>Sticky tables are a sign of a good pub. It shows the guys at this table before us had a fun time
So they had fun and got the tables sticky? e.deviantart.com/emoticons/moods/love/lust/suggestive.gif

>That you’ve only robbed stallions
>she’s only cursing herself and her arrogance
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>There was an Ursa Major there and everything
It was an ursa minor, Trixie

880225 I swear you stalk Crowley so that you can correct his mistakes >.> But you also take my chance to correct him as well

Just kidding! ... Mostly

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880225
Sticky Tables = good pub. I learned that trick myself! :P Some sage advice for all of you out there.
Also, Trixie wouldn't admit it's an Ursa Minor to somepony she's trying to impress, would she? The joke there is that we all know she's embellishing the truth exept for the Scondrel...

Oh you troll. Getting me all worked up.

881391 I know it's a joke

880771 I thought he just released early and the guy was his editor who would rather use the comment section

Wait did Scoundrel just seriously get cock blocked by Trixie? He was so close to getting that sweet flank!

880225>>881391

Just a thought, but didn't Trixie leave ponyville before the Mane 6 found out it was an Ursa Minor? So, maybe she doesn't know it wasn't, and still believes it was an Ursa Major!

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Nope. Trixie knows it was only an Ursa Minor, and she even says "THAT was just a BABY!?" in response to what Twilight tells her.

Well, fuck, "I" really didn't want to think about that!!! And come on Trixie, "I" am a stallion!!!

well, getting a tad bit drunk; sneaking into the mare of my dreams bed no less, and then confess my feelings in a smart-ass kind of language that I've known since I was little? Ya, that's about right up in my valley of things I might do

ITS DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE!
TAKE THIS!
*kiss*