Its nice to see he's not a complete prick

6855447 "Uhh, I think so"

I don't even know anymore.

Why am I picturing him coming back with a different shirt?
Instead of a TFS DBZA, he returns wearing a RT RvB one.

'There is a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think I walk that line every day of my life.'

6855572 "Ha! Maybe."

Shit.

Is someone gonna die? I hope so.

Feel free to use Our OC, Arcane Spectrum, Twilights daughter in your story.
More info can be supplied if you so wish

6855756 Hellsing Ultimate Abridged

'Bitch, I eat people!'

6855962 "The Holocaust museum?"

Leave that be, no one will deny what we did.

6857350 'Space-duck'

What a majestic creature.

6857678 lol

6857678 "Say it."

No

"I'm on half mast, I need to hear this."

Fine! You were right!

Jump up your own ass and die!

"Ah, Huston, we have no problems"

6860706 "Excuse me! I am a fuck-mothering vampire. I killed a LOT of people to get this title. I deserve to be addressed as such."

6860878 "So, I was just chillaxing in my suite like a balla, and all of a sudden this schmucks kicked opened my door and shouted.."

Freeze!

"And I said 'I fucked your mother last night' and they took an exception to that but you know how the song and dance goes, and killed all but one of them."

What about the last one?

"Pussed out like a bitch!"

6860890 "That was a seventy inch... plasma screen TV... *Clicks tongue* SO, how can I help you?"

'You must be the great Alucard.'

"'Sup"

'I've heard quite a lot about you.'

"Oh really?"

'The night-walker, who glides through oceans of blood. Beyond human, a monster who's power radiates with darkness that casts a shadow on darkness itself.'

"Oh, you dirty bitch. Work the shaft"

'Excuse you?'

"Oh, I'm sorry. I like to dirty talk when someone's sucking my dick."

'perhaps I should just skip to my point. My name is Luke Valentine.'

"And I'm Carmen Sandiego. Guess where I am!"

'I'm trying to have a serious conversation with you here.'

"Oh, so am I! and I'm failing. And I'm sorry for that. It's just that I'm so agitated, because this blonde little shit walked into MY room, destroyed my seventy inch PLASMA TV, and is trying to impress me like I'm his alcoholic father."
*Guns get pulled*
"Be a sport and grab daddy another beer, would you?"

6860957 "What can I do for you Father O'mally O'Donald O'Ronald O'Sullivan, who is also Italian"

Tell me mister Anderson, what do you enjoy doing?

"Spreading the word and love of Jesus Christ to all"

And killing vampires.

"Ah, just try to fucking stop me"

I dont know what the guy said afterwards

"Second verse same as the first. Now put me on a plane so I can put 'em in a herse."

6860987 "So... Nice ship you've got here"

'I-I am Rip Van Winkle, und I command your respect!'

"No. You demand my attention."
*she shoots him*
"Ow"

'I don't have to take zis from you. You racist, dis-gendered, patriarch-propagating, misogynistic pig!'

"The funny thing is... in any other circumstance, you might have had a point there. Except my boss is a woman, I was a chick in the '40s, I hate everyone equally, and there's no-one alive who could comprehend my sexual preference. So in other words, Miss Van Winkle... Ch-ch-ch- chek your privilege!"

'Vait! No-'

"Oh, haven't you heard the new sensation sweeping the nation?"
"Bitches love cannons."

6860987

"Ah, just try to fucking stop me"

I dont know what the guy said afterwards

"Second verse same as the first. Now put me on a plane so I can put 'em in a herse."

A) the second question is: "And what about Protestants?"

B) You spell it 'H-E-A-R-S-E'
...
Unless that's one of those American things, like color, when we spell it colour.

6861024 "London bridge is falling down!"

Falling down!?

"Falling down!"

London bridge is falling down.

6861034 I'm absolutely throbbing over them returning.

"As long as it doesn't last for four hours "

Walter, do you know my top three favourite things to kill are?

Third is the terks. Second are the Nazis

Can you guess the first?

"Your father"

*Claps hands together*

Nailed it!

6861062 Turks as in from Turkey

6861062 "Yes, yes, London Bridge is falling down. Ve all know ze song. Burn it down first and you can sing it, I don't care."

6861062

“You have kid? Who's the lucky guy?” I asked, earning glares from her friends.
“Long gone, if we're lucky.” Twilight answered with sadness in her tone. To say I was an emotionless prick was an insult.

Foreshadowing for future chapter!

I'm thinking that the guy is going to have a bad day.

Yeah well... Ahhh! what are you doing here?!?

I got bored

Right -_-

6863330 "Meh, Let us see."

Go! To! Bed! It's two in the morning!

"Quiet you! You're awake because of insomnia!"

Ahhhh!

6863340 Insomnia sucks sometimes.

At least you didn't spent thousands of years as a statue.

No one asked you!

Don't care.

6863330 Least your lucky. You don't have a Dalek for a companion.

EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

Oi, you get back here!

6863997
Try having an immortal mosquito for a companion

*CRUNCH*

Ow!! You bitch!!!

'just try it!'

*Chases with bug killer*

'you cant kill meh!'

ITLL STILL HURT LIKE A BITCH!!

'FUCK!!'