A little spinoff story to Captain Unstoppable's fanfic, He Asked What?!
Rainbow Dash wants to get back at her coltfriend, Big Macintosh.
She doesn't want to hurt him.
She doesn't want to leave him.
She doesn't want any drama.
She just wants some way to tease Mac that he can't ignore or brush off. Some kind of vulnerability. A weak point, maybe.
Things get out of hand, fast.
(A side-story thing written as part of a bribe/fic trade with Captain Unstoppable. Seriously, this is all his fault. I am SO SORRY, you guys.)
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Love this story! Great MacDash and interactions! Thanks for an amazing story, and I hope you like my story as much as I liked yours!
Fruit racism....
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But in all seriousness, it was a great little story. I was admittedly half expecting half hoping it to be an Age of Iron story, if only for the chance of hearing the terrible, terrible, relationship advice the Iron Warriors and their compatriots would give. But I thought it was an excellent story and kind of nice to see you branching out. Can't wait to read what comes next,
Kind Regards,
Marxyhooves
Oh, that was golden.
Better for her to be tasting pears than tasting "your" apples, right AJ? 
And Dashmac leads to Lunamac. So don't be too sorry.
This story was highly entertaining, I really liked how sweet Dash and Big Mac's relationship is like and how little tact RD expresses such as the nookie comment. Gotta say that I liked how Pinkie helped out RD in coming with tactics to annoy Mac while Shy gave excellent reconciliation advice. Still, I liked how the Apple family reacted to that pear incident and how RD concluded the story by sending Celestia a letter of what she learned from her experience along with her newfound knowledge of the existence of fruit racism. Thanks for the amazing story.
You know, I haven't laughed out loud at a story in a long time. Great job on that part. My only complaint about the whole thing is the "pear hating" thing is a bit... ugh, look, I tried to find another way to say this, but... well, low hanging fruit. The whole time I was waiting for it to be some kind of big thing. Like, AJ's parents were killed by a pear farmer or something. DUmb, I know, but the fruit racism thing Seems kinda too silly for the vibe you were going for.
Still, great story, friend!
So, they hate pears just... because? And I'm just supposed to sit back and accept that with no explanation?
Great story, though!
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Yeah, I kind of figured that I might lose points for using a tiresome fandom trope, but I couldn't think of anything better.
Regardless, I can assure you that trying to rationalize the fruit discrimination would only have made it cheaper and sillier.
Finally!!!
That will have ticklish consequences!
Good story!
But I still have one question:
What's an "Omega Protocol"?
(You didn't exactly answer that one.)
7025820 Omega is used as the name for a worst case scenario plan. That's what I think it means in this context.
And, Fluttershy is now redder than an apple.
Damn I thought there was gonna be some devastating reason why they hates pears, like their parents died chocking on them or something! Damn..
Why don't you ever explain the pears?
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Because there is no explanation I could come up with that could justify that kind of psychosis.
Better to leave it to your imagination.
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Pears are a direct competitor to the apples and for each pear bought means less money and harder work for the apples to push their products so it would be understandable that they would perpetuate the ideal onto the younger ones after their parents passed of "apple good, pear evil"
This was amazing, man! Great work!
Gotta watch those non-apple fruits. Ap-pear-ances can be deceiving...
Okay great funny story!
BUT I'm still bewildered on why the apple's hate pears!
Kind of ironic here, now. Now that we know that Mac and AJ's mother was a pear....