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Twilight Sparkle, in an attempt to make trips to Canterlot quicker, tries to create a magical doorway. However the doorway leads to the bedroom of a very surprised human on Earth. Expect some romance, light comedy, tears and coffee.

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It could use a bit more detail on how their friendship progressed through the months. But otherwise it's quite interesting.:twilightsmile:

hmm it went by fast i was hoping for more back story and such but it was a good read

Hm... I like the fact that the relationship happened after after several weeks and not immediately in the blink of an eye. I'm not a very huge fan of HiE stories but you certainly made it unique with the "both sides waygate".

Two words.
Needs Dialogue. Love how you are going into description with everything, but it NEEDS MORE DIALOGUE!

"Man and pony came together as one"

I spat air laughing at this line.

Finally, my internet connection is back up and running. It's been a long couple of days.

804157 - Yes, this will be covered in later chapters. There will be flashbacks which will fill in the empty spaces.

804208 - It's not over yet. Part of this was just testing the waters to see how well it was received. No point in writing a lot if there's no audience for it is there? :pinkiehappy:

805485 - A door swings both ways but who's to say that both ways lead to the same place? :twilightsmile:

806137 - Dialogue is a little harder for me to do. It takes a lot of thought to try to speak like the characters in question and usually they wind up all sounding alike as I have a tendency to just write on the fly. But I'll see if I can include more in future chapters.

806483 - Point taken. I rushed the ending and that's never a good thing to do. Hopefully I'll have worked out more of the kinks in my writing muscles in the next chapters.

Next chapter should be up for posting in about a week or so or sooner if I can get past this current block.

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EDIT: Nevermind. Didn't read your full comment.

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Joe,

The issue was not a rushed ending. My amazement comes from the fact that the English language was used to produce "Man and pony came together as one". Now I've seen everything, all poetry and prose are fulfilled. It's time to pack it up.

Shakespeare could never have imagined.

Oh SNAP! The new Dialogue is really nice BTW.

"the memories of what happened last night came flooding back to him and admittedly for a moment, he felt a little weird. After all, he spent a good portion of last night having sex with a pony."

Joe,

I was hoping for more gems like this. You did not disappoint. This time I was drinking iced tea and somehow managed not to spew it everywhere.

Why is Celestia using the royal we?:rainbowderp:

love the story and ceap it going. sorry bed english

Marvelous! Excellent chapter.
hmm... You know, a little drama caused by maybe one of her friends might be just what this story needs... I just hope for not too much discrimination from Ponyville's inhabitants, but it'll be interesting to see what you do in the future nonetheless.

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It's funny you mention drama, because there is something leading up involving a certain cerulean pony. Not to name names or anything. :rainbowlaugh:

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I can only imagine... (----> :trixieshiftright: <-----, right?)

Cool story bro!

Keep the chapters coming!

Let's see... Rainbow Dash is cyan... Trixie is azure... Colgate is cornflower blue... I have no idea who this CERULEAN pony is. Although Trixie has started being a frequent villain in HiE stories... So...

i love this chapter.
i hope to see the next chapter soon.
good job and ceap up the good work

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That's what I get for trying to be subtle. I don't want to give anything away as I'm still working out the details but I have left some hints here and there. Although that might also be misdirection, or this comment could be. Time will tell. :derpytongue2:

And thanks to all for the comments, I really appreciate it. It's been a long time since I wrote anything and I'm glad that I least I have an audience that likes what it is I'm saying.

D'aaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Comment posted by TheSlowOne deleted Sep 21st, 2018

I wonder who the mysterious watcher is. Rainbow is the most likely candidate due to her suspicious nature.

Here comes the foals :twilightsmile:

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I'm pretty sure I know who. (For reals this time :rainbowwild:)

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Me too

Also, what's with hoodie Lyra whom always vanishes from sight and memory after a brief conversation. I've seen her in several different stories... Am i missing something?

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You and me both. Have no idea what's up with that.

880330 880346 That version of Lyra is from the story "Background Pony". I read the first chapter and decided that I wasn't going to read the rest until it was finished and I knew whether it would have a happy ending or not, since it was really well written and I'm a sissy about well-written sad stories.

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HOLY SHIT! I remember that damn story! :pinkiegasp:
How did i not figure it out!!! :twilightangry2:

(Maybe because i never did read that story...)

:3 If you're going to reference Background Pony, shouldn't you be using colored text when Lyra gives her name? :P

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Bingo. And considering I mentioned it at the beginning of the story, kudos for picking it up. :pinkiehappy:

As for the mysterious watcher, there's no reason why it is there can't be more than one of them. :twilightoops: Let's not forget AJ doesn't seem to trust Rick, RD is nowhere to be seen, Lyra is never remembered after a few moments and we haven't heard much from Spike now have we? :trixieshiftright:

But all shall be revealed in time. And once again, thanks to all for reading.

Capital! New chapter!
Loved it :rainbowkiss:

Great chapter.
You're quickly becoming my favorite author on this site. :raritywink:

5 mustaches for you!
:moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:

"Well, originally I just saw her as a tiny lavender unicorn."

Oh, Joe. Always worth it.

love the chapter. but i have a fealing thet somthing is going to heapen and thet it's not going to be good.
you ar good really good :pinkiehappy:

Wasted Twilight is cute!

Part of her wished he was an actual stallion.
He's not going to turn into a stallion (if he does, your choice), but she is so gonna get pregnant, isn't she (again, your choice)?

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No, he's not turning into a stallion.

The idea there was simply while she didn't want to get pregnant at the beginning of the story, by the end part of her wishes that maybe she had. Although I'm placing the blame on her hormones on that. :twilightsmile:

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Just seen way too many HiE stories where a human gets a pony pregnant. If it was a humanized mane six, then I would probably be 'ok' with it.

..It was not.

"...but nobody really wanted to hear about Fluttershy's rabbit."

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Okay man, I can tell you stole some crap from Xenophilia. That whole, 'cooler' thing. Yea, just letting you know that I knew.

I have a funny feeling she will be 'knocked-up' later on :trollestia:

920440 I totally was about to call attention to that.:pinkiecrazy::facehoof:

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The term yes and possibly the concept but I think it makes sense in the context given. A device that cools off a mare when she's in heat and I honestly didn't know what else to call it. :twilightoops: But you never know, ideas like this is how the fandom grows. Look at Lyra, there are so many stories out there where she's interested in humans or of becoming human. It might not be cannon, but it's made it's way into enough stories that it could be considered correct in the fandom. So a society where mares outnumber stallions and there's the occasional heated moments, there's going to have to be a way for them to work through this especially if there's no other way to combat it.

I didn't want to describe it although judging from Fluttershy's reaction it does have... sexual connotations. But more on that later.

horrible memories of that accursed Beating The Heat fanfic.........................

wondering why that cooler bit seemed familiar......:rainbowwild:.....xeno really needs to update soon but oh well.................>.>.....honestly the "heated" dialogue almost made me rage quit because it was bordering at teasing............:facehoof:
<,<........keep it up

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