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A 30 minute writing challenge to take as many Mary Sue tropes and ideas as I could think of and put them all together. As the short description reads, a Mary Sue character who is supposed to be an everyman but is actually nothing more than a thinly disguised author self-insertion.

It's not intended to be taken seriously and It's written poorly on purpose.

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NEEDS MOAR CLICHES!

Oh god the lols in this. I like. :rainbowlaugh:

I'm rockin' the Marty look right now

Brilliant. Fucking glorious. 10/10, let me have your babbys.

Seriously, though, this was good. I liked this.

This is so fucking epic! :rainbowkiss:
I lol'd hard to this! :rainbowlaugh:
And i wasn't so happy at the end, but still this is so funny!

PS: What's up with the thumbs down? I don't get it! :rainbowhuh:

marty-stu is srsly best pony. why so many thumbs done for real guys?

Defenition of "Mary-Sue":

"A female character who is so perfect that she is annoying. The name originated in a very short Star Trek story that mocked the sort of female characters who showed up in fanfiction. It usually refers to original female characters put into fanfiction, but can refer to any character.

Mary-Sues are characters who are usually extraordinarily gorgeous, amazingly talented, unusually powerful, and exceedingly attractive to whoever the author has a crush on. They often possess ridiculously fancy and pretentious first names -- Angel, Raven, Jewel, Lorelei Bianca Julia Marizza Snape -- and are very, very annoying.

Mary-Sue is often abbreviated to 'Sue.' The male equivelant is either Marty-Stu or Gary-Stu."

This story is pretty much spot on. Great job. :rainbowlaugh:

Another story?
All I have to say is LOL! :rainbowlaugh:
OMG! That was great!:yay:
I've read Mary Sue fics before but this one was the best.

5 moustaches! :moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:

I read all this aloud using my Bill Cosby voice.

It made it funnier.

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That was the whole point. Although I really should have called him Gary Stu. Oh well, you live and you learn.

970131 The real definition is ""A character that is never challenged by the story""

5525078 Hey, gimme a break. That comment was from a long time ago: I couldn't even spell 'definition' right.

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