked off out of town because he had the unmitigated gaul to be given a golden opportunity?
So the Celestia Gambit?
aww,no bug son
Oh Shining, don't feel bad... because it didn't happen. Stallions can't be raped, everyone knows that! And if you could, well, then it would just be hilarious, wouldn't it?
I just started watching totally legit recaps TODAY!
I’m on that episode right now, I had to pause and double check.
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Do tell?
They aren't extinct. They merely somehow bred the immortal strain from their species. I don't know how, but God probably retroactively punished the lot because Celestia's a sister porking monster
Fair enough, but she is leaning heavily on her position. They assume she is right not because she is but because she's the Princess so she must be right/
And that makes her actions all the more horrific. Morality, or at the very least uneccesary furthering of the abject misery of the world, do not begin or end with intentions or feelings.
But its not her species at risk. Her species merely suffers from a genetic disorder that she seems hellbent on not looking to biomancy or any other avenue to fix because she wants a baby. And why she doesn't fuck Shining to get it is beyond me.
I remember when Thanos was just an unambiguous id looking to impress Death by killing half the world of everything
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Uhh... that’s basically what Chekhov’s Gun means.
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Her Heliocentric hating Highness's Hunky Himbo Harem
...that hit a bit too close to home right now.
Man, I really hope that bloodstain on the cover pic is indicative of current issues between Twilight and Shining and is not a foreshadowing of even worse events yet to come.
I just imagine one guard leaning in to another and saying 'Sentry' and getting 'Hail Hydra... uh, I mean lane' in response.
"up ten meters..."
Yeah, because equestria, developed by America, ruled by an active monarchy, REALLY strikes me as the kind of country to use metric instead of something more normal and befitting the setting and development like, you know, feet, inches, miles, and etc. I mean, dude, horses are literally measured in hand heights.
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Yeah. That's what I said. Salt.
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Wait for it Cadance, you will have a big surprise :v
Well, still enjoying the story overall. But the whole rewriting of a whole episode is now long passed being gratuitous. You could crop most of these chapters and summarize the episode in a paragraph--which you've done, but only a little--and still have the same result.
Its not good to read upwards of 10k words just to have a couple extra sentences rewritten into a joke as a pay off. That just wastes the readers time. I'm exaggerating, but thats what it feels like.
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Technically the chow was animated in Canada and most of the voice actors are Canadian.
Sounds like a “quote from DWK
Absolutely priceless 'pretend to be retarded'.
The Badass nurse maids are how i wish royal guards are, so black ops are even more hard ass than them.
This nurse elite guards are now my head canon, further are the usually royal guards are normal guards in that case.
Seriously, in canon they are useless BUT Fimfiction made them in some stories really breath taking.
Pretending to be retarded, absolutely priceless ♡
Yeti do not exist in this universe? The guards talked about it before the empire returned.
Than again Celestia might have terminated races that are nothing but trouble makers.
The Yeti seem to fit that, no contribution to anyone only better eliminated.
Though that makes we wonder why Tirek wasn't killed than...