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I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

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Shag..? Oh Crowley behave. :rainbowlaugh:

Also, I feel like a special snowflake.



shag? ohohohohohohohoho~

I must read this later! MY WAIFU! TRIXIE! I'mma go calm down first, then read this as soon as I'm able.

Yes!!! Another crowley story!!!!!

A teen rated Crowley story? I'm genuinely surprised.

879810 He made it teen so he could submit it to EQD

>There isn’t a single do-gooder nor royal guard to be seen, except for a single stallion strutting around with a stuffed saddlebag
I suggest changing the second "single" to something like "lone" dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/shrug_Twilight_Sparkle.png

An new Crowley fic? Well then it should be fantastic! :yay:

Welp, let the shit hit the fan. Messier Crowley just opened the gates of proverbial hell (a.e: all the fans flocking to faun over him and polish his shoes). Btw, it was a good fic.

“Unfortunately, those punishments can only be sentenced upon murder-criminals and suchlike. If we took away his horn or threw him in an enchanted cell, it would be a breach of his rights as a prisoner, since he’s only committed minor crimes like burglary and mugging.”


The "you" in this seems to like IRL trolling e.deviantart.net/emoticons/t/trollface.png

Enjoy some Good music while you read.

A little music to accompany this fic:
Really awesome job Crowley.

Edit: Oops, I meant for this comment to be at the end. Oh well.

First, Kody's stroy Scorched you were a thief, now in this, you're a thief again...

I smell something fishy...

>but It was fun to see the look on the guard’s face
Capital I? a.deviantart.net/avatars/o/k/okayfaceplz.png

>You’ve only been with her for about an hour

Trixie! How dare you threaten to throw me out a window!

You are a magnificent, filthy bastard, Crowley. :raritywink:

Yes! Crowley fic!
No! Not my Crowley fic!

879908 What about the Fluttershy shipfic of Crowley's? It was for everyone. (Or was that teen, too?)

Allow me. I believe Mr. Crowley had been working on this tale long before I created mine. Even then, I would bear no ill-will towards the man otherwise. He was one of the writers who inspired me to begin my journey into the realm of writing.

>he will only have limited time to escape
>She only returns an impressed smirk

>you unlock the first padlock almost as soon as she snapped it onto you
I sense a disturbance in the [strike]force[/strike]tenses :trixieshiftleft:

>at the stage thirty feet (may as well be a mile) below you
IMPERIAL a.deviantart.net/avatars/r/a/ragefaceplz.png

Another impressive read. Good show.

Hey, hey you, yeah you, Crowley.......

Make a mature version of this. Please?

For us?

I literally SQUEE'D when I saw this in my update corner!

Too late for me to read now....but I shall read this and love it tomorrow!


>“Oh?” it seems Trixie’s been dipping into the profits again
I'm not sure if "it" should have a capital I dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/shrug_Derpy_Hooves.png

Wooo new Crowley fic :pinkiehappy:
This story is totally :trixieshiftleft: GREAT AND POWERFUL :trixieshiftright:

But, about the Whipcat guy...
...how do you punch someone so hard that they get a broken snout and 2 black eyes just from one punch? :rainbowderp:

877565 Your name is absolutely stellar.

Anyway... Time to get to the Crowley fic.

Got mah milk, donuts, pillow, and tissue box all set. (The tissues are not for what you think they are :moustache::twilightoops:)

Dis gon be guud

But that was Fluttershy.
It was acceptable.

...Why isn't there any happy fluttershy emoticons? srsly!

880009 There's also Derpy in the Teen rating (acceptable for you, I bet) and Nightmare Moon is in the Teen rating as well. Badass shipping fics need not be Mature.

New Crowley fic?
SQUEE!!!! :D MY MASTER HAS DELIVERED!!!:pinkiehappy:

I found this to be quite a cute story. I like imagining myself as a rogue-like stallion that can pick locks in seconds.

Dat last line....MY FUCKING SIDES!!!:rainbowlaugh:
879886 I don't think it matters, I love both authors!!!

You forgot magic fetishes! And damn it, I'd slay three legions of war-devils for writing talent like you've got...

Nice work. Stay awesome Crowley, stay awesome.
Concilium valet.

... Why didn't he just become a locksmith?

it is currently 11:47 PM where I reside, and have completed reading this amazing story. I have to get up at 4:30 AM. Crowley I can not sleep when there is a story of yours unread. :twilightsmile:

879978 No, he's fine... I think? :rainbowhuh:

Yay, fetish upgrade! Now I can increase their stats.

>Sticky tables are a sign of a good pub. It shows the guys at this table before us had a fun time
So they had fun and got the tables sticky? e.deviantart.com/emoticons/moods/love/lust/suggestive.gif

>That you’ve only robbed stallions
>she’s only cursing herself and her arrogance

>There was an Ursa Major there and everything
It was an ursa minor, Trixie :trixieshiftright:

880207 It looks out of place because every other instance of a word after a closing quotation mark has a capital letter dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/shrug_Twilight_Sparkle.png

880244 Ah don' foockin' *hiccup* Know mate... Bhut ahm gon'na need ta lean on yer... Whoooaa... Urk.

Great story. I think I've run out of things to say about your fics. You have an escape artist character who picks locks old school. Let's pray that he doesn't attempt anything involving a coffin in the desert. That's how Houdini died. I like to think that these fics are some of the more intelligent fics written. Last I liked the story's theme of guilt placement and redemption.

“So you can afford an ice pack for your face?” you ask coolly.

“Hm? Why in Equestria would I want-?”

^ Wow he's like the 8th dwarf: Sleazy. I love that he's the perfect mixture of extremely stupid(Forest Gump level stupid) and sleazy. The odd thing was that for 80% of the fic, he didn't come off that way. He has just committed insurance fraud and told someone about his plan and given examples of hard evidence to support that court case. Whipchat just screwed himself and top it all off he has a concussion, a broken nose and two black eyes.

Whipchat is like this guy on the douche scale, only he isn't as cool.

Peace Out.

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