Are you lonely? Are you bored? If you've said yes to one or both of these then we have the answer for you, our one of a kind hot line just call 1800 ALL4FUN. Call us today for any reason what so ever.
Sports: "No no, he didn't make a field goal till nearly three years later. And that's when his team made it to the Rose Bowl. I don't know who you've been talking to Princess Cadence but clearly they don't know the sport at all."
Cars: "Are you kidding me Shining Armor? The 1967 Chevy Impala is the very definition of a stallions car. The 1964 VW van is the kind you get if you're expecting, and even then you go for the '67 Impala because the van is a car for a little baby filly. Trust me I know what I'm talking about, you want to go with the Impala unless you're a widdle baby filly."
Just looking to be entertained: "So~o Ms. Rarity... what are you wearing tonight?"
Yes we've got it all, so give us a call.
Disclaimer: Each call is 12 bits a minute for the first half hour, and 100 bits for every half a minute after that. Long distance call rates are applied after the initial charge.
A very nice start, I'm looking forward to more
6762173 Thanks, though the narration will change from how it is as this is just one character looking back at the start. Not sure when I'll change it but I think I'll do in in the next couple of chapters, also if you have an OC you would like featured later let me know and they can either be a caller or one of the operators.
Is... is that a Supernatural reference I see in the description?
6762412 Yes it is, to be specific the episode when Dean went to the past to convinced his father to by the impala in stead of the VW. But the statement I used comes from a behind the scenes from the 200th episode special, only slightly cleaner than what the guy who was picking out the car was told.
The ending of the chapter confused me a little, since I'm not sure what the character is confused about; The whole day? The last call? The note? The possibility of Celestia calling?... Imma follow this for a while anyway.
6762479 A combination of the call and the possibility that it could have been Celestia actually, best way I could put it is say you have a friend that does good impersonations and knows you entered a contest. And for weeks that friend has been trying to get their impersonation of the contest holder just right, well you find out about it and with out knowing it you win said contest. The confusion then sets in following that. Was it really the person you where hoping to hear from or was it your friend calling you for a laugh, which side of the coin would you accept and for how long?
Almost scared me because I thought you did a Drake reference...
6763186 Where at?
6763202 The "Hotline" part in your title, but I relieved when I realized I was deluded.
6763219 Oh, well I hope you enjoy it.
6763238 Don't worry, I will.
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What did I just read?
6763346 Glad you spotted the reference to Rocko's Modern Life, but not sure what the music video had to do with it.
6763622 The starting of a comedy.
6763632 Because it says hotline in the title and it's a popular song.
6763763 Ah... go figure, I never listen to that genre of music so I didn't know such a song existed.
That last sentence is probably what everyone who read this is thinking right now. Was a great read though, I hope to see more of this crazy comedy.
6799145 There will be more. But as of right now I'm working on the next chapter for my main story.
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Good, I will be waiting.
I am enjoying reading these. :) Keep up the good work.
7197971 Glad you're enjoying the next chapter is almost done, I just have a little research I have to do for it.
7198331 Cool! Let me know when it is up and I will give it a read.
7198361 Alright.
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Always nice to see a fic you've forgotten about update.
That said crosswire needs better taste in gods, Azathoth's Magic geometry is the true path
7526144 Well the joke here is that he's not really in his own mind after each zap of electricity, it's kind of like having multiple personalities that are triggered by something. Like Fred Flintstone when he got hit on the head and his personality flipped.
Same thing here with Crosswire, only being a child of Discord there's no telling what will come up. And as an added joke nearly everyone is scared of Fluttershy.