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Uncle Smiles
Been getting a weird vibe lately. Disease, dispair and distrust. A sinister cloud of looming uncertainty.
Uncle Smiles
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How can't you say no to overcoats, their badass :P
6849978 I know, right?
6849978 "Exactly the reason I was wearing one"
Vol please, just shut up.
"I've been silent long enough."
For two whole minutes.
"...Your point?"
Nothing, forget I said anything.
How many worlds have Vol even destroyed over the years?
6851015 "Hmm. Good question."
*Sounds of keyboard typing*
"I looked it up and 790,666"
6851019 Holy shit
Vol is now my favorite chaos god and will be forever.
Also Vol would you and the author of this story like to be my friends because ive only gotten one friend on this site so far and if you accept it would make me really happy.
6851023 he's Chaos itself. He's Father (if you don't know who it is already) is the god.
6851035 "Friend? And why is that?
Dude chill.
"It's just a quetion"
6851051 I would just like some new friends Vol and i like both of you and see you both as great friends. I like the author because he writes my favorite stories and i like you Vol cause your chaos incarnate and the most badass thing to ever exist. And no im not hitting on any of you cause im not gay and yes im a boy my age is secret.
6851065 "Don't you have a gay uncle?"
Shut up
"Oh by my fathers beard you do!"
Fuck off!
"I guess that means yes."
...Yes.
Sure why not.
6851077 Thank you Author and thank you Vol you're general is on standby.
Thank you both for becoming my friends i cant describe how happy i am right now
6851085 "I prefer acquaintances"
Same thing, you fuck!
6851093 No Vol General meaning you send me to worlds that you think are to primitive for you to even bother destroying. So you send me to that world and you give me the abilities of cloning, instantly knowing how to use a weapon after ive touched it, not dying of any natural causes like starvation, diseases etc etc and spawning any weapon from this site and my clones gets the information on the weapons ive touched at the same time i do like if i touch a tank and i get the information they receive it at the same time. Don't worry Vol all the worlds i destroy still goes to your list of destroyed worlds.
Dialogue needs improvement
6851279 I know. Just give me some time.
Hey Vol have you read my last comment?
6851495 "I would've if this Jackhole wasn't busy."
I'm helping my mother buy a couple of things in the Supermarket.
"So?"
So? So it means I care!
6851508 Lol the author sometimes is such a nerd and a pussy am i right Vol
6851513 "...We take offence to that."
6851516 What do you mean by that vol?
6851521 "I'm him as much as he is me"
What he means is We are one
*Queue Dramatic Music*
"No, no, no. It means something else, I can't remember now."
Okay? So now what?
"Now, I'm going to get a seventy inch plasma wide screen T.V"
Really?
"With Netflix."
You want 3d with that?
"No! That's a stupid Fucking gimmick and everyone knows it!"
6851534 Hey Vol have you read my long comment about me being your general?
6851542 "yup"
Have you decided?
"Yup"
And?
"No"
Why?
"What's the fun in having another guy do your work?"
Elaborate.
"I enjoy my work, and I'm not giving it no privileges to nobody!"
Um, okay?
"I rest my case."
6851555 Well at least i tried but the good is that im still your friend
Hey Author can you please adopt this story because i like really much but the real author of the has lost interest and is going to delete it so i thought you might wanted to adopt it or you can see it like this if you do it you'll make me really happy.
6851838 I already got a lot of things on my plate
6851869 Damnit its just its a good story but the author is going to delete the story.
6851869 I hope this story doesn't get cancelled, although I don't think Vol would let it happen... I think
6852615 "Of course I wouldn't, even if it did I'd hunt the shit out of him."
Do I get a say in this?
"Does it involve blood and death?"
No..
"And like that you lost me."
...Riiight.
"Whatever, I'm going to chillax like a bala."
You do that.
6852816 Fun
We see what thou hath done with dovahzul for the name. Well done
6854742 "Shit! The jig is up, run!"
Assmunch that's my laptop!
"Mine now, biatch!!"
Thou cannot escape Us
6854770 He's gone. And he took my laptop.
*Head smacking the table*
Why!?
6854777 *pulls out laptop*
Got it.
Its nice to see he's not a complete prick
Hey Author are you and Vol like the two voices in deadpool's head because Vol said to one of my earlier comments that your the same person does mean your two separate "what cha call" inside one body?
6855447 "Uhh, I think so"
I don't even know anymore.
Why am I picturing him coming back with a different shirt?
Instead of a TFS DBZA, he returns wearing a RT RvB one.
'There is a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think I walk that line every day of my life.'
6855572 "Ha! Maybe."
Shit.
Is someone gonna die? I hope so.
Feel free to use Our OC, Arcane Spectrum, Twilights daughter in your story.
More info can be supplied if you so wish
6855756 Hellsing Ultimate Abridged
'Bitch, I eat people!'
6855962 "The Holocaust museum?"
Leave that be, no one will deny what we did.
6857350 'Space-duck'
What a majestic creature.
6857678 lol
6857678 "Say it."
No
"I'm on half mast, I need to hear this."
Fine! You were right!
Jump up your own ass and die!
"Ah, Huston, we have no problems"
6860706 "Excuse me! I am a fuck-mothering vampire. I killed a LOT of people to get this title. I deserve to be addressed as such."
6860878 "So, I was just chillaxing in my suite like a balla, and all of a sudden this schmucks kicked opened my door and shouted.."
Freeze!
"And I said 'I fucked your mother last night' and they took an exception to that but you know how the song and dance goes, and killed all but one of them."
What about the last one?
"Pussed out like a bitch!"