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Uncle Smiles


Been getting a weird vibe lately. Disease, dispair and distrust. A sinister cloud of looming uncertainty.

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Two forms of his dragon..... only one word came to mind.... GAAAAAAAYYYYYYY... lol no really they look ba

So far so good

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Damn. I wasn't expecting the love.

6585898 iz lovez the shitz out of you and the story and favz forz dayz toz

6585899 okay just don't stab me.

6585902 ok ill keep my knives,swords,explodingknives,battle axe,randomn i stabs you attack,alligartor sword,exploding alligator sword,exploding knives with lasers,and some other sharp randomn stuff at bay.

6585902 guess who got featured

Damn. Dragon God all the way.

6585938 no all my wepons aka illeagel wepons

6585961 good thing I'm from M.I.B...fuck I said to much!
*deneurilizer flash*
You saw nothing.

6585961 good thing I'm from M.I.B...fuck I said to much!
*deneurilizer flash*
You saw nothing.

This is a good start but the whole thing feels ruched. Flech it out. :applejackunsure:

6585990 meh. I do what I want.

I turned around to see the owner of the voice and saw... Morgan Freeman?

Am I the only person left who prefers James Earl Jones over Morgan Freeman.

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6585975 hey i work with you guys wtf!!

Comment posted by I stabs you deleted Oct 31st, 2015
Comment posted by I stabs you deleted Oct 31st, 2015

6585968 lol thats what im like with me wepons

Even a god use Godzilla roars. This has my approval.

6586795 If there was a reason for a dragon god to do the Godzilla roar it would truly be: "Why the F(*& not??"

I think I did pretty good for a silly dragon God.

Should have had him say the crick in the neck joke out loud.
Other than that, nice second chapter

Comment posted by Norwegian boy deleted Oct 31st, 2015

"You know as well as I do, that humanity has gone to shit and can't be saved."

Everybody has their own opinion, but that's probably the only thing I hate about your character right now. I'll keep reading, but I'm gonna keep looking out for misanthrophy from this character.

Moar you brilliant bastard!

I have a certain Chaos Being to completely bet the shit out of until his dying breath

Beat, and pretty good, I hope he causes some shit for those Canterlot snobs(the citizens, not the prinesses).

6586963 the guy is fucking dead, he just gave his own opinion to God, plus its my opinion and as long as there are conflicts of whatever going on somewhere around the world it won't change.

Being asleep for two thousand years can give you such a crick in the neck

We see what you did there

6587096 I had to! I swear it was perfect.

6587102 Indeed it was.
WE DEMAND MORE!!!!

My name...is Saber dragon God king of Terra

Jesus that's a mouthful.

Love it its funny like the other story u made:twilightsheepish:

I like it. I can't wait for the next chapter. Keep it up!

"My God woman!? Don't you ever shut up!?" I shouted as my left I was twitching. She now noticed that she has been asking me way to many questions by noticing my behaviour. I put her back down on the ground and proceeded to hit my head repeatedly on the nearest trees.
"Sorry!"Twilight shouted. I looked at her, signaling to give me a second and hit my head on the tree again. I heard Pinkie laughing out loud.

FTFY

You have a gift my friend, don't hide that in a bushel basket.

-Jim Gaffigan

We love the new chapter, cannot wait for more

Can i fight the dragon god of terra whith my wepons plz

Well of course I can, dibshit

For a dragon god and the uncle of the royal sisters, he sure acts like a typical foul mouth teenager/young adult?:rainbowhuh:

6588526 Growing old is mandatory, Growing up is an option.

So, and this is a serious question, is this meant to be some kind of troll fic or parody of bad SI/OC fics? Because the description just screams all of that.

6589320. I don't really know. I just had this in my head and wrought it in.

great story so far have a like

This just keeps on getting better and better.
But who's the mother?

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