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For reasons unexplained, the keepers of the Elements of Harmony, Spike, their (OC) friend Chronicle, and Derpy Hooves are transported into the Team Fortress 2 universe. Before they could be found by either RED or BLU, somebody, a human named Tasic, came over and led them to safety, but not before they realized he and Chronicle have a connection and the latter's secret is revealed; both of them are members of the Story Crew. It's not know why the Equestrians were brought here, but Tasic intends to take them to the fight so they could survive…and possibly stop the fight between RED and BLU.

The characters' designated classes will be based on this picture, but with Chronicle replacing Celestia (seriously, she's overpowered).

And technically, all categories that would apply to Team Fortress 2 would apply here too, but I decided not to go too far by adding Comedy, Dark, Adventure, etc.

Rated Teen for Team Fortress 2's bloody nature. This story is "non-canon" to my main story accessible by the link in my OC character's name in this description.

Team Fortress 2 belongs to Valve.
My Little Pony belongs to Hasbro.
The Friendship Is Magic show belongs to Lauren Faust.
Only Chronicle, Tasic, and a few others belong to me.

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Bit of a question. Is that "metallic attachment" on Apple Jack's leg the Gunslinger? If so, then she would only be able to construct Mini-Sentries, which can't be upgraded. Other than that, superb story so far.

No, it's not the Gunslinger. It's just for holding the wrench effectively. Applejack would still need to see what's around her and holding the wrench by the mouth and whacking away with it won't make it easy, not to mention making her a bit dizzy.

somethin's up, 'cuz DeviantArt isn't finding the promised image
the story is great, though, and i'm gonna read more when another chapter is up :twilightsmile:

this is intresting to say the least, ill read on!

Wow. I can't believe this is more interesting. Then again, it IS a crossover, even with its OCs and all.

Abbot & Costello reference? I didn't notice. The only one I know of theirs is the Who's on First. Or is it the "See ya on Third!" the one you noticed?

I noticed alot of mistakes in this, like at one point, 'fridge' was spelled with two 'r's. Other than that, I had fun reading this!:pinkiehappy:

I :rainbowlaugh: at the part with the fridge. Please keep making moments like that.

Fixed. Considering if I should add the other lines like hitting the Scout with his leg bone, or the Soldier not having time to feel pain…then his schedule opens up.

Doubtful. I based these chapters on the Meet The Team videos, but with ponies, added explanations on how things work, etc.

1003172 Ah, now I get it! I always laughed at the Meet The Team videos. I wonder what you're going to do with rari-oh Celestia I have a bad mental image now.

You almost forgot that the Rarity chapter was the one before this?
A bad mental image? What is it?

1006551 It has to do with Spike and the image is the picture at the end of Meet The Spy.

Oh that? Rarity's not picking up the "Spy with Scout's mother" picture; it's just the documents BLU had on EqU.

Why do you always write "See ya on Third"?

It's a catchphrase of mine I used in FanFiction.Net. Some use "Later dayz", some use "Read and Review", one even uses "Please be well". I thought I'd make one myself. It's based on the routine "Who's on First".

Niiiiiiice. I thought I was the only person in this day and age who still remembers Abbot and Costello. Other than "Who's on First," what other routines do you like? I don't remember the exact name, but it had to do with the similarities between "mudder" and "mother."

Sorry. "Who's on First" is the only one I know. And I saw it through a fanmade Kingdom Hearts video on YouTube.

If they ever go up against the MvM robots, here are some quotes:
Rainbow: Lemme at 'em!
Chronicle: My trigger finger's getting itchy...
Pinkie: It's party time!
Fluttershy: If you don't mind, I'd like to get started now.
Rarity: Time to send those monstrosities back to whence they came!

Money Grab
Rainbow: Sweet! Cash!

Until I see a page of them in the TF2 Wiki, that will have to wait. And also, remember that only Spike has fingers. My OC isn't like the Heavy personality-wise, just more comfortable in killing than the rest of the team. Check back on the story's description and look for a link of my OC's name to find out the basics about him.

As for Fluttershy, I plan on having her (as well as the rest of EqU) also find out about Gray Mann, his plot against Mann Co., and most of all the fact he ate the eagle family that adopted and raised him. I'm pretty sure we all know what her reaction would be. But first, I'll have to finish a chapter that is the equivalent to Meet The Pyro.

So Fluttershy wouldn't have acted the way I made her do in the quote? Also, I'd love to see a Mert The Pyro chapter. I'll try to figure something out.

Maybe she still will. And spoilers for the "Meet he Pyro" counterpart chapter: EqU will almost get their flanks handed to them against the RED Pyro in an Arena match, and there'll be a one-on-one between him and Pinkie Pie in the climax of the chapter (both in Pyrovision and real vision) LOLLIPOP CLASH!.

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I have another quote in my head for Chronicle, but one question. Has he, or will he ever in this fiction, have a sarcastic attitude? Either way, the quote I have in mind for him is "I'm officially bored. When will the robots be here?"

He's not that sarcastic. So no, he won't have that quote. He's never sarcastic in battle, although I might see him teasing Queen Chrysalis by calling her "Queen Cheeselegs", but that's after he's experienced the horrors of Discord and so doesn't take as damn seriously threats lesser than him. But I feel I may spoil things too much in my other fic. Still at work on the Dragonshy chapter there.

OK. How about "How much longer 'till I can blow up those metal monsters?" Also, PICTURE SPAM!
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He's not kill-crazy! :twilightangry2: How else can he be friends with the keepers of the Elements of Harmony otherwise? Because that's what he is in my fic.

As for the battles he's been to so far, he was fairly low-leveled when he fought Nightmare Moon, he wasn't trying to kill the Ursa Minor, he went easy on Trixie (wasn't even fighting but throwing it), and he was unprepared and going easy on Gilda while she was relentless. But this Chronicle will have <INSERT HUGE SPOILERS HERE> against plenty others (especially Discord) and thus have improved compared to where he currently is in my fic.

I haven't read your other fic, so I don't know much about Chronicle. So you know what? Forget my Chronicle quotes. Are my others usable, though? Also, do you play TF2? I'm user "Stephano /)"

Perhaps. And actually, I'm among the fanbase balf that doesn't play the game.

Well, at least that's what I heard in TV Tropes, that half the fans of TF2 don't actually play the game. My brother once played it, though.

I've played it for about half a month, and I'm still terrible.

My computer's too slow to operate an online FPS game, anyway.

"Unfotunately, he couldn't lose momentum fast enough before getting kicked in the stomach, resulting in a fatal kill." Redundance; it's there. Also, an 'r' has gone AWOL.

Exactly why I changed it to documents. I also needed to show that BLU (and RED) now truly acknowledge EqU as a force to be dealt with.

Comment posted by nightelf37 deleted Dec 16th, 2012

Note: In story, "Derringer" and "Steve" are "Bot names" for the clones created by the "Copyspawn system". Of course, their names are shout-outs to…other characters in the show (or franchise in general).

Another thing, the site I made these from don't accept "?" either.

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