After a few 'CA-RAAAAZY' shenanigans at her library involving the insurmountable duo of Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie, Twilight realizes just how quirky and exciting things get when the two of them are together. After spending an eventful day with the two of them, Twilight comes up with the perfect way to get the two of them to spend a LOT more time together... and maybe even end up sleeping together!
Coverart image by CleppyClep
This story is the result of a bottle of whiskey and a late night when I couldn't sleep a goddamn wink. I hammered this out in three hours and didn't bother to edit it or nothin'. I'm sure this exact same joke has been done before but I don't give a flying *yay*.
I apologize for any errors in continuity, grammar, or characterI apologize for nothing.
Uh oh, you're shipping ponies now, Dusty? lol
...that was actually pretty fun. Nice twist ending.
And this is the point where head meets desk.
*BONK*
Ow.
Unexpected, I shall look at it in the marrow.
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Your bones get wi-fi? Awesome :D
Amazing.
Fun fact: the lab I worked in for a year had a two liter jug of Chloroform just sitting in an unlocked cabinet.
Well... I don't know what to say.
... Dash, Pinkie...
*Inhales deeply.*
YOU INSANE, IRRESPONSIBLE PONIES! YOU COULD HAVE SET FIRE ON FIRE WITH SOME OF THOSE CHEMICALS!
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Well then
Guess it's just her tumblr that's gone.
Why, why, why did I wait so long to read this?
Oh well, at least I can enjoy the whole trilogy in one sitting.