Lyra has you over "for" dinner. After waking up you try to escape, only to find every exit blocked. With the house enchanted to weaken you and protect them your luck is running out.

Warning: 2nd-person
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/anthropophagy
(because this word is so cool, it is not in any spell-check)

I learned about this word and my mind created this monstrosity. Plotted it in bed upon awaking, the last chapter is just some added fluff.